Today I saw a frog very close to the road, and quite a busy one. I haven't seen a frog in about 2 years and thought here is a son of kek, I picked it up and took it to the sanctuary of my garden and go about it's day.
About 4 hours later a Muslim who lives two doors down from me collapses in the middle of the road and is on life support now after a heart attack.
One may surmise this is a coincidence, but I just don't know any more, meme magic is so powerful. Could me saving this defenceless amphibian really be rewarded by the execution of a muslim?
Honestly, I've been seeing more frogs in the past year than I have my entire life.
Matthew Roberts
This board is turning into utter shit.
Thomas Gray
The demon spirit of kek was transferred to the frog when you picked it up. This is witchcraft. I advise this board to stop. Give your soul to satan and he'll give you many happenings but your life will go to shit, you may die early, and you'll probably end up in hell until you believe on Christ.
Logan Turner
>Sup Forums used to be good LaughingGirls.png
Jonathan White
No dubs in this thread, kek is lying low, he is testing our faith. But we shall be rewarded for our loyalty.
Jose Fisher
No, but it wasn't full of adolescent spastics with no prior interest in politics posting images of cartoon frogs.
Carter Ward
Kek delivers a virgin for you all
Julian Nelson
Have no fear t. Virgin is here
Ethan Robinson
>I haven't seen a frog in about 2 years
You should go out more.
Grayson Parker
Frogs really creep me out, but now I view them as a good omen because of Sup Forums. I still won't touch them, though. They're slimy and cold and they piss all over anything that touches them.
Isaiah Gray
Praise kek op
Nathan Thomas
SAVE THE FROGS
Luis Evans
RARE
John Butler
well done lad you killed a shitskin ..
Jace Roberts
and people dont think magic is real humph
just because it doesnt do things the way you predict it will
I say cause and effect
Juan Collins
Holy fuck, a Kek congregation. What hidden knowledge could they be mulling over?
Aaron Foster
It isn't piss. It's meme juice. If you want guaranteed doubles in a thread you just have to go to your garden, catch a frog, and then drink its meme juice.
Source: I just drank some meme juice.
Brandon Adams
French eat frogs French gets shot
Jack Foster
90% of people are just here for the shitpost and happening, user
Tyler Murphy
it all makes sense now kek is punishing them for eating his disciples
Ethan Kelly
May his skin always be moist
Easton Sanders
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Carson Baker
p-praise?
Evan Baker
wow
Isaac Bennett
bretty gud
Julian Kelly
Praise Holy kek
Ryder King
witnessed praise him
Jaxson Phillips
Which western nation had habe the biggest happening in the last year and which nation eat frogs?
Carson Morris
Hey man a few weeks ago I was planting some cucumbers right.
I stuck my spade into the ground to dig a hole and as I pulled it up a toad came up with the soil. I brushed it off and put it by my potatoes.
This has happened three time to me this year.
Should I be worried? IDK mayn
Lincoln Russell
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Ryan Thompson
UNCOMMON
Landon Flores
The chorus frogs in the big lagoon Would sing their songs to the silvery moon. Tenor singers were out of place, For every frog was a double bass. But never a human chorus yet Could beat the accurate time they set. The solo singer began the joke; He sang, "As long as I live I'll croak, Croak, I'll croak," And the chorus followed him: "Croak, croak, croak!"
The poet frog, in his plaintive tone, Sang of a sorrow was all his own; "How shall I win to my heart's desire? How shall I feel my spirit's fire?" And the solo frog in his deepest croak, "To fire your spirit," he sang, "eat coke, Coke, eat coke," And the chorus followed him: "Coke, coke, coke!"
The green frog sat in a swampy spot And he sang the song of he knew not what. "The world is rotten, oh cursed plight, That I am the frog that must set it right. How shall I scatter the shades that lurk?" And the old man bullfrog sang, "Get work, Work, get work," And the chorus followed him: "Work, work, work!"
The soaring spirits that fain would fly On wings of hope to the starry sky Must face the snarls of the jealous dogs, For the world is ruled by its chorus frogs.
Bentley Parker
toads =/= frogs
Jace Bennett
frog is kek
Noah Wilson
if it was a toad you did good, they are terrestrial and like damp places. However, if it was in fact a frog, they need to go in water.
Austin Robinson
Kek has blessed you this fine day, for you have been a faithful desciple
Jaxson Turner
trips this frog/toad is now your pet and you have to take care of it for the sake of kek
Angel Brown
reroll
Parker Bell
motherfucker Praise Kek goddamnit
Leo Kelly
If Sup Forums believes that frogs are messengers of the gods then what else is Sup Forums wrong about?
Jonathan Jackson
Sven plz
Alexander Reed
Many repeating digits in this thread, praise Kek
Leo Bell
SACRIFICE THE VIRGIN TO KEK
James Myers
maybe it's because you now spend 16 hours a day on Sup Forums
Thomas Bennett
>French people eat frogs >They get killed by muslims
Grayson Lee
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE BE TO KEK
Brandon Phillips
I keep frogs in my window well that had fell down there from a storm I took them out 3 times but they keep coming back So I made a terrarium for them to live in I gave them water and even bought crickets from a pet store to release down there so they can eat
One day I found a hole in the siding of my house in the window well A rat had moved into a hole in wall in my window well I took a .22 rifle and shot it in the face I made sure my frogs were safe The next day Ted Cruz was eternally stumped Coincide?
Juan Hughes
i miss my bullfrog
Jordan Lee
FOR 11 MONTHS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT KEK MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC KEK CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'HAHAHAHA LOOOK AT ME IM LE GOD KEK SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Sup Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID GREEN FROG AND THE OTHER SHIT MEMES, 11 MONTHS, 11 FUCKING MONTHS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A KEK THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Sup Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, KEK SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT KEK, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF A FROG TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY FROG DICK. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT KEK DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID KEK THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING FUNNY. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID MEMES AND RE-POST YOUR PEPE FACES FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
FUCK OFF FUCKING FAGGOTS!!
Joseph White
filthy heritic PRAISE KEK user take good care of it
Jayden Torres
MIND=BLOWN
Evan Lee
nice copy pasta
Lucas Williams
fuck off kike
Nathan Watson
>Crippling ass pain of this magnitude.
Tyler Barnes
PRAISE KEK! SLAY THE MUSLIMS
Nathaniel Jenkins
Lol
William Gonzalez
then go to
ate chan
Gavin Morgan
Totally not satan
Isaiah Thompson
Very Nice ID there user
>Kek worshipepr comes into the surgery >Claims I have been blessed by kek >Preaches the gospel of meme magic >Wants me to give him dubs or trips >Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Owen Richardson
PRAISE BE TO KEK PRAISE
Lucas Wood
You're hilariously raged. Be the twit you are and runnoft somewhere boy.
Benjamin Brooks
I legitimately believe in meme magic
Zachary Garcia
nah, it's getting better.
Zachary Allen
Praise Kek.
Isaiah Brooks
Someone no joke needs to create a Scripture & throw in extreme anti "barbarism" rhetoric but make them to be "interpreted" how "loyal followers" they see fit. PRISE be to KEK maybe in 300yrs the world will be "CLEANER" with OUR PEACEFUL IDEOLOGY KEK
Thomas Harris
>11 months >11 >dubs K E K W I L L S I T
Luis Powell
this month was full of happenings too praise be to kek
Nolan Price
holy shit ive gotten 3 dubs in a row now on different posts
YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT THANKS YOU KEK
Blake Allen
Its not funny or interesting anymore. Instead its just a sad reminder about your failed, pathetic life, that you continue to piss away, drooling on the internet in a mindless self perpetuating cycle of OCD that is reinforced by repetitious Sup Forums posts. You feel the need to share that cycle with others, which is tantamount to you sitting in the corner, rocking back and forth, singing "Brown bear, brown bear" until someone forcibly medicates you and smacks your bottom.
Please, log off, and get help. This is not a healthy reaction to life. It indicates a serious problem. I'm not sure what sort of abuse you suffered, or what trauma you lived through, that drove you to this point, but it doesn't matter. You can get help, there are places and specialists that have devoted their lives to aiding people just like you.
you can make a break from your sad, failed life, and live something approaching like a normal life. You may never be totally human, but you can at least experience society in a context outside of a computer monitor.
- your Sup Forums friend.
Andrew Hernandez
3 dubs in a row grants 3 wishes
Choose your happenings carefully my Maple syrup drinking friend
Leo Thompson
Croak, croak, croak your toad gently down the stream, Merrily merrily merrily life is but a kek.
I've never seen such a happening month. Watch Baltimore and/or the DNC tonight, the BLMers will be pissed about the police brutality charges being dismissed.
There was Scribe the Leaf here at one point and he actually did a pastebin.
I've threatened to set up a site for this more than once. Maybe it's time since our cannon grows.
Kevin Green
okay now explain why Australia is plagued with venomous cane toads.
David Butler
>Muslim 2 doors down >Checks flag
All is right. Keku Akbar
Ryan Bailey
Blessed is he who is graced by Kek and his children.
Grayson Collins
>toads =/= frogs >poisonous =/= venomous
Keku akbar
Jacob Stewart
Depends whether Ahmed lives or dies. That's how we know if kek is real
Ryan Jackson
Blessed be, in name of Kek, amen.
Cooper Howard
STOP LIKING THINGS I DISAPPROVE OF, the post.
Just like the early Christians, we will be called all manner names by those who do not share our beliefs. We, unlike you, are tolerant of others. Maybe it is you who should examine why you are so bothered by the free practice of religion. Are you so triggered by Sikhs or Buddhists? They too were "fringe cults" at one point.
Why so angry, user? Some have found faith for the first time in their lives; is this not to be celebrated and not maligned?
Isaiah Gonzalez
I have seen quite a few frogs the last week. It is nearby a place that naturally has quite a lot of them, however I do not recall seeing them in this area (closer to human activity).
Next time I see one, I will pick one up and say "praise be to kek".
Ryder Taylor
You are what you eat. We are the first martyrs, from our blood the seed of His wisdom will grow.
Jaxon Carter
This was in my yard a few days ago. But I live in fucking Las Vegas so it must be KEK visiting me in the desert.
Zachary Hill
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers broken, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talking big shit. Watch yourselves.
Kevin Reed
Why did you quote me, you fucking specimen?
Blake Hernandez
What if, someone nowadays, wrote a book and said he was inspired from an angel sent by Kek himself. Named it Kekran or the Bible of Kek or something, and this religion called to holy war (Kekhad) against all unbelievers. But instead of killing, the war would be conducted online where all infidels get memed to oblivion.
Chase Russell
Wew lad
Jack Phillips
Actually they are the same thing scientifically. it's like the difference between what people call a "bug" and taxonomic true bugs. Just pop culture language.
Alexander Green
Kek surely can't be real, as this faggot hasn't died of AIDs yet.
Matthew Jenkins
dude I think you could trip balls on that frog lol
Charles Lee
Hope you gave it some water
Owen Lewis
Dub, dub, dub your post gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a meme.
