BWAWR I AM THE GREAT SPACE HUNTER

>BWAWR I AM THE GREAT SPACE HUNTER
>I WILL HUNT THESE NEANDERTHALS FAIRLY AND HONORABLY
>WITH MY INVISIBILITY AND MY PLASMA CANNON
Why is the Predator such a fucking pussy?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6eS3WTbbOIA
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

You ever notice how the Predator is just Worf with better hair

no different than camo and a scope

this, snipers are fucking pussies

They bring their own weapons, so does he. He doesn't kill anyone unarmed.

Its a metaphor you dip for how retarded white male trophy hunters are

>"I feel da call of da wild just me vs nature like the cavemen *sips beer* *burps*"
>snipes a deer from a mile away
>terrorizes a deer with a bow and arrow for hours as it slowly painfully dies
>"hell naw you commie i treat da animals wit respect i got da right to bear arms i tell yhwat"

>Damn nigga why don't hunters just punch out lions and bears?

This is what you're saying OP

Because 2 is better

...

thanks faggot

But in this case it's like a super smart armored lion with future weapons killing a man

It's more like why don't hunters punch out corgis and cats.

he's a nigger (no joke)

Yeah but lions and bears are like twice as big and strong as humans. Not only are Predators much bigger and stronger then humans, they're seemingly more intelligent.

Also
>tfw no predator gf

no if he was Arnie would've gotten jumped as soon as he defeated him

Face hugger for a mouth, senpai

>I WILL HUNT THESE NEANDERTHALS FAIRLY AND HONORABLY
This is some pussy ass Yautja shit, that ain't no Predator.

Preds aren't honorable, he was hunting fucking rabbits, there was no honor, remember he shots the fuck out of Poncho because he was slowing down Dutch?

There's even a deleted scene where the Predator is just missing his shots on purpose just to make Dutch dance.

He even aims his laser sight in front of Dutch so he can see it and start running lmao.

The Pred was a fuckung cunt, I love it.

youtube.com/watch?v=6eS3WTbbOIA

he's probably actually a beta predator and had to hunt humans to get the biggest game of all his crippling depression

Same as humans with camoflage and rifles hunting animals.

...

You still shoot ducks, deer, rabbits, foxes, etc.