Tfw Kazakshtan becomes a Singapoore of Central Asia surrounded by shitholes in your lifetime

>tfw Kazakshtan becomes a Singapoore of Central Asia surrounded by shitholes in your lifetime
feels good man

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Ive got like 10 Kazak students in my class right now, theyre based
Can you give me some sentence in Kazak that I could say to them

How so, user? Is it worth it to move there?

Otanga kait, aken auzin sigein
(Go back to your fatherland, fuck your dads mouth)

Kazakhstan is cute.

Is your country still pissed off by Borat?

so you guys are origano turks?

no we are full
France is cute
no

original turks live in siberia and altay
>tfw mix of turks, mongols and iranians
>tfw mutt

PИИИИ
But why is it going to become the new Singapore user?

Great, good thing I'm moving to kazakhistan next month

It's ok
You look cute

That sounds...
very nice

based Kazakhstan

>But why is it going to become the new Singapore user?
this is like local meme here, our government promised us that we will be living like in Singapoore
t. lost to birds
open an original kebab store pls

brb marriage sack

Oh okay, so what is it really like?

gryos is better ;)

I thought that Kazakhstan's population is like 3-4M and i googled it now and it's over 18M. I got mindfuck.

How much people make in your biggest cities? What's the cost of living?

>Oh okay, so what is it really like?
absolute shit outside of large cities
looks like taco

meh, tacos are inferior imho
Why aren't you posting Kazakh qts

>I thought that Kazakhstan's population is like 3-4M and i googled it now and it's over 18M. I got mindfuck.
There are a rumors that says that our real population is larger, like government reduces the real number of it purposely
>How much people make in your biggest cities?
like 150-200k tenge, which is ~500 dollars here, thats an average, obviously
>What's the cost of living?
Well at least you can live at 500 dollars here, but thats still not enough to live like a normal person with travelling and other stuff
>Why aren't you posting Kazakh qts
>kazakh qts
>qts

Please export QTs.

what are your thoughts on afghanis?

>500 dollars here, thats an average, obviously
>>What's the cost of living?
>Well at least you can live at 500 dollars here, but thats still not enough to live like a normal person with travelling and other stuff
just like r*ssia

I dont know, one of my classmates was afghan, he talked about Afghanistan almost every time we had a conversation, god damn it he didnt shut his mouth telling cool stories about Afghanistan
But he was an ok guy
nuke ex ussr when?

S A B I N A

>kazakh qts
There is that volleyball player

Do you pray to KARA BOĞA?

KARA BUQA is my totemic animal
overrated, she cant plat vollayball at all

Really? Why is Kazakhstan so successful?

Who's the Malaysia of Central Asia?
;)

>economically developed
>an authoritarian shithole
makes sense

>living like in Singapoore
is that supposed to be a good thing

potassium

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Are Kazakh men cute? How do I get a kazakh bf?

What are your thoughts on chinks and ruskies?

VERY NICE
EEEEEEE
MAI NEIMA BORAT

Are Kyrgyz closest to original Turks, just read about Yenisey Kyrgyz.
Or is it just a name that has nothing to do with todays Kyrgyz?

t virgin Turk

Probably Kazakhstan as well?
Uzbekistan is too poor.
Turkmenistan is North Korea basically.
Tajikistan and Kyrgyztan aren't noteworthy enough to be Malaysia-tier. Though Tajikistan is like bastion of Persian culture as I have heard and read, Zoroastrianism supposedly is on the rise there.

Ancient Kirghiz were described as Caucasian for the most part and modern Kirghiz have mostly Indo-European Y-DNA despite their Mongoloid appearance, so they probably do have a connection.

more or less yeah. we couldn't even save our own language (._.)

...

>russia
>more of a shithole than kazakhstan

Interesting. Turks are interesting group of people, look eastern but dont have (linguistically) much connection to there other than appearance somewhat but are not clearly European nor Middle-Eastern/Semitic either.

t. has black market of currency
t. cucked by kipchak language
t. more dangeous than middle east

t. russo-mongol larping as turk

t. wants smuggling instead of fair trade

Do you hate Nursultan Nazarbayev?
Do most Kazakhs?
Don't you wish you had democracy?

>Do you hate Nursultan Nazarbayev?
yes
>Do most Kazakhs?
yes
>Don't you wish you had democracy?
yes

>he actually believes that
OH NONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
kazakh borders riddled with smuggling from china as much as kyrgyz borders, your """khan""" just couldn't hold the banter with Atambayev and used it as an acceptable excuse

>shut the border
>asks putin for help
bruh... look at this duude... oh no no no HHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

sad!

I mean yes, we wish we had democracy

>le pootin did zis
Yeah that's why you opened the border only when Atambayev left, even though he could've asked putin for that in october

>tfw no Sabina or Elina gf

first clean your country from islamists pls

Every Kazakh I've met was really charming desu

I'm already preparing for the Kazakh century

youtube.com/watch?v=DVGkufTv3Ms
She's from Kazakhstan. Though i think she's ethnically russian, so idk

russian servants 2020

first have at least 5 presidents then we'll talk

i want to visit astana :)

>Elina
That's a womans name here as well.

>hurr we have democracy
kek