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geezers need excitement

good edition

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>i just think british culture is a lot shallower than most other countries

still cant leave bed
been 3 hours now

Off to Smokers World lads anyone want owt?

total monarchy lads, and lot fucking liz' and the divorcee yank.

I mean James the 1st tier changing-of-royal family

anime

alright, time for my wank

>i just think british culture is a lot shallower than most other countries

need to watch 24 hour party people but can not for the life of me find a good torrent

Don't blame him. He is just not well educated so he probably doesn't know much about his country.

Armenia

>Original Pirate Material was 15 years ago edition
feels old

why not

that's fucking skitz mate

why is this autist sperging out about a lad called david?

so stream it retard

it's shit and that whole scene is vastly overrated

>you arrive in Bethnal Green

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mike kills his verse on this

alri david

im paralysed by anxiety because the oneitis hasnt replied to my text for 2 days

my stomach is beginning to hurt too but i cant decide on anything to eat so i cant eat anything

don't believe you
streaming's for retards

neil young

crazy horse

TOTAL

CATHOLIC

BRITISH

MONARCHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY

paid 4 euros for this 'hot dog' in Hamburg

I've unironically done this before multiple times but it's still so pathetic and difficult to believe anyone can do this

David is honestly one of the best posters on /brit/ he gets the bevvies in for all the lads and keeps the autists in check when they sperge out and try to shit up /brit/

can someone explain the romanticism behind the EU? i was under the impression that even most remainers weren't too keen on every aspect of the EU, they just thought it was a bad idea to leave. But actually having an idealised, admirational opinion of the EU? doesn't make sense to me. how can you love a bureaucratic blob of uninspiring politicians?

>british culture is fried fish and potatoes and an empire that no longer exists
so deep. truly a marvellous country

any filthy man in>

glad im mostly over having a oneitis

there's lots of normal and boring reasons why someone wouldn't respond to a text, and the longer it takes the more likely the explanation is "she forgot"
get a cup of tea and text her again imo

Greater London

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state of you

he doesnt even exist you turbosperg

i texted again this morning
thats why im anxious

I apologise

Just walked in on the room mate playing some sort of japanese porn game.
The state of it all.

David is Cheshire, the schizo mentalist who is obsessed with shitting on London because his family moved to Cheshire years ago and he can't afford to live there now

yet to meet (in real life I appreciate u have memers on the internet) anyone in real life who didn't want to reform the eu who voted remain. Most remainers seem to see leaving the eu as cutting off your nose to spite your face however accurate that may or may not be.

you didn't reply to my reply

Rorke

he is an enigma, he is a riddle, there is a piece of David in all of us

If trump fires Mueller they must impeach

any elo man in?
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I thought Cheshire was Indian?

what if her phones broken

better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken christian

Why are germanic-scandi countries so fucking shit at food?

just got called a rorke on /brit/ for trying to express my honest unbiased opinion on a subject

yes very interesting. we should put those in holiday brochures to make people want to visit our country

hat

>reddit flags

Even more interesting is the fact that he's both Indian and a white nationalistic

Something tells me he really dislikes his family/culture or his brain has gone rotten from Sup Forums

Get us some filters lad. Slim not ultra slim and not fookin menthol.
Cheers

so far from meditteranian and proper climate for growing shit

I've got knobbly knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of my nose
I've mastered the dark arts of the Northern trolls and I'm going to gobble up all the vexed Londoners!

Britain is a hideous, corrupt, Paki ridden shithole past it's prime and continually descending into Armageddon.
But she's mine, and I love her.

Why are mediterranean countries so fucking shit at industry?

safe wagwan

i don't think you know what culture means mate

the cold blocks the nose, they can feel only 5 flavours

nationalist*

if he fires him it's because he's going an incompetent job and wasting millions of tax dollars investigating a pointless conspiracy whilst hiring strictly anti-trump staff

if you think that's worthy of impeachment then you're no better than the globalists

i'm david ama

whatsap tells me shes been online recently

thanks for telling me to get a cup of tea btw
that snapped me out of it a bit

currently waiting for the kettle to boil
still anxious but at least im out of bed

David Simpson isn't a very Indian name

is your surname cameron

OH NONONONONONONONO

Made out with a cute and short German girl nobody tell my missus

>because he's going an incompetent job and wasting millions of tax dollars
sounds like we shud impeach trump by that logic desu

need the london pakis out of /brit/

no

realyl fucking tired lads
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i agree that we have a culture. it's just boring and not very deep. we act a certain way sure, but if a tourist visits here it is a very bland place

Mr. David Savalavakesh

Does anyone know where the save files are located?

been absolutely shattered since about year 8

deary fucking me do you think that is any way for a man to behave? imagine what she'd think if she saw you in this state.

Get a fucking grip pal

got quite drunk at the christmas party last night

anxious about the possibility i might have made a fool of myself

>british culture

trump is doing a great job though
you're just believing fake news like the brainless kike lead sheep you are

son i'm thirty
i only went with your mother cos she's dirty

if its two days shes obviously forgot about the conversation

right next to your virginity

try your documents folder mate

ohhh dear oh dear

You pished yersel

>i agree that we have a culture. it's just boring and not very deep. we act a certain way sure, but if a tourist visits here it is a very bland place

>Why are germanic-scandi countries so fucking shi-
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LOL good one mate

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in- law, and four-year-old grandson. The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather’ s shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped, the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in- law became irritated with the mess. “We must do something about Grandfather, ” said the son. “I’ve had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.” So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the family glanced in Grandfather’ s direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food. The four-year-old watched it all in silence.

One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, “What are you making?” Just as sweetly, the boy responded, “Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.” The four-year-old smiled and went back to work. The words so struck the parents that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.

why is george soros funding trolls to say bad things about london

>56%

same and i'm also hungover
party last night was one of the best i've ever been to
knew no one there but made loads of mates and had a lot in common with them