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Guys literally only want one thing and its fucking disgusting, edition

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cara

great edition

Played the great game and lost lads.

>3 for £6 right now

who could be behind these posts

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bushmills and nytol lads. feeling very comfy.

stop spreading your bullshit to our general

the vapid life of youtube celebrities

Honestly I dont know how. Personally I think it is because my parents never pushed me one bit, never made me do homework and let me have days off whenever I want. The homework bit I think is vital

When it came to gcses I would bunk off and go skateboarding and I was quite an early drinker so I assume that didnt help. Also I am VERY slow at doing work even if I am focused I just take long so when I would do tests I NEVER finished one.

THIS kid will save the kingdom from fags, degenerates, pakis, and irish subhumans

dangerous that

Seriously though, is there a single person actually with an answer?

like a win though it’s exact details aren’t too clear just yet. I’ve been given a 12 month community supervision order – that’s it. It’ll be up to my local social work department to decide how to proceed with my rehabilitation, it won’t be unpaid work or any kind of program, probably just dropping in to chat to a guy once a month for a year. The while thing was over quickly, first up, first out, in under 20 minutes. The judge was biased against me, the prosecutor was a cow and I wish my solicitor had put up more of a fight. Also didn’t get to read my background report.

On the way home I threw up again, it was around 7pm, I’d eaten junk food and Lucozade, I stuck my head out of my dads car and just let it spew for over 2 minutes onto the side of the car, the road and anyone unfortunate enough to be behind us. Felt lethargic afterwards and my limbs hurt.

Pulled a sicky from work, hate lying, I answered the call from my team coach this time.

Pretty uneventful really, guess now is the start of a new arc?

why are the ventricles so hazy and pulsating like that?

Took a whole 2 minutes in GIMP
You lads best be grateful

thoughts?

how do people actually believe the earth is flat? I thought this was just a meme

>8.2%
phrow. does it at least taste nice?

Lia to be fair

shan't be watching star wars, or soy wars as I like to call it

Easily get smashed for under £10 with these.

want irish put in internment camps and gassed

Does she mean sex is disgusting, or just that men ONLY want sex, which she sees as disgusting?

i am not joking

the virgin GIMP
the chad Paint.net

What song would we all sing if we were in a pub and weren't complete spergs?

anime

*moves to Maine*

life is totally pointless

So according to mexican user, the way to get a catholic wife is to hate israel?

hate life and myself

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wonderwall of course

Monica is a FREE woman haha take THAT rorke you unemployed loser

you go girl xxx

How to identify a Davidpost

- very angsty and hysterical in his posts
- posts long drawn out paragraphs
- extremely contrarian
- ENTP
- has a macbook

Whilst everyone else here make short, snappy remarks and banter, this autist will spend hours crying over a different opinion to his. Know your david user. His posts are very distinct in style

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*moves to DC*

is LUM the most underrated rapper alive?
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any leftypol man in?

The upper midwest and New England have the superior breed of whites, correct?

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLIN AT THE ZOO

WOAAAH LIVIN ON A PRAYER

Ok, so I go into church and just say i hate israel? Must be more than that.

>California

Fucking hell, thought it was contained.

She means the only takers of what she's offering want the sex, and she's humblebrag complaining about it.

YOU
stop wanking and read a book instead
:)

yeah i tell you because here in mexico i see catholics trashing israel

this triggers the sheed

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Something by Toto

Hold the Line or Rosanna

COME OUT YE BLACK AN TANS

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youkoso japari park e

just had a wank get in the bevvies kid

KHV here. If you did this (with consent) to a slag from the club would your hand be covered with muck from her face? Like, foundation and stuff. Don't know how makeup really works.

beer beer beer
i'm going for a beer
beer beer beer
i wanna drink some beer
i like drinking beer
lovely lovely beer

Thanks

Think I'll go to sleep now that I know someone cares

I'm reading this weeks issue of The Economist, just finishing up the United States section right now dear xx

germans in midwest and anglos, italian, irish in new england. im shitalian but living in the midwest

he literally wont stop replying to you either.

don't worry about it lad, i have a friend who has no GCSEs and he's extremely intelligent. School isn't for everybody especially if you're a creative type.

>Paint
>.net

seems like there is a few steps missing

Imagine being irish. Your entire identity and history is based on oppression

Depends on how sweaty everyone is.

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I WANNA LIVE
BREATHE
I WANNA BE A PART OF THE HUMAN RACE

It just tastes like normal cider and then your legs stop working

get the bevvies in

Posted from my Macbook

No, if you wanted a socialist gf it would work (unless you were in a Jew-dominated socialist group - the runts have always separated themselves in their own secular groups lmao).

a daring synthesis

Started reading the Gospel of Matthew. Never actually read the Bible myself before. I'm on Matthew 6.

I am the windows shill, you're a good guy david. Have a good christmas.

>8.2%

Basically water compared to Kopparberg Mixed Fruits. Barely a thimble full of this and you'll be crawling around on the floor like a babe

So this is how catholics attract wives. Going to church.

just killed myself
get the bevvies in

>one off tax-free payment of £10

>the bible

Mate if you want to read good fiction, I recommend James Patterson

you lads still categorising Ar*bs as white?

COME ON EILEEN

FACT: the Nokia Lumia is superior to all it's competitors.
You canNOT disprove this.

David listens to heart FM

we wash ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too

>pop songs
Have any of ye lads ever sang a drinking song? Or any song ?

I asked here because options like that (always a good one) weren't on the table.

Only viable answer, still poppy.

sniffed one of these by accident and woke up in crimea

>Seen: Yesterday
what did my overseas gf mean by this

SOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT

What are your predictions for the 2020's lads? (the decade)

>4.5% > 8.2%
>German maths

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

David here im a literal spastic that paid £2000 for a macbook

this shits so sweet i love it desu

still got one of em kopparkegs in my fridge from the summer, parting with it on christmas

sheed detector is off the charts with this post

it'll either be mediocre or absolute fucking trash

we could sing sea shanties instead
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MAM GET THE BEVVIES IN

WEEEEEEEE
LIKE TO DRINK WITH user
CAUSE user IS OUR MATE
ANNNNNND
WHEN WE DRINK WITH user
HE GETS IT DOWN IN EIGHT!
SEVEN!
SIX!
FIVE!
FOUR!
THREE!
TWO!
ONE!
*inarticulate cheers and yells*

French toot poster is in /lat/

we got ourselves a triggered fundie here boyos

darude sandstorm