ITT: Sup Forums is school class

ITT: Sup Forums is school class
*throws paper at Russia*

>Ajit pai comes to school
>Throttle American school bus
>0 American student in class

*overreacts and rips kazakhstan face because father left Russia and now Russia feel anger, rage and sadness*

>country roleplay

Myзыкy лyчшe бы пocтил.

>spits at kazakhstan
>fails
>spit lands on ukraine's head

*begs Kazakhstan to set me up with his sister*

everybody bully the fat guy !

Mutts are disgusting

*sits on frances seat*

*Fucks Russia's asshole in the bathroom then leaves her crying soaked in blood and poop*

>school

>sits in the back of class talking about video games with belgium

>aka wakes up with shit all over his bed

>*throws paper in Russian*

...

kek, I remember this video

>sits alone in the corner and fails every exam

for Spain

Do you want to be my girlfriend
[ ]yes
[ ]no
[ ]maybe

>marks maybe
>answer is actually no

>country roleplay

Israel i am going to tell the principle mr. UN again on you

*fart loudly*
pretend is amerimutt

>america enters the room
>pulls out a gun

u lik mi drawing?!?!

*steals pen*

*provide you with purest kazakh hapa beauty"

OwO who is this??

*starts screeching and hearing voices then talking to myself*

Im unironically in a school class right now lads

*falls asleep midst class*

underage b&

*closes himself from you with books*

Called Europol. Enjoy Bilel and Habibi pounding your baguettehole every morning in prison you kiddy fiddler.

...

* kicks ball onto the argie's face

>UN shakes his head and puts posters on the billboard that Israel is a bad boy
>goes back to his office and cries about his ED

>*surround you with book-border until you starve to death*
FTFY Nursultan

*Subverts school curriculum to alienate students into hating Sup Forums to the degree of closing the school*

I want an Ashido gf

*goes and sits with my mates*
oreyt chums

*corners Ireland*
dinner money now lad

*steals yall shit*

*throws paper at Britain*
yo fat fuck

*Forcing everyone in class to eat Kimchi*

*takes the argie kid backpack and ties in the ceiling fan*

*kisses Perú*

Sooo... Sup Forums?

>Lack of ERPing ITT
I'm disappointed lads.

t.

>scandis sitting in a corner by themselves

Hey guys, can someone lend me some lunch money?

*Slaps balls against Brazil's ass 7 times*

>that Kazakh guy that would play freestylo every day in classroom

Didn't you get your ass slapped by the entirety of western Europe's and America's balls like, 3 times each?

Its American shitposting hours now, Euro gayposting time is over

*steals leaf's lunch money*

watcha gonna do now, dork?

*headbutts your face into paste and spits on your sobbing, huddled mass in the corner*

*tries to take a photo under Greese's skirt*

*takes out mamma's focaccia being careful for america not to see it*

America would be the popular Chad that secretly has a troubled home life that everyone talks about behind his back

*opens a bag of chips*
*eats in class*

*shows up for roll call but gets forgotten*

OwO post brows

*spears you and starts biting and clawing ravenously*

Who let the monkey out

>O K line up guys! it's penis inspection day!

*sits on germany's seat*

*sits on the last seat next to the window like the MC she/he is*

*approaches with bonner on and asks when will see /balkita/ again*

I'm just sitting at the back drawing dicks

*commits suicide*

"Teacher are you going to check the homework?"

>meet up with Finland after classes
>get in the van
>go to eesti's elementary school
>

>Beats up Poland together with austria

>Brazil
>Being this salty

Wew laddie!

*Smug candies into the classroom*

>Got folded in half by Napoleon in 2 years
>Willingly got dragged by A-H into WWI and took the blame
>Responsible for WWII
>Everything Merkel is doing right now
I ain't salty about anything. It's not my country that has a nasty habit of destroying itself and the rest of Europe every couple of decades.

*teleports behind you*

Ey we me das uno?

*Wanks furiously under the desk*

Losing WW2 is a bigger achievement than anything Brazil ever did

You fuck.

We became one of the few monarchies of the world that actually worked out (and worked better than a republic) with Dom Pedro II. We practically carried the sugar market on our own and, unlike you germanics, we developed on our own after our declaration of independence. We've never surrendered to -any- nation and didn't grow as much as we did by being the Roman Empire's bitch.

*reminds the class that NZ exists*

Yo Bruce your sister got a tight cunt lmao

>'''''''''''developed'''''''''' on our own

Lmao

Holy Shit this american brought a gun because I trolled a bit with his internet last night!

Yeah we did. We also went over there to have a piece of your kraut asses during WWII (Battle of Collecchio & Monte Castello) just to rub it in your face. And that's before we industrialized.

*grabs finland by the collar*
giz us a fag mate

Could you all just be quiet? Some of us are trying to learn things here.

said giz us a fuckin fag bruv

>Break up with Finland
>Start dating Norway

I don't smoke and neither should you.

listen bruv, i ain't fuckin joke. giz us a fuckin fag or i'll whip your ed off.

*calls america a nigger mutt*

Feelings are nothing but neurochemistry.

sluuuut!

>Being this butthurt about being a third world shithole

>when the german kid makes a football joke and the class monkey starts telling the whole history of his people