Honorable Kim Jong-Un has died and has left you as his sole heir.
What do you do as supreme leader of North Korea?
Honorable Kim Jong-Un has died and has left you as his sole heir
>What do you do as supreme leader of North Korea?
Liquidize as many assets as I can and funnel that money into researching genetically engineered cat-girls
someone's gotta do it
nuke farse korea with no survivors
Dissolve NK entirely.
Bomb middle-east with my shitty nuke to gain international approval.
Then unification
declare that we are moving from Juche to full National Socialism
Just turn it over to the South. I'll be celebrated as a hero by Koreans for all eternity and make some change on the way.
No responsibility minimal effort maximum personal gain
Fuck his wife.
She's so god damn cute holy christ I'm jealous
All out launch of boomerang-nukes
Not all heroes wear capes.
I knock up as many ching chong bitches as I can
Would rather genetically engineer her into a cat-girl to bee quite honest
launch muh nukes at europe, especially Germany
we're talking about an asian country but it's not australia mate
Open borders to 3rd world immigeants
fuck that sounds hot
As if anyone would actually come
What could possibly go wrong?
You'd be surprised m8. NK is a lot comfier than huge, huge swaths of the world.
He's actually leaving it to his younger sister if he dies. We might have a qt Korean dictator in our life time. Pic related is her.
They have universal healthcare so that's one thing they do better than Ameribongs
make kpop legal
>partially enact NatSoc policies
>white immigration
>eventually invade and annex worst korea
I fucking hope so, I'll go join some secret spy shit in Britain and seduce her. Bam, first foreigner to rail the dictator of North Korea.
Comfier than Sweden and Germany? Maybe i should move to North Korea. Would be fun to be the lazy ignorant refugee for once
Sell the country to south Korea for a few billion dollaru. Buy yacht and retire.
>raise taxes to 100%
>become NEET leader
>get fat on Korean BBQ
>fuck comfort women err'day
>be comfy
>wait for the nukes to drop
An American soldier defected there in the 60s and he's lived the good life ever since.
>NK kidnapped a Romanian qt to be his wife
>gets free housing, cigarettes and so much food that he's fatter then some of the government ministers
>pic related are his kids today
execute all the top generals and have them replaced
nuke the middle east
Systematically dismantle the government, begin talks with south korea, the US and the NNSC on reunification. Rain chocopies and kpop cds on northies. Allow UN "invasion". Step down. Feel good that thousands of families are finally reunited
GAS ALL THE JEWS
I give kisses to all the cute NK ladies :3
Take money and go into exile somewhere nice. Let china and worst korea figure the rest out.
FPBP
Quit warmongering and accept huge bribes from outside nations to slowly free up my nation, eventually reunify with South Korea, be hailed as a hero forever and live in opulence smashing top shelf Korean pussy the rest of my days trying to get my misschling children elected to high Korean offices. Absolute power interests me less than monetary power.
move someplace warmer
>Honorable Kim Jong-Un has died and has left you as his sole heir.
source?
Lose my virginity
>Tfw a qt dictator will never have you kidnapped and force you to marry and impregnate her uterus
Start production of modern farm equipment. When the food supply is enough to feed most of the current population adequately with some to spare, hold mandatory intelligence tests and sterilize those who don't pass.
After that, funnel all surplus funding into science/higher education, and try to brand the country as a safe haven for genetic altering of humans. If this ends up working, there should eventually be a milestone warranting a party. Invite prominent figures and any wanted scientists who weren't there already. Then, before the big reveal, cut off the country again. Use electronic jamming to keep communications from reaching out, and take everyone there prisoner.
I will have my catgirls.
BASED
Solve the food problem
>create insect farms and start giving free protein bars to citizens ala Snowpiercer style disguised as SK cooperation program
>label them fish-taste, pork-taste, etc... making the citizens believe it comes from a more efficient farming method
>receive help from vegan associations and food scientist on how to make it an efficient substitude to normal food and study the effect
>create my own humanitarian company solding protein bars to 3rd world countries so they owe me now
>sold the African debt to the Jews
>sold the humanitarian company to Clinton
>get rich, nuke South
Reunite with South Korea and hand them leadership, an hero.
Auction off the country and move somewhere else.
Sell it to someone else