Is there a Sup Forumsgirl you can't stand because she reminds you too much of "her"?

Is there a Sup Forumsgirl you can't stand because she reminds you too much of "her"?

If by her you mean my bitch sister then yes.

>Reminder that you will never fuck Lauren Faust

No

I don't know who that is.

Whenever she hears your first name

She thinks of some other dude with that name.

Ouch

>having a her
Fuck off normans rooooo

Hey that was a good movie with good waifus

"Her"?

Boco, are you still doing the innocent act? Everybody knows you're a pimp.

She's pretty spot on to a couple of women I've known in the past. Hopefully if kids learn anything from Gravity Falls it's to avoid pursuing women like this.

Ferizzle.

But Wendy is a good girl.

Wendy is a slut who probably gave neck to Robbie out behind the Mystery Shack all summer long even when they were 'broken up'.

Someone's projecting.

Girl's just trying to find a nice boy to settle down with, not her fault there's no good seeds in a hick town crop.

Nope. She was a total bitch and I got over her years ago.

Well, I say that, but a few whiffs of my old cologne takes me right back to that Hell. Shame, I liked it a lot. Fucking scent memory.

>dating a thirsty bimbo younger and hotter than her
>still can't stop thinking about her

>seeds
You're just setting up the jokes

I admit I didn't think that one all the way through.

You seem to like this girl a lot

Sure Wendy's great, but if you're inferring she's my waifu or something you would do well to remember that we're on Sup Forums, where people are known to archive vast quantities of pictures of fictional girls just because.

would tug on her hair loopies and shout YIP YIP

Fffffffffffffffuck.

Is the bimbo white?

...

Don't fly too close to the sun, kiddo.

There's no risk of that happening.

Yeah, blonde too

Not that I can think of

There's Nibutani Shinka, but that's Sup Forums

It applies to 3D women like her too.

I know you meant it that way.

Then find a brown bimbo and problem solved

Okay, just making sure.

No, she's one of a kind.
>tfw I'm hoping to get back together with her and probably have a good chance because she's been a shut-in since we broke up while I've gotten in better shape, got a job, and can talk to people now

Don't give me too much credit, I would eagerly make the mistake if the opportunity arose.

Good luck on your romantic NEET reunion.

It won't happen user.

She broke up with the person you are, not your body.

Believe me, I pined for nearly 2 years. It's not worth it. Moving on is the better option.
Though we did hook up one more time about 6 months after the break up and shit was cash

She broke up with me because she had to move to another state to maintain her NEET-ness and can't handle long distance. Having a job has let me save up enough that I should be able to move there. Plus I hate it here and moving somewhere with a person I know is better than picking a place by throwing a dart at a map, so it's not like I'm going out of my way to have another shot together.

She was brash, greedy, super protective, and always swept her hair over one of her eyes. My mom lived in the apartment under her's.

Well, turned out this girl didn't have many friends, and none of those very lasted very long. And she would get into stupid shouting matches with her own mom. One day I was on our porch and she stormed out of her place and down the stairs while stringing all sort of profanities in the most nonsensical ways. I couldn't help it, I just lost it and laughed aloud. She stopped and looked at me with surprise. Through my laughs I told her I was sorry but her name calling was some of the best I have heard in a long time.

I saw her smile for a second before forcing herself to scowl and say "How am I supposed to respond to that?"

I shrugged, still suppressing a snicker, "Its a compliment, but I guess I shot it at you while you are preoccupied, so maybe you could store it for later when you think you could use one? That's what I do." Paraphrasing here.

"You store compliments for a bad time?"

"It helps. I'm user, by the way." She looked down the road for a moment, decided on something, then walked right over to me.

"Hey... I'm Kira." I noticed then she looked to be an Asian/Caucasian mix. "I don't remember seeing you around here, you new?"

"Kinda, my mom lives here and I visit her on weekends, unless I have other plans."

Turns out her mom was a drunk and would sometimes shoot up. It pissed Kira off and she couldn't stand being under the same roof when
her mom was using. She didn't have anyone to talk to about this, so I decided to be an ear. She was a year point five older than me, a recent high school drop out, skater, and overall delinquent.

We talked most of the morning away until my Mom walked out on us to ask if I wanted to pick her up some lunch. When she saw Kira she went rigid before turning right around and shout "Never mind!" The two of us laughed some.

Continue? Or just stop?

>It's not like I'm going out of my way to have another shot with her
>Picking where you're living based on her presence there.

Whether you think so or not, yes you are

>3dpd

Keep it going

The only other people I know are family that I hate, I have no strong preference for where I end up aside from "not here," and if I play things right it could give me a place to stay for relatively cheap until I can get a job and place of my own there. I'll have a friend since we're still on good terms and talk regularly, and her mother is a good job reference. It's a more practical choice than any other option I see, all of which involve being near my family or literally picking a town at random and heading out with no resources hoping to get things stable before I run out of money.

im always taken out of the zone when someone says "im user" or "she yelled at me "HEY user""

I have a very weird first name, so I doubt it.
I also doubt she hears it though, or thinks about me.
You know I'm really just digging myself in here.

It's not that easy letting go, bro

you get used to it after year 2

I've been here for I think 5 to 7. It probably doesn't help I'm usually not in the right threads for posts like those so I don't see them often.

Turns out Kira's room was directly over mine. I could hear her pace or stomp or talk on the phone (if I really tried.) One day she honest to god drilled a small hole between our two levels and said "Surprise! Now we can talk whenever we feel like it." My mom had kept my old bunk bed from years ago, so I did some rearranging and placed it right under the new hole. Next we shoved a metal tube through it and it made talking easier.

We would talk about all kinds of crap. TV, movies, games, our pasts, nothing seemed off limits. One day she asked if I would like to go skating with her, she knew all the best places, but I had to confess that I had never had great balance and completely sucked. But not wanting to disappoint her, I told her about my video camera and told her how I was an aspiring film maker. And that we could try making a skate video of her.

She was super stoked and we did just that! Over the course of a month we spent our weekends getting the best shots we could of her fucking up public and private property alike. For her birthday I edited it all together and gave her the tape. She was so happy and gave me a crushing hug.

I should say that I realized by then that I had started to grow feelings for her, which was funny because I never would have pegged someone like her as my type. Anyway, I hugged her back and said it was easy, because she was such an awesome subject.

She bit her lower lip for a moment before relaxing out of the hug. She would do that a lot when at a loss for words, chew on her lip I mean. I thought it was so cute.

For me it's the joker
Intelligent, Nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

You sir deserve a medal, that was a superb post

+1

It physically hurts to think about it.

When winter break rolled around I decided to spend it at my mother's, of course. I think my mom might have guessed why I was around her place so much, but she never complained.

Kira seemed out of sorts though. She was happy to see me and all, but she didn't really like when Christmas was around the corner. For one, it snowed a lot making it hard for her to skate anywhere; but also she came to associate the holidays with disappointment. Well, that year I was going to make sure she had at least one good memory for Christmas!

Her favorite color was a tie between green and bronze/copper. So I scoured all over until I found a pair of green leather boots, then replaced the laces and metal bits with the preferred color. I also did the same with a pair of matching green leather cuffs, adding on copper studs. and then I added in a bronze chain with a little green stone attached to it. I told her to she was invited to come down and see my mom and I whenever she was done with Christmas at her place.

Kire knocked on our door around 10am, turned out there wasn't much celebration going on upstairs since her mom had went to a party the previous night and hadn't returned... her mom did crap like that often.

My mother wouldn't have it and told her promptly that she was spending Christmas with us. I went through all of my gifts beforehand, and she stared longingly at the small pile. So I told her to have a seat and fetched her gifts from under our tree.

Needless to say she was shocked, and then was nearly overcome with emotion. Turned out that was the nicest and most thoughtful thing anyone had ever done for her. She hugged me again, though this time it felt more emotional, and then she leaned her head against mine and sighed some. I returned the affection likewise. But then my mom cleared her throat some and we embarrassingly disentangled. When I told her I had spent a month looking for all the right pieces Kira punched me in the arm and told me "Overkill!"

Not Sup Forums but I can't stand Mei because she looks and behaves exactly like my ex... :'(

>low breasts

that's her older, not her in her show age

You don fucked up then son

Yes and no. I didn't make the connection right away, so that softened the blow when it finally clicked.

She hurt me so much

>talking like a sad victim we should feel sorry for
>steven universe

Nigger I swear to god if you tell me she killed herself or became just like her mom imma give up on the last bit of life i have.

She does give me the heartache because I'm in love with a redhead, but I still like Wendy. She's cool.

There is so very little good porn of height different partners and I have a GREAT NEED to see some lesbian action of Garnet and Lapis from the last panel.

Never in my life would I have thought some old Christian booklet would be the source for a reaction pic. Cool.

We had entire threads about Chick tracts.

For years.

ding ding ding

More?

Get it?

What does dipper do?

Dipper PINES

Actually so does Mabel

>im clever
>ignore the book title of the series of the same pun please

Aww. Didn't lurk enough.

Right to the fucking heart, user.

Dongus, please.

thank god that is not the case.
>SublimePepe.jpg

ugh all your relationship problems

thats the reason for the thread

I never had a first love, a crush, or a "her".

Please continue, I know it's been 5 hours but I'm on the edge of my seat here

I swear, every time I hear someone crying because their girlfriend left them, or some stupid fucking love song comes on the radio, I want to gouge some lover boy's eyes out with a fork. It's some bullshit 99% of humans go through every day, why the fuck do they make music about it, why the fuck do they make cartoons about it, and why the fuck do I have to endure listening about people and their insipid one-sided relationships every single day at the risk of being called a sociopath if I don't?

Because it's a relatively fundamental part of human existence, since at it's core human existence is meant to be "Eat, Fuck, Sleep, Die". That leads to melodrama and a lack of perspective.

I love that this ended up being her canon personality instead of something else.

Cause that's what people do, people tend to complain about things they don't understand. Sound familiar?

OP its time to move on. Do you think "she" obsesses about shit like this? No she doesn't. She probably got over you ages ago, now its your turn.

It's not that I can't stand her, but she does remind me of my first girlfriend from back in highschool and since no other has come close to being as good a girlfriend as her.
Plus, DC rarely ever does anything interesting with her.

>tfw I recently found a real laifu who reminded me of "her"

I'm not sure where to go from here.

Just be yourself, bro

Yes and you just posted her.

>you wonder if she's still thinking of you
>someone says your name and she wonders, "Who?"

get out of here porky

every time

I never had "her" in my life. Maybe it is good thing or not

I had a "him" not a "her"

...

I don't have a "her." Never have.

Or, OR, I could act like her crush in the show and see if meme magic is real

gay faggot fucking penises in the middle of the night

I wish I could figure out what she'd do if she heard my name, but she blocked my number and I wouldn't know how to be around her to hear her response since I don't live near her or have any way of being around her at all anyway. She'd probably get annoyed though.

>mfw I will never experience anything like this. Ever.

Some days I genuinely wonder if I'm just plain incapable of feeling emotions other than melancholy and self-hate.

you sound like a woman

Same here, friend.
He was my best friend and I still think about him every single day, I hold out hope that someday he'll come to forgive and trust me again. Until then, there's nothing I can do but wait and hope.

>ex
How do you fuck up that hard?

>fuck
he didnt