Ultimate Spider-Man Storytime
Ultimate Spider-Man Storytime
Jaxon Miller
Parker James
MADMAN
Camden White
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Jonathan Hall
I want to kill Bendis
Asher Nguyen
HERO AND A SAINT.
AND A MADMAN.
Leo Martinez
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Ethan Rodriguez
Pretty sure Ulrich is black, this is whitewashing
Leo Nelson
Night!
I don't get this. The only reason you're angry is because Bendis made you fall in love with Peter in the first place
Aiden Myers
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Lincoln Watson
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Jace Wood
That fucking Mr. Marvel guy was right.
That's why you should listen to crazy folk.
Christopher Ortiz
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Logan James
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Matthew Evans
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Jaxon Perez
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Angel Scott
Hey man, just wanted to let you know that thanks for storytimming this for the past few days. I am still catching up, and ut seems that by the time I am done, you will have finished posting everything and moved on to something else. So yeah, thanks OP, first time reading some of these issues of Ultimate Spider Man.
Noah Powell
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Levi Price
This page is pretty ironic considering what happened in the latest Spider-Man issue
Henry Clark
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Henry Edwards
Whu happened?
Zachary Ward
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David Gonzalez
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Nathan James
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Benjamin Barnes
Ganke told Goldballs Miles is Spider-Man
Bentley Flores
You're right, why did becoming a 616 character make Ganke such a piece of shit?
Ganke just give aways Miles' secret identity to some filthy mutie he wants to fuck.
Colton Rogers
HOW MANY SUITS MUST YOU RUIN OSBORN
Josiah Lewis
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Liam Miller
Madame Masque or dead?
Jack Fisher
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Connor Taylor
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Nicholas Cruz
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Jose Adams
What.
What.
Fucking what.
I literally can't process what you just said.
Why would he do that? What the fuck is his problem?
Angel Diaz
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Zachary Thompson
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Blake Harris
He has a massive man crush on Goldballs since he's fat or something
Adrian Rivera
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Easton Roberts
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Gavin Lopez
He wanted to talk to Goldballs, used Miles to break the ice.
Now he gets to sleep with him
Anthony Phillips
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Christian Allen
Bendis outdid himself then, he managed to fuck everything up royally even further.
Evan Murphy
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Levi Jenkins
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Colton Peterson
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Isaac Clark
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Mason Lewis
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Gavin Morales
I don't get this, how does Bendis write good Ultimate Spiderman in the 2000s-2010s and then we get this shit
Like why shit over Death of Spiderman so much
Xavier Rodriguez
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Cameron James
I don't care what anyone says, this page, and the two-on-one fight that follows is my favorite thing Miles has ever been involved in.
Brayden Jenkins
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Christian Brooks
>normie get out reeeeeeeeee
Liam Richardson
Okay, this is both a big go fuck yourself to Peter's death and also a pretty fucking hype moment.
I feel violated.
Ayden Jones
That page would have been better without
>boom!
That triggered me
Dylan Gray
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Parker Ortiz
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Tyler Parker
Dead.
I remember that death anger me.
Brody Ward
>That triggered me
Something you wanna talk about?
I'll listen.
I'm here for you, buddy.
Elijah Adams
Wait, the fat kid is gay?
Leo Myers
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Oliver Wood
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Luke Thomas
Every man under Bendis' will ends up gay.
See: Bobby Drake from the 616.
Jordan Wood
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Bentley Jones
He doesn't literally want to fuck Goldballs. Well, maybe he does, but we're just supposed to think he's a fan.
Jayden Myers
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Angel Adams
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David Ortiz
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Jack Stewart
These two don't deserve to take any more shit.
Just leave them alone bendis you fucking hack
Blake Russell
I remember when these issues first came out, and we were all hoping that Peter would end up as someone else while Miles was Spider-Man. My favorite theory was that Peter would become the next Captain America (Star Spangled Spider).
Christian Young
It just angered me.
Landon Hughes
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Brandon Cruz
It reads like a fanfic
The theories were more fun than the comics
Angel Hill
I assume so since he fucking outed Miles so happily.
That fat fuck needs a fist across the face
Ayden Rivera
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Christian Brown
don't worry
they're dead now
Grayson Sanchez
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Hunter Evans
As in they get offed in comic or because the universe was cancelled?
Carter Young
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Easton Cooper
Yet Miles, Ganke and every other Ulti who doesn't have an established 616 doppelganger gets to live on.
I'm fucking mad.
Ryder Adams
The universe crashed into 616 and everyone died if they weren't on the raft
Brandon Ward
Secret Wars, user.
Christian Adams
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Adrian Sanders
Wait, fuck.
Didn't mean to reply to that post.
Meant to do this one
Brandon Wright
Man, that is messed up. He and Morales looked like great pals. Hell, he was one of the few things I liked about the new Spider-Man.
Juan Baker
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Gabriel Ramirez
I'm Platinum Mad that based Ultimate Jessica Drew is dead, and we've got the shit we're stuck with.
Isaac Brown
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Parker Ramirez
Universe canceled.
Only living characters are
Miles
Ganke
Miles' dad
and mom
Bombshell
Ult Reed Richards
Gavin Moore
because the universe collapsed, and they didn't want to have 2 aunt mays and a teenage gwen(that doesn't have spider-powers and her own series) hanging around
Adam Lee
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Angel Murphy
Imagine if Ulti Jessica Drew had met 616 Peter?
Parker Phillips
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Joshua Wright
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Caleb Ramirez
Fuck off with the MCU shit.
Jace White
Oh god I erased secret wars from my mind because it didn't seem real.
Did they actually keep that mess cannon?
I stopped reading after namor pressed the big explody button.
Is it still going?
im so upset right now i wish i never asked
Mason Bennett
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Cameron Martinez
Secret Wars was the big event at the end. And yeah, it's over. Been over for months, actually.
Tyler James
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Kevin Lopez
Secret Wars ended.
Have you not been seeing Miles with Kamala?
Kevin Bennett
My head canon is that the Reeds and Molecule man eventually recreate the Ultimate Universe as well
I know it's pathetic but the hope that ult-Peter, MJ, May and Gwen are happy is comforting ;_;
Ethan Reed
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Josiah Nelson
>He deserves answers.
But we never get any.
Fuck you.