Whomp!

[The night was unfruitful as I wandered from bar to bar, seeking a love partner appreciative of my style mastery. The passage of time blurred, and as night turned once again to day, I stumbled into a busy arena of onlookers. In my tired state, I accepted a trophy which I was too tired to read. Eventually I made it home, and upon waking the next morning, I finally deciphered the award's inscription. "Ugliest Dog."

I know a knot Ronnie would know right off the bat!

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Why is she so sweaty?

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Well it is summer time user. Obviously she is in heat and just can't resist the sexual appetite of a fashion worhty man sitting next to her.

Because Ronnie's presence has her terrified.

this will always be one of my favorites

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I thought she had diarrhea and was straining not to shit her pants.

This one never gets old

i used to have a manbun myself and i regret cutting it

You shouldn't regret it. Maybe if it was a mullet.

no, no, my hair is shorter now and it looks worse

Should've paid more than $5 for that haircut.

i went to a stylist

it only looks good in one specific configuration using hair gel now

Maybe your hair just sucks. Don't worry, it grows back.

Ok, so you've got a problem of the opposite end of the spectrum.

What you really need is the Hitler youth haircut, that looks good on most anyone and isn't that hard to do.

I ahven't been keeping up. I want to know if a certain implication has turned out to be true.

Ronnie, as the chikky nugg clone of Kris "Santa Claus" Kringle, unconsciously creates replacements to meet his needs. Kris has murdered them all except for two: Motivation Dude and Runnie Replace. He probably let M-Dude live because he trusts his own version, Manka Kinitro (the Krampus). But why let the other live? THere can only be one explanation. So my question is...

Have we met Krus Krungle Replace yet?

Not yet. Maybe in a few months.

That's the exact haircut I have now, it doesn't work that well for curly hair

Welp, should have weeded out those Jewish genes.

I'm indianish.

>tfw the Fast Food shill has moved to shilling men's fashion magazines

We all know he's too fat to hang himself.

Good on you user

I have a feeling this actually happened.

Then put on a turban, say you're Sikh and be done.

Everyone who owns a fridge has had this happen to them at least once, user.

I don't hang things on my fridge tbqh.

fucking magnets. You have one job.

Will they ever learn?

But how do they work?