Someone pls rate my german singing skill

Someone pls rate my german singing skill.

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sehr gut. now you can get wasted with german speaking drunken people

Its not really singing.

Shameless bump.

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Those quads.

Nicely done. I'd have a little sing song but then I'd probably be arrested within 20 minutes of the post :^)

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Give it a go, lads

Wir sind alle kleine Sünderlein,
's war immer so, 's war immer so.
Der Herrgott wird es uns bestimmt verzeih'n,
's war immer, immer so.
Denn warum sollten wir auf Erden
schon lauter kleine Englein werden?
Wir sind alle kleine Sünderlein,
's war immer so, 's war immer so.
Der Herrgott wird es uns bestimmt verzeihn
's war immer so, immer so.

Wir dreh'n uns nach hübschen Madeln um,
's war immer so, 's war immer so.
Und die Madeln wissen schon warum,
's war immer, immer so.
Denn wenn wir nit zueinander streben,
Ja dann kann's ja keine neuen geben!
Drum dreh'n wir uns nach den Madeln um,
's war immer so, 's war immer so.
Und die Madeln wissen schon warum,
's war immer, immer so.

Wir haben oft ein großes Durstgefühl,
's war immer so, 's war immer so.
Und dann sind wir immer sehr labil,
's war immer, immer so.
Erst woll'n wir nur ein Gläschen naschen,
doch dann gibt's nur noch leere Flaschen . . .
Wir sind alle kleine Sünderlein,
's war immer so, 's war immer so.
Englein können wir im Himmel sein
's war immer, immer so
's war immer, immer so.

Let me sing it for you.
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Couldn't have done it better. Noice

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Yeah, nobody's home.

Here, try this. It's a band from Koeln (where I live). The song is obviously satirical

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Refrain:
Am Arsch der Welt,
am Arsch der Welt,
sin mir för ewig un drei Daach affjestellt;
Am Arsch der Welt,
am Arsch der Welt,
weed us jedem Schnuffel, e jrosse Held.


Doch willst do mich, oh willst do mich,
oh willst do mich, noch einmal rette,
schick mer Jeld un Zijarette,
schick mer Jeld un Zijarette.

Doch willst do mich, oh willst do mich,
oh willst do mich, noch einmal rette,
schick mer Jeld un Zijarette,
ein Leben lang.

1.
De Plficht för jede Fetz vun achzehn Johr,
is tauglich zo sin för et Militär;
Manch einer is stolz do drop und liert et einfach nie,
dä andere säht, schesse deit doch wih.
Doch bis eets ens mit dobei, kütt et dir am Hals erus;
Un sähs am leevste noch Hück am Daach, jeh ich zo Foss noh Hus.

Enjoy the Koelsch dialect : ^)

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Pretty hard with all the syncopes and me not knowing the melody.

Noice nonetheless. Would like to hear an actual German try his best Koelsch impression tb h.

In fact it was easier to read it, I guess.
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BRITISH CULTURE TIME

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( i can't do the west country accent that well being the filthy southerner that I am).

Fuck that's hard.
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That was fantastic. You managed to sound a good mix between scottish and indian- which absolutely made my day

The mix with the banjo reminded me Jožin z Bažin for some reason.

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Give me something easy

Like this ?
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like text ;_;
you're pretty good

Good thread.

good

bad

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time for french cliche music :^). I realise I fucked up the tune at the end and my accent is heavy as fuck.

Excellent.

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This it the best I can think about in 20 seconds.
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wunderschön

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SEA SHANTY TIME.

Sadly i can't sing it loudly and properly due to apartment life

love it.


Please sing me some koelsch :^)

Putain Francis, t'es toujours en train de pioncer enculé !

I like this.

please someone try this
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Komm zuruck, ich warte auf Dich,
denn Du bist fur mich, all mein Gluck.
Komm zuruck, ruft mein Herz immerzu,
nun erfulle Du, mein Geschick.
Ist der Weg auch weit,
fuhrt er Dich und auch mich, in die Seeligkeit,
darum bitt ich Dich heut: komm zuruck.

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Sorry for the mess my little freunde von den Rhein

nice and salty, felt compelled to sing along

one of the my favorite such songs from master and commander

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I ruined it

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ONe take wonder :^))))

master and commander is the business.

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A little better but it seems I am unable to sing in german

Time for some louis armstrong inspired christmas tunes

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you're going to kill yourself if you sing another verse!

Imitating a black man?racist much, reported to german authorities!

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At least im integrating like a true German nu-male by imitating women

Wish the finn was here to sing me some nice sinatra tunes

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long live ol' blue eyes!

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finish it all. my joy is real

Good now try it a bit faster

nice voice, m8. Enjoyed that

having far too much fun
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>tried to get my roommate to do a duo with me
>he refused
feels bad man

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R8 pls, I'm Spanish btw.

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looser

Don't be so harsh, Hans. I'm just a phoneposter.

very gud haha

Don't have a pic to describe how much I enjoyed that. :^)

Lad, would you mind doing a Koelsch impression for me?

uncanny!

I've found Germans to be bigger sticklers when it comes to their language than even the French were tbqhwy

Assuming you are the lad that sung for me. Can I request one? You've got such a 20's feel to your voice. I think it'd really suit the link below (even though it's not a 20's song).

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Right I need to head out on normie tasks for an hour or so. I'll check back in later in case you decided to sing.

You also refuse to learn proper accent when speaking foreign languages.

t. had a german teacher in school

sure thing brother

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I arrived here near a year ago with pretty much no German. I did try classes but the group was... very unsavoury. I learn all my German from those around me at work and home. Do you really expect me to pick an accent up so quickly?

Also to note, I don't meme german irl like i do in voc threads, I'm not that autistic.

>proper accent
wtf does that even mean
just speak naturally, the most important thing is to get your message across. The cringiest thing is to try to manually change your accent when you speak

> unsavoury
lol

Proper as in adjusting one's accent such that it can be understood by natives with relative ease.

you sound cute
here's me trying to sing erika vocaroo.com/i/s1kzuXtO6ySW

Post english or spanish

Someone try this one plz:

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Haistakaa paska koko valtiovalta
Ette osaa muuta kuin verottaa
Muutenkin touhu tuntuu holtittomalta
Kaikki pitäis kerralla erottaa

On siinä meillä omituinen sakki
Kaikki sitä johto hommiin pääseekin
On nyt jo tyhjä joka jätkän takki
Mutta verotus vain jatkuu hurjemmin

On aivan turhaa enää tehdä työtä
Verot vievät koko palkan kuitenkin
Saat viettää monta unetonta yötä
Herrat teki elämästä helvetin

Haistakaa paska koko valtiovalta
Ette osaa muuta kuin verottaa
Muutenkin touhu tuntuu holtittomalta
Kaikki pitäis kerralla erottaa

On herrain helppo lakejansa lyödä
Sillä ei ne niitä koske kuitenkaan
On hauska edustaa ja lounaat syödä
Kansa lystin kustantaa kun hommaillaan

Ja kun on verorahat kaikki juotu
Kansa kyllä pikku vipin järjestää
Vain päätös niin on lisävero luotu
Sillä lailla kassahuolet selviää

I'm understood well, tb h. I never have an issue with being misunderstood due to pronunciation. It's down to the grammar which I still struggle with. Sure my accent is nowhere near native tier but it's pretty clearly understandable.

I was trying to be diplomatic about it, kek

good man, will listen as soon as possible. I have company atm

thoroughly enjoyed that
you should do musicals, lad

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As you can tell I don't speak a word of German

Nice, good taste