ITT we post feelings and sensations hat are unknown to and in a sense forbidden for Americans

ITT we post feelings and sensations hat are unknown to and in a sense forbidden for Americans

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whiter than you mohaMED

How do Americans mastricate themself?

feeling the water dripping on the top of your feet when you shower

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too far bro

>tfw unclipped
wh*Toid men will never know this feel

>implying there wasn't a polish holocaust
Back you go hans

My foreskin annoys me because it's a bit tighter than I would like, but the banjo string is a wonderful part of the male anatomy and I feel bad for any guy who will never know the feeling of having it pleasured by a woman

I had to report you for breaking the rules

>tfw I have a foreskin and have never experienced OP's pic

>his flag

h-heh fucking amerigoblins will never feel that I pity them haha...

they need lube every time lol

>tfw hypospadius
>tfw my dicks half circumcised
>tfw penis is scarred to shit
>mfw

I wonder if the name of the ones who sell lube ends in stein

I googled it wtf m8 I'm sorry...
Just one question:How was swimming class in school?

>German
>being antisemitic
WOAH, not cool.

Ouch, is it Genetic or just a random birth defect?

in my birth documents medical checkup thingie it says i got a hypospadia surgery as a toddler, not sure what exactly they did down there. looks fairly normal to me, foreskin might be a bit longer than usual but idk girls never seemed to notice anything that would have grossed them out. when it's stiff it just looks like any regular penis

i guess the only real giveaway is the curve is my dick but it's not severe and i don't have the pisshole on the bottom of my noodle or something

how fucked up is your dick

Did you just assume my ethnicity?
For your information I identify as a 2/3 Sumerian 1/3 Babylonian attack roomba
My pronouns are 凸/凹

lol

>For your information I identify as a 2/3 Sumerian 1/3 Babylonian attack roomba
>German
>mutually exclusive
You can be both. Unironically.

>You can be both. Unironically.
Error six (6). Move Roomba to a new location then press CLEAN to restart.

wow