Saw this shite last nite m8, ask me anything
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
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did I like it?
why do we continue to live out our meaningless lives?
How awesome is it?
Was it worth stealing?
y tho?
Does anyone important die? Barbossa, Will, Elizabeth?
Does it tease the next one?
Answer something for fucks sake
In depth plot synopsis with spoilers pls
How they explained why so many characters are missing (like the pirate duo Pintel and Ragetti)?
Does it make any good use of Bardem?
What is love?
Did I like it?
Barbossa dies like a hero at the end to return to the underworld with Bardem and the new girl is his daughter for POTTERY because the new kid is obviously Will's son
not OP but these leaks are confirmed
Ghost pirates or pirate ghosts?
yes
to bring meaning to it
very
yes
because i could
no
yes
okay
no
no
love is an abstract noun which means for some it is a word unattached to anything real or sensible, that is all; for others, it is a means by which our being—our self and its world—are irrevocably affected once we are ‘touched by love’
no
Just one question:
Redpill me.
you have no loyalty to your race
Was this pile of Disney candy-poo leaked?
Why are they still making these movies?
How was Bardem on it?
OP here
Barbossa dies after doing a 360 backflip off an anchor to kill newly uncursed Bardem
Orlando Bloom is in the first and last scene of the movie, the plot from his kid's POV is breaking his daddy's curse
Also fucking ghost sharks
The after credits scene is some tease bullshit w Orlando and Kiera
Wasn't Elizabeth dead in this movie?
He sucks ass
what happened to those hackers who were ransoming disney for them to not release the movie early?
Nah she hasn't died in the series yet. She appears for 5 seconds at the end of this movie to reunite with less corally Orlando
Is "le quirky man" done or what?
That's a really generic poster.
Race is a construct, shitlord. You have loyalty to your culture and your ancestors.
Aren't culture and ancestry just human constructs as well?
>implying that just because something is a construct it isn't good
>our concept of morality is also a construct
>so is the action of utilizing it in action
>all goodness of mankind is founded on construct layered upon construct
>trying to convince me against its inherent goodness simply by claiming a state of the thing
>being this pozzed
Get fucked.
yes, unbelievably generic
Do we see a lot of Scodelario's crooked earmuffs?
>one question
>proceeds to issue command
learn your fucking sentence types you autist.
How is this coming out this week with absolutely zero marketing, both WW and baywatch are killing it
Tell me about Davy Jones, is it true he is coming back?
Paul McCartney and Keith Richards interact in this movie?
Rekt