Monkey's Paw

I wish...

That i had my waifu be real and she would love me

Yes

Fox didn't make me into a cuck.

Nice meme

someone would put this cartoon out of it's misery

Cancelled, and then a 30 season sequel is made by the nuPPG team

DC would get bought by Marvel.

This.

That generals can get along with each other.

Now the board is nothing but generals and every poster comes from tumblr.

it's shit.

I know, that's why Marvel needs to buy it and fix it.

That zootopia was real and I was a successful Buffalo there.

>2 years ago I would've cut off a finger for a Mission Hill reboot
>now I would cut off a finger to prevent a Mission Hill reboot
So much can change in 2 years...
Seriously, has there been ONE good reboot in the last few years?

I just wanna fuck that rabbit.

I wish there weren't so many god damn monkey's paw threads

I wish Disney Infinity wasn't cancelled.

What happens if the wish is really shitty to began with?

Granted, Disney Infinity has been repurposed into a pachenko machine. Level up your characters by taking them to your local casino and other gambling establishments.

I wish for another DC Vs Marvel, that leads to a JLA Vs The Avengers, and concludes with 12 interconnected Amaglam one offs.

For more maggie lewds. Or at least in the sauce to them.

I can tell. No wonder there are 50 Steven universe threads.

Granted. They're all drawn by Dobson.

Thank you based user. You just made my night.

I wish for a very special episode of the power puff girls reboot

I never wanted this.

>Implying it isn't normies

I had a girlfriend with no dick.

OK, granted, you now have a girlfriend, and you have no dick.

God damn it.
That's a good one, user.

Get me back, then.
I wish that Deadpool fanboys were a little less autistic.

I take offense yo that, I actually really like Deadpool.
But a'ight. I'll play.
Your wish is granted, but now Spider-Man fanboys take their place as the most Autistic fanbase ever.

I wish bendis wasn't marvel's top writter.

I also wish I could find my fucking porn flash drive

Wish 1 granted, now he's DC's top writer.
And wish two also granted, but all your porn has been deleted and replaced with guro.

I'm only talking about the middle schoolers who think 4th wall break=automatically clever.
OK, you found it, and he isn't top writer.
...
But he is top writer for all of the porn you'll ever watch.

>Inb4 it was already guro

All of it for fetishes that aren't yours. In fact it appeals to your least favorite fetish.

I wish to go to the festival.

I'm cuming
Your cumming
Yes I am cuming
You are achieving orgasm
Yes I'm cumming

Ok I got it

I wish that shows had more lesbian relationship with no lesbian's don't get a happy ending cliche, with no lesbian characters dying, no torturing them causing them to break up, no having to marry a male because of status quo only for her to cheat on the marriage.

*unzips penis*

>>>/tumblr/

That turns me on user. Besides there's no pedophilia and guto in her art so I'm good.

Teehee... Just because I ask for a lesbian relationship I must be for tumblr? Well fuck you I'm not one of this back-water uber politically correct, whining, bratty, sexist, racist bullies because apparently they
are extroverts and according to the world people should give a fuck about extroverts the world can suck my right nut then.

I wish that Stan Lee out lives RDJ.

1 second after user had posted this, both Stan Lee and RDJ were involved in a car crash.
RDJ died in 1 millisecond.
Stan died in 2.

Granted, but she's psychotically in love with you and threatens your life if you even talk to another girl.

Granted. You are now forever stuck in a coma with your waifu as the recurring theme of your unwaking dreams. You live in a vegitative state until your insurance decides to cut life support.

She can never exist in real life because she doesn't physically exist.

>implying that's a bad thing
>implying yandere isn't perfection
>implying I talk to girls

Literally what is the downside
>She can never exist in real life because she doesn't physically exist.
This one seems like a stretch, sorry. He stated that his waifu would be real, you can't turn around and say, "Well, she's not REALLY real!"

I wish I don't have to eat all these eggs.

Granted. The eggs now have to eat you.

Granted. She comes to life but her anatomy is in the same style she's drawn in, and not only does she look like hideous freak of nature but it physically hurts her to live, and she can only die when you die.

Done

Family Guy becomes the official successor to The Simpsons, lasting for a total of 27 seasons and finishing with a commercially successful movie

Done
The Powerpuff Girls tackle teen pregnancy in a very badly written episode that is well received because of a few shots at MTV's Teen Mom show

Fine. She locks you bound in the basement so she always knows what you're doing.

Granted

Sup Forums will now be flooded with anime vs cartoon threads that are essentially Sup Forums vs Sup Forums meme spouting battles

As long as I have internet this still would be an upgrade.

Then the festival you shall go, but nothing there will be exciting!

>As long as I have internet
you don't

I wish for a good video game cartoon without cringe humor or pandering

What part of "bound" don't you understand?

Granted. It's based on the Phoenix game for Atari and is canceled after one episode due to lack of interest.

I wish the current cape movie and TV show bubble would burst.

I wish for a submissive futa supergirl as my wife.

For White Wally to die and never come back

Granted. Introducing a new character named Willy East, with the exact same features and personality of white Wally.

Granted, you a given a submissive futa Supergirl body pillow and a marriage certificate making your union legal.

Close enough.

Now I wish for him to die and never return! I have a strange 751 fingered monkeys paw

i wish this was a new vidya toon

So shes my mother?

I wish all the Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums shitposters would leave Sup Forums forever.

Granted, Sup Forums is shut down and integrated into /mlp/.

Granted, but it is only filmed and can only be watched between 4 and 5 am in the most war torn country in Africa, by the strongest warlord. And it is live action.

Sure thing.

The writers are so adamant about avoiding lesbian bad end cliches that they overcompensate and create a tepid, lukewarm romance between two uninteresting lesbians and the show lacks any conflict whatsoever. Within two years everyone forgets about it because it's not even interesting enough to be bad.

But then all that would remain is tumblr

That I could turn back time

I wish Adventure Time got good again

Granted. But when you turn back time, you don't retain your future knowledge, so you make the same mistakes, and trap yourself and all of time in an endless loop, ending at the point you get this power and starting at the point you turn back to.

Done

It panders to your tastes, but will be a commercial flop and it will get canceled

thanks

I wish the Lich never existed.

Oh god I can picture it

Granted capes in general die along with it

Granted the amalgamation inherits the worst traits of each company

And nothing of value was lost

Judge Dredd

no
>PPG
>Ghostbusters
>Teen Titans
>No Mako Samurai Jack

end the suffering

I wish I was a normie.

For dubs

...

This.

Granted but I'm you.

Granted.
You are now a normie in the middle of a school shooting.
Find cover!

So would a normie get shot or blend in like a fish in a school?

Wish OMD was undo!

I figured the curse would be that your life is exactly the same except you use reddit instead of Sup Forums.

OH GOD NO. I wish I hadn't done the thing to is wish the first one I said!

Granted they end the marriage by having her turn into a complete fucking arsehole out of nowhere instead