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WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.
FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces (optional) > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere
*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"
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Tracey 2bh lads
>an owl in the background
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
HELLLLLOooooooOOOOO
Is Naomi Watts' character a cuckquean?
Is Dougie Jones /ourguy/?
MR JACKPOTS
bob and pals are watching
cossacks are russian
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSTTT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU
What am I looking at
ur mom lmao
why was albert so mean :(
Hi!
So how many people didn't read the book?
A woman's severed head and a fat man's dead body
>Is Naomi Watts' character a cuckquean?
yes
>Is Dougie Jones /ourguy/?
hhhheeeeelllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The owls are not what they seem.
HELLOOOOoooo-OOOOO!
I didn't but I definitely will now, it'll fill my made up quota of at least one book per year
>reading
wow fucking nerd who does that in 2017??
>that wrinkled as fuck sleeve
jesus, man. take care of your stuff
Disgusting overrated flat and sloppy ass.
Jade >>>>> Tracey
For how long will Coop be a retard? I don't want to have to wait until half way through the season before we get charming, calculating Coop back.
S1E04 on Nausea.club just started
S1 -> S2 -> S3 -> Lynch entire filmog stream
Put me in the OP in a spoiler tag pls
(you need firefox and flash before you ask why it doesn't werk)
Why did they want Mr Jackpots to come back to the casino? Did they hope he'd lose all his money that time? Would they rig the machines? If I were a casino manager I'd never invite a guy with magic jackpot powers back into my casino.
Amazons shitty packaging did it, The half sleeve was just the right size for it to get caught on the cardboard flaps. I bitched at them, but heard nothing back.
I hope this mistaken identity thing with Cooper doesn't last very long
They did it in fringe for a whole season and it was the worst television I have ever watched
Normies getting fuckin LYNCH'd ITT
At least they didnt beat the shit out of him
I thought they were going to
My theory is DoppelCoop will try to use the FBI to track down and kill Dougie by playing it off like Dougie is Bob.
So yeah probably at least half the season. They gave Dougie an entire supporting cast.
>2 weeks for a new episode
"cuckquean" is a bad meme. Women cannot be cuckolded. Only men can.
>You need flash
Dropped
Put on the HTML5 player you lazy bum
Alternatively, just share the direct video player link so I can watch it on mpv on linux or something man. Pretty please.
If someones cheating in a casino, they like to find out how, so they can put more measures in place to prevent it
my brother lent it to me but i didn't read it
Is Bobby trafficking Chink drugs?
I thought the body was severely bruised and discoloured. It's actually covered in hair. Alright Briggs-fags. I'm a believer.
the absolute madwoman
And Daria>>> Jade.
Whites always win.
The usual tactic when someone wins big at a casino is to entice them back with tons of free shit so that they can get their money back. They would probably have tried to steer him to other games.
Me
Dougie Jones
...
anyone here got any interesting thoughts that haven't been discussed to death?
Was Dougie Jones a cuck?
I think briggs makes sense here but the body doesn't look like it died in a fire to me
link me a good html5 player and i'll rewrite my entire site because I can't find one
also come to chat if you want the raw link
the druggie mom is donna
source: pulled it outta my black lodge
autistic cooper = best cooper
And no Better Call Saul in the meantime either. We might have to actually go outside...
They'll get Audrey next episode to see if it's Coop.
Meetup in Missoula?
The sleeve is shit tho, just throw it away.
Just play Deadly Premonition while you wait. It's vidyakino.
Ye don't know who ye are.
You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.
TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...
I will tell you one thing, Sup Forums: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.
Laura Dern
These proportions are fucked up. It looks like that ayy lmao thing from the box.
Stale garmonbozia.
Mr. Jackpots
Play Deadly Premonition and watch the Psych episode "Dual Spires"
HelllllloOoooooOOOOOO
That's the thing. Since bobby's story about the fire contradicts the Briggs is the body theory we have to make up scenarios involving Briggs's body being saved from the fire, moved, and preserved all this time. And for what purpose would Booper do it? There's no apparent motive. To make shaggy BOB look really really guilty?
is the pc version of this still a fucking mess? bought it for like $2 on GOG a while ago
Far away
helloooooooo michael j anderson
it's Briggs DG
I can't even access the chat, I think it requires flash as well or something.
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Fire was just a means of transporting him to the lodge.
See that's kind of what I'm wondering. We saw in the Lodge BOB and DoppleCoop are different entities, did Bob possibly abandon Cooper's body and DoppelCoop was suppose to return to the Lodge because of it and he's just like fuck that?
Google "Durante fix deadly premonition"
It's a simple patch that fixes the game completely
From the same guy that patched Dark Souls 1 PC version like 10 minutes after release
If I wanted to play a Twin Peaks video game I'd play Alan Wake.
I think it's gonna be Sarah Palmer. She has actually seen Bob's true form.
I'm just hoping the tranlsation project for this finishes soon.
cheers
not sure how i never got around to playing it, i guess now is a pretty good time to do so
Alan Wake is pretty bad though
At least DP falls under the "So bad it's good/endearing" camp
YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!
...
Laura Dern as Diane. Who else knows so much about Coop's specific preferences?
I empathize with Michael Cera's character
Shit taste
MONTANAAAAAAAAAAA
HELLLLLLLLOOOOOooooooo-OOOOOOO
So, how IS Annie?
We'll never know.
She's dead.
>Lynch was born in Missoula
DEEPEST
LORE
I really hope not. Showing Diane would be dumb as fuck.
If Lynch is smart he will have Audrey and Coops love save Cooper.
If Norma and Annie are sisters, why do they have different names?
forced meme
OH SHIT
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO GARMONBOZIA!
pleb
>Audrey saves Coop
>Audrey and Coop finally get together and spite the fuck out of original Donna's actress, who was jealous as fuck of Audrey's actress and forced the writers to shoehorn in Annie instead as his love interest
YES
THE SALT MUST FLOW
CGI redroomfag soon fucked off, didn't he.
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HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!
Is there any reason to believe the IMDB info on how many episodes each actor is in is correct? In my experience it always has been, and it seems to account for the whole season what with Kyle Machlachlan, Sheryl Lee, etc being listed as in 18 episodes, but it doesn't make sense in other places. If IMDB is correct, then Sherilyn Fenn isn't in this season at all, Gordon Cole and Matthew Lillard's character are only in one more episode each, and we've already seen the last of hawk.
The light/electricity from Laura's face reflects on Cooper's face just like Laura's angel in FWWM. Laura may be or will become an angel.