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Gearing up for
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Rawdogging was a bit of a mistake

first

always is.

i've never used protection with a girl

>rawdoggin a grill
>ask if shes on the pill while im balls deep in her
>she says yes
>she isnt
thank fuck im not a dad

if she got pregnant, would you raise your offspring, or provide financial support?

bit early of a thread

you've never been with a girl so the point is moot

same

>Trusting women

never trust a woman.

it feels so much better tho. especially when you cum and it becomes extra slippery in there

rawdoggin is the goat

condomcucks need to fudge off

Yeah but now my girlfriend is pregnant and we only started dating in May of this year
I would say I regret it but I really don't

things i don't care about: your use of condoms or not

Lain

rate my OC

>it feels better though

7/10

I liked watching Lain and spotting where your reaction images came from

i fapped with a condom once

also theres nothing hotter than after you cum inside a girl and few minutes later she tells you that you're jizz oozing out of her

welcome fatherhood bud. try to not kys in a few years

Thanks
Are you the user with two daughters?
Hope everything is well with them

...

cool

lol what a fuckin retard

they saddest thing is that the mother is some suicidal attention whore tumblerette with self harm scars because duh feelings are just 2 deep 4 her soul
sure gonna be a great family with sound parents

i do this sometimes because you can just cum without worrying about where its going so you can just get 100% into it

i only claim one. so i technically only have one daughter
things have been pretty good, can't complain

Thanks for your input

>not going all in and cumming on your belly, hoping for a lil squirt to find its way on to your lips so you can lick it off while it's still warm and oozy

wow what's wrong with america

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only ten (10) days till christmas!

hate christmas

too many g*rmans

love yule

agreed

>enji's instagram suddenly vanished
wtf!

booty

rate my cat

thats a fat cat

WHY
DO
THEY
ALWAYS
SEND
THE
POOR
THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

ATTENTION / WARNING

EXTREMELY

SHOCKING

SOCIAL

EXPERIMENT!!!!

WARNING / ATTENTION


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Toxicity of our city.....

my new fetish is having sexual intercourse with a lesbian couple with the intent on impregnating at least one of them if not both

miss we with that gay shit

killing myself brb
WELCOME TO THE SOLDIER SIDE

that's the goal

wrong

see

>miss me with that gay shit

>in library studying
>little corner section thats completely empty
>someone left a pile of islamic / arabic books
>thinking of doing a jizz in between the pages

dubs decides what i do

do the jizz

Mountain Dew it.

why would something of this nature even cross your mind.

you are in dire need of professional mental health counseling

i bet the kraut is fat

do it

the g*rman is the first to defend the a-rabs

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

he isn't, i've seen photos

umm nope

my paddle's keen and bright
flashing with silvER

would you eat dis?

i'm a little teapot short and stout

uma

*BRAAP*
Oooh!
*BRAAAAP*
tehehehe, sorry, I like to fart a lot
Wait, wait
*pushes harder*
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*
Aaaahhh.. You like the smell dont ya? You like the sound, right? Haha its okay, theres nothing wrong with that. Oh, here comes the last one....
*BRRRAAAAAAPP**
AHHH.. Hope you liked it. ;)

I only eat oreo churros

lol ur fat
fatty fat fat fat fat

A new Wawa opened up, the first one in the city and it's pretty close. Went there for dinner for the second night in a row.

>bird's naturally afraid of the cat
>cat's interested in the bird
if it were any other way I'd assume they were mentally ill

WHY DONT PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

WHY DONT PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

love wawa
hate not wawa
so simple

those fuckers know what they're signing up for

"i don't know if you've ridden a block of ice before sir"

"well i married miz liz didn't i?"

Even the men from 1947 knew this
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What are some kino things to get there? I got a cheesesteak last night and it was meh because it got soggy before I ate it.

Dear Mr. President,
Come take a walk with me
Let's pretend we're just two people
And you're not better than me
I'd like to ask you some questions
If we can speak honestly
What do you feel when you see
All the homeless on the street?
Who do you pray for at night
Before you go to sleep?
What do you feel when you look in the mirror?
Are you proud?
How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye?
How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eye?
And tell me why?
Dear Mr. President,
Were you a lonely boy?
Are you a lonely boy?
How can you say, no child is left behind?
We're not dumb and we're not blind
They're all sitting in your Selves
When you pave the road to hell
What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away?
What kind of father might hate his own daugther if she were gay?
I can only imagine what the first lady has to say
You've come a long way, from whiskey and cocaine

idk
i usually just order sandwiches that pop up with the ordering thing

sup gaylord

my cat is gone lads
i don't know what the fuck i'm gonna do without my cat

his is not a political comment, nor is this a political post... it just so happened that all the best examples of sophistry exists in politics. Just wanted to state that up front.

>lads

buy a new one it's just a cat

stupid cats
runnig away and shit
and then it's the ones you don't like that wont fuck off

All politicians are lia-

Cats are basically niggers albeit better smelling and better manner.

terronigger tier post

...

my roommate's cats smell like SHIT
she has to wash them once a week

Old boy Benito was little more than a pretender.

>Cats are basically niggers

I couldn't find the Mario Cereal

Once stayed a night at this chick's place (tiny little room with bathroom attached) and her cat stayed in there 24/7 and it reeked of cat piss, pretty sure the whole mattress was drenched in years worth of cat piss.

She had absolutely delicious feet tho.

wtf i'm a Washington huskies fan now.

dogs are committed monarchists by nature, they are truly a species to be envied

They literally are. Surely you are under the sway of their nigger-disease which is the only reason they are even kept in domestic settings.

fish are anarchists and exist in the trillions, a force to be reckoned with indeed

can't think of one positive quality of the country of india

but cats were deities in ancient k'met (egypt)

cats are the true royal animals and black heritage

that's just an old wives tale meow

>not being a dedicated theocranarchominarchomonarchist in 2017

the greatest animal is the bear, bears are anarcho-primativist accelerationists