/sug/ Steven Universe General

Lead With Your Hips Edition

Previous >"NEW" Barn Mates on 26 May:
youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep

>misseps leak thread
kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>French episodes megas
S03E04 Barn Mates: mega.nz/#F!Fwx2yCyB!TcRL6TM9yyhCDpK0bvBIQA
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
[Link 1 MIA]
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin:
pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>/sug/ flockdraw:
skycow.us/r/su

Other urls found in this thread:

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves so much more

LION AROUND

>Pearl never did get that hug.

but the crew said he isn't and Rose's creepy smile was an animation error

they wouldn't lie.

What are you listening to /sug/?

youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

Who boarded this episode again? This shit is gold.

This fucking Pearl

>Lapis and Peridot get a job in Beach City and have to wear uniforms

Paul Villeco
Love cartooniness

This is the blue gem.

...

the hero returns

bull shit we all know she should have fuck peridot sooner than the rate it's going now user

Paul Villeco

He's pretty much the show's "wacky expressions" guy

I think it was the guy who boarded the uncle grandpa crossover and breakfast friends.

Lies.

No one listens to MacIntosh Plus.

What's she gonna sing about?

Time for more pearl.

How many other gems have qualified the ENOUGH tier of edits?

This is the lil blue gem.

>crushed Peridot's tape recorder
I love Lapis as much as the next guy, but that was stone cold.

Jasper's song

youtube.com/watch?v=YQZdyGXzoVM

youtube.com/watch?v=55q5EuklA_s&index=23&list=PL2XLzVFcNBGWaZfUWlcPtrMI_T5EF4pKX

I LIKE HER

This is meme gem

How she secretly likes being evil of course

Yellow pussy

I do. :^(

She nearly killed off life on the planet Earth because she wanted to go to space and ultimately would have had Earth become a dead world just because she's a bitch.
She's absolutely worst waifu and second worst Gem, user.

A E S T H E T I C

youtube.com/watch?v=vx6_pArosAA&index=1&list=LLSp0CuYUGRQesqAIzqgOJhQ

is Steven turning into Moe Sizlack?

I want to hug pearl

>jpgs most likely to trigger Sup Forums

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>Lapis wears an oversized shirt and is grumpy while washing cars
>Peridot does tune ups that mostly just make the car worse

Lapis is my WIFE and I LOVE her.

>tfw Pearl no longer follows Euclidean geometry

youtube.com/watch?v=R01YVJ615EM

youtube.com/watch?v=9Wh2HgBRRPs

back and forth between the two

youtube.com/watch?v=5oh5q8bt-CA

Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

she tried to drown the children

lapis is a shitgem for edgelords

someone needs to make a coldsteel edit of Lapis the Lazuli

Now
What would happen if they killed off Ronaldo?

but she doesn't love you user
she doesn't love you

youtube.com/watch?v=GD6gKjtpkFM
We must buy some peace.

ain't no wifey

this general is getting really meme heavy. everyone needs to have their own thing.

But user, that's Bob.

>Driver pulls up.
>Ma'am? Yes, you, the one that's blue? Could you be a dear and wash my windshield?
>FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>Uh....
>FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>Ma'am?
>My name's Bob. FRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>....
>Driver pulls away, drives out of Beach City.

Who are the two gems that need to learn the most about fusion? How it can be good, and how fusions can be greater than the sum of their parts? that's right, it's peridot and jasper______

Endgame permafusion for real

>Lapis is only wet for Steven.

About how much she hates Earth.

>"THEEEEEEEY'RE"
>"SAVAGES!"
>"SAVAGES!"

SHE HAD IT COMING

SHE HAD IT COMING

SHE ONLY HAD HERSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU HAD BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD HEARD IT

YOU WOULD'VE CALLED ME A CLOD THE SAME

>Season 4 starts with the Rubies in their space ship.
>Wait... Weren't we supposed to find someone?
>They fly back to Earth.
>Take Mayor Dewey to Yellow Diamond.

sorry bro I fucked Lapis last night. She told you she was out with friends, but she was with me, sucking on my cock.

Consider yourself cucked.

She would! She really would user!

youtube.com/watch?v=UYdXi-AseF8

But you never found it home

I threw up a little bit in mouth.
It's ok, I swallowed it.

>I'm kind of a big deal.
>H20oooooooo my gosh
>I gotch'yo numba
Meme gem

Lapis is like the fartfag's gem, I swear.
I wonder how many got a fart fetish just from Lappy

youtube.com/watch?v=1HHBseyQ-tM

Daily reminder that Greg needs to fuck a sandwich in order to trigger stevens "emotional based powers"

Every fucking thread with this shit.

You're the meme.

They're not even farts. She just blows air into her hand. Wait until she finds out she can do the noise with her armpit.

>getting triggered by cute lesbians
Yeah, okay.

Anyway, because it's this show, one assumes that next time Garnet has to go away, Ruby and Sapphire will remember this incident and keep it in their pants when it's business time.

And on that note, I'm hoping that at some point, there will be some strategic fusing and unfusing.

A salty as fuck villain song about how she hates Rose.

Amethyst is a bad influence on her

Rose, you got yourself a sandwich fucker.

cute

fuck user not you again
gtfo

youtube.com/watch?v=NxziFMyRwDg

Garnet is really the only real wife material and she wouldn't even marry anyone. Everyone else is too dysfunctional
Even as a amethyst fag I would never marry her because she is a lazy fuck.

Don't remind me.

POST A GEM'S BOSS THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=R3JTQv9Vmgw&list=PLDABB8FBE123392F0&index=45

I think I'm the only user here who consistently listens to rock/metal of any kind.

>Beirut

My nigga

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>strategic fusing and unfusing
>Reminded of pic related
God damn that'd be a weight off my back if they treated fusion like THAT instead of just 24/7 fuckfest.

this looks like egoraptor's style

>yfw you realize Peridot's summoned weapon was her hair all along

I'm a lazy fuck too... We can be lazy fucks together and live in literal garbage.

The only issue would be that I can't eat what she can, so I'd probably get food poisoning in under a month.

ITTY BITTY PERI TITTIES

She would, love you.

R8 the gems, /sug/

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Someone need to do internet magic to make pic related with her

This tastes like Egoraptor.

>Greg hands Steven a lunch box.
>Steven opens it.
>Sandwich has a hole in it.
>Jizz everywhere

That outfit looks amazing on her...

When her introduction episode aired I traced over the awesome center face to make that image

lel

JOKES
youtube.com/watch?v=jjF0hxz5iNc

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it's cause it is. It's an edit from one of his old awesome series.

LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=CfD8embOaHQ Pearl goes great with Piano.

>he doesn't watch the show

This smells like egoraptor

Hypothetical scenario:

Some piece of Homeworld SCIENCE!!! causes fusions and their components to exist independently of each other. This of course happens to Garnet, and she, Ruby, and Sapphire get to interact.

What happens? And feel free to substitute this with other fusions.

>you will never be chillin' on top of a silo with the best gem.

I lost it at down with the sickness
youtube.com/watch?v=mXp9JsKy-1o

Somos los gemas de cristal