HAPPENING CON #8

RED ALERT RED ALERT

>#BREAKING
The main train station has been evacuated in #Washington, because of a bomb threat.

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>BREAKING NEWS: WASHINGTON'S UNION STATION TRAIN TERMINAL BEING EVACUATED BECAUSE OF A BOMB THREAT.

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I'm taking the metro when I'm leaving work in 25 min... Should I not be doing that?

>Sadiq

Israeli false flag confirmed!

RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN

better call Lyft

>threat

So, someone made a phone call. Yawn.

Casualties incoming?
Muslims?

Nothing will happen.

Nothing ever happens.

y

Wew another 45 minute jerk off fest, here we go.

This is Washington DC. Not Washington.

Fucks sake.

Innish Allah!

It's likely nothing. Actual terrorists don't warn people before they blow them up. Well, ok, the IRA excluded.

State or DC?

Do bomb threats/scares ever actually turn out to be bombs?

Glad I no longer live there, I'd have to get off at Union Station for work every day

Union Station is DC

Try another way. I don't want to see one of our own in 40 pieces

Like, 1 out of 50 times, yes.

Has there EVER been a bomb when a bomb threat was called? Like, fucking ever?

>ONE DAY AGO

>when a leaf trolls Sup Forums successfully again

Why bother bombing metro, it's always on fire anyway and no lives that matter use it.

t. Marylander

MAN THE HAPPENING STATIONS

>Bomb threat
>Happening
NOPE

>bomb
OH great a happe...
>threat
Fuck off, nobody cares.

When I saw habbenin I thought it was a Philadephia habbening tbqh fambalam

Yeah

Bombs aren't threats; they blow up and then people know they're there

your triple integers were wasted on your blatant shitpost w2g

This.

I remember when there was an explosion at Cleveland Park. People thought it was ISIS. Turns out it was spontaneous combustion for something electrical.

These things are bound to happen.

twitter.com/thehill/status/758417377403043841

It's real. My guess is somebody saw lost luggage and called the cops.

Lyft and Uber would just drive by the station

Ei, ya no haceis cosas como videomatch con Yayo y Jose Maria?

Panama station reporting in

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

It was BLM

Keep me posted

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marica el
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change the tshirt before shitposting burger

religion of peace strikes again?

There is a union station in seattle also

Damn. I just finished jerking off. I'll have to start 20 minutes in. That ok?

>if you see something, say something
>call before you dig
>click it or ticket

America should really ban assault bombs

ISIS is testing the waters or perhaps using this as a cover for something else

twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/758422201834037248

It's nothing.

2 hours since people evacuated and nothing heard, maybe it blew up

>twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/758422201834037248


:(

What's with these low energy happenings?

Come on

>it's a fake bomb threat thread

Thanks Canabro

>bomb threat
>already evacuated
It's literally nothing.

Nope. Yayo is still around though in Cordoba doing stand up. TE VOY A ROMPER EL ORTO!

I knew this day wouldn't pass without a happening.

Praise Kek!

No shit. Bomb threats are pranks. If a terrorist is going to actually do something, he's not going to warn people beforehand.

wtf man... is that a spine? Are you already?

Tell that to the IRA