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geezers need excitement
good edition
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>i just think british culture is a lot shallower than most other countries
still cant leave bed
been 3 hours now
Off to Smokers World lads anyone want owt?
total monarchy lads, and lot fucking liz' and the divorcee yank.
I mean James the 1st tier changing-of-royal family
anime
alright, time for my wank
>i just think british culture is a lot shallower than most other countries
need to watch 24 hour party people but can not for the life of me find a good torrent
Don't blame him. He is just not well educated so he probably doesn't know much about his country.
Armenia
>Original Pirate Material was 15 years ago edition
feels old
why not
that's fucking skitz mate
why is this autist sperging out about a lad called david?
so stream it retard
it's shit and that whole scene is vastly overrated
>you arrive in Bethnal Green
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mike kills his verse on this
alri david
im paralysed by anxiety because the oneitis hasnt replied to my text for 2 days
my stomach is beginning to hurt too but i cant decide on anything to eat so i cant eat anything
don't believe you
streaming's for retards
neil young
crazy horse
TOTAL
CATHOLIC
BRITISH
MONARCHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY
paid 4 euros for this 'hot dog' in Hamburg
I've unironically done this before multiple times but it's still so pathetic and difficult to believe anyone can do this
David is honestly one of the best posters on /brit/ he gets the bevvies in for all the lads and keeps the autists in check when they sperge out and try to shit up /brit/
can someone explain the romanticism behind the EU? i was under the impression that even most remainers weren't too keen on every aspect of the EU, they just thought it was a bad idea to leave. But actually having an idealised, admirational opinion of the EU? doesn't make sense to me. how can you love a bureaucratic blob of uninspiring politicians?
>british culture is fried fish and potatoes and an empire that no longer exists
so deep. truly a marvellous country
any filthy man in>
glad im mostly over having a oneitis
there's lots of normal and boring reasons why someone wouldn't respond to a text, and the longer it takes the more likely the explanation is "she forgot"
get a cup of tea and text her again imo
Greater London
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state of you
he doesnt even exist you turbosperg
i texted again this morning
thats why im anxious
I apologise
Just walked in on the room mate playing some sort of japanese porn game.
The state of it all.
David is Cheshire, the schizo mentalist who is obsessed with shitting on London because his family moved to Cheshire years ago and he can't afford to live there now
yet to meet (in real life I appreciate u have memers on the internet) anyone in real life who didn't want to reform the eu who voted remain. Most remainers seem to see leaving the eu as cutting off your nose to spite your face however accurate that may or may not be.
you didn't reply to my reply
Rorke
he is an enigma, he is a riddle, there is a piece of David in all of us
If trump fires Mueller they must impeach
any elo man in?
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I thought Cheshire was Indian?
what if her phones broken
better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken christian
Why are germanic-scandi countries so fucking shit at food?
just got called a rorke on /brit/ for trying to express my honest unbiased opinion on a subject
yes very interesting. we should put those in holiday brochures to make people want to visit our country
hat
>reddit flags
Even more interesting is the fact that he's both Indian and a white nationalistic
Something tells me he really dislikes his family/culture or his brain has gone rotten from Sup Forums
Get us some filters lad. Slim not ultra slim and not fookin menthol.
Cheers
so far from meditteranian and proper climate for growing shit
I've got knobbly knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of my nose
I've mastered the dark arts of the Northern trolls and I'm going to gobble up all the vexed Londoners!
Britain is a hideous, corrupt, Paki ridden shithole past it's prime and continually descending into Armageddon.
But she's mine, and I love her.
Why are mediterranean countries so fucking shit at industry?
safe wagwan
i don't think you know what culture means mate
the cold blocks the nose, they can feel only 5 flavours
nationalist*
if he fires him it's because he's going an incompetent job and wasting millions of tax dollars investigating a pointless conspiracy whilst hiring strictly anti-trump staff
if you think that's worthy of impeachment then you're no better than the globalists
i'm david ama
whatsap tells me shes been online recently
thanks for telling me to get a cup of tea btw
that snapped me out of it a bit
currently waiting for the kettle to boil
still anxious but at least im out of bed
David Simpson isn't a very Indian name
is your surname cameron
OH NONONONONONONONO
Made out with a cute and short German girl nobody tell my missus
>because he's going an incompetent job and wasting millions of tax dollars
sounds like we shud impeach trump by that logic desu
need the london pakis out of /brit/
no
realyl fucking tired lads
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i agree that we have a culture. it's just boring and not very deep. we act a certain way sure, but if a tourist visits here it is a very bland place
Mr. David Savalavakesh
Does anyone know where the save files are located?
been absolutely shattered since about year 8
deary fucking me do you think that is any way for a man to behave? imagine what she'd think if she saw you in this state.
Get a fucking grip pal
got quite drunk at the christmas party last night
anxious about the possibility i might have made a fool of myself
>british culture
trump is doing a great job though
you're just believing fake news like the brainless kike lead sheep you are
son i'm thirty
i only went with your mother cos she's dirty
if its two days shes obviously forgot about the conversation
right next to your virginity
try your documents folder mate
ohhh dear oh dear
You pished yersel
>i agree that we have a culture. it's just boring and not very deep. we act a certain way sure, but if a tourist visits here it is a very bland place
>Why are germanic-scandi countries so fucking shi-
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LOL good one mate
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in- law, and four-year-old grandson. The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather’ s shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped, the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.
The son and daughter-in- law became irritated with the mess. “We must do something about Grandfather, ” said the son. “I’ve had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.” So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the family glanced in Grandfather’ s direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food. The four-year-old watched it all in silence.
One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, “What are you making?” Just as sweetly, the boy responded, “Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.” The four-year-old smiled and went back to work. The words so struck the parents that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.
why is george soros funding trolls to say bad things about london
>56%
same and i'm also hungover
party last night was one of the best i've ever been to
knew no one there but made loads of mates and had a lot in common with them