What's the smartest thing Joe Rogan has ever said?

What's the smartest thing Joe Rogan has ever said?

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Probably the stuff about paying for a T1 line to play Quake back in the 90's.

Quake is good.

Whatever his jew overlords add to his shill script
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>I'm Joe Rogan. Welcome to Fear Factor.

>"I don't know."

Woah

>that quote
sounds like something a pothead would say after reading "the lord of the flies" for the first time

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>butter

Just how much fucking butter? Jesus Christ, man..

nothing about that is healthy

>lol if u dont liek gays u ar gay XD!!!!!!

>What's the smartest thing Joe Rogan has ever said?

"I'm a huge faggot. Stop listening to me."

>what is a joke ? xDDD!!!!!!

>what is a joke

Something Joe Rogan fails to understand the structure of.

>"Haha I can't grow up so it must be that no one else grows up am I rite guise?"
I only want pot illegal because it upsets potheads

Seeing potheads sperg out and made insane claims like "marijuana cures cancer" and "it isn't even addictive" is fucking hilarious

It is a joke, so lets judge it as such. OK. It's not funny. There. Now when a joke isn't funny we do the Carlin/Hicks test to see if it's true and/or profound. Nope. It's fucking stupid. Joe Rogan is a fucking awful comedian. He's a glorified middle act who draws a crowd from other things he does, while considering himself a comedian first and foremost.

It's just meat and vegetables.

i love that people ALWAYS have to shoehorn in their fucking kids in shit.

But it is funny, and you people getting upset over it makes it even more funny, faget.

It absolutely is NOT funny and I'm nowhere near upset. I'm calmly stating facts. Deal with it.

>I only want pot illegal because it upsets potheads
>*illegal immigration rises*
Oops.

It's obvious Joe Rogan really wishes he was Bill Hicks

>I only want pot illegal because it upsets potheads

This. I just hate insufferable stoners.

Why does EVERYTHING he cooks have huge puddles of oil leaking off it? Looking at that makes my stomach turn.

what about a confortable middle ground where they can smoke, but lose their right to vote etc?

>this is a comfortable middle ground according to americans

>Joe Rogan's entire being condensed into 19 seconds

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>illegal immigration rises due to pot being illegal
Nigga where is the correlation

It was a joke lay off the dope, it's rotting your idiot brain.

He needs it oiled up to force slide down his throat. Everything he makes is fucking horrible to actually eat.

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hes right tho. marijuana isnt any more addictive than anything else

If you'd shown me that picture without a caption I'm not sure I would have guessed that was supposed to be eggs.

Holy fuck lel

reminder that healthy is a buzzword for idiots

lmao

Serious question, are you 13?

Damn.... Guys really think about this one.... if you just really think about it..... wow.....

>#healthyasfuck
It's even cringier when you realize he's like 50.

Is that a soup?

Pot being legal will be a whole new ball pack since big agriculture will crush all the existing smaller means of production. The weed market and quality will just collapse in a few years

i don't have a problem with that. fits his personality

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It wasn't supposed to be, but it fits the criteria.

>#healthyasfuck
>puddle of meat and grease

Could Joe Rogan and Jaden Smith hold an intelligible conversation? Would we understand it or just them?

Doesn't make it any less cringe worthy.

Only a Sup Forums tard would be dumb enough to think badly describing food means it isn't healthy. Go back.

>so little liquid that it doesn't even cover the bottom of the plate
>soup
>fits the criteria to be soup

you fit the criteria for extreme stupidity

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Are all Joe Rogan nut huggers this autistic? I'm not even joking, either. You have to be mentally deficient to white knight this man.

Shouldn't you watching those eggs you're cooking, Joe?

Michael Malice on JRE tomorrow

are you prepared?

How deranged do you have to be to sperg out about a plate of food? You must be really morbidly obese to see a picture of eggs and start critiquing it.

How autistic are you that you can't tell when somebody's just making a joke?

how are eggs and jalapenos not healthy?

>seething

That's why the show is so funny anyways. He's fucking baked so he gets distracted really easily.

>drown them in grassfed butter
Healthy as fuck,bro

Lol, like how big breweries crushed craft beer right? And even so, why buy when you can grow if it were legal.

My sides require Jamie to pull them up.

"Baseballs boring as shit" -JRE ep 685

You didn't answer his question

People get sensitive when you criticize someone they like, even if the criticism is constructive or it's just a lighthearted goof. Best to ignore kids like that and let them think about what they posted, and whether it was warranted or not.

daily reminder

schaub is above callen, otherwise perfect.

missing harris, trussell and peterson