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Inception but with dogs

The Truman Show, but with dogs

a solid start

some comic book faggot has to save the world from some villain comic book faggot. lots of fights. Robert Downey Jr is in it being clever. Some faggy stuff happens. Cast a lot of ethnics. At the end the world is saved by faggots, but leave the plot open for a faggot to come back and threaten the world again in a sequel or something

go to bed Kevin Smith, we arent writing your next movie for you.

What if household objects smoked weed?

girl sees her doppelganger, and then another one, and then another one, and every doppleganger removes more of her personality until she's an emotionless hunk in the rushhour crowd

e n d

one day a dog disappear and a man appear and the man does not exist but he get hit by a car and the moment the car hit him the world stops spinning for a second and then the dog reappear and he is a squirrel now and he can talk, but just at night

Turns out they were all dogs

alien invasion but it turns out the aliens were actually dogs

threads over lads go home

Better hope Seth MacFarlane doesn't browse here because he would steal the fuck outta that idea

A dog's purpose but with humans

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An eccentric rich man hosts a support group weekend for addicts of all kinds. Alcoholic, gambler, sex addict etc. His plan is to scare the addiction out of each person, creating targeted situations for guests who get a lot more than they bargained for. They all suffer horrific events inspired by their addictions. Black comedy / horror I guess like American Werewolf or something. Things do wrong, yadda yadda, blood screaming etc

Now write a GOOD movie plot.

Adam Sandler inherits a bunch of money but he has to like become a boxer or something

Drive but with humans

A boxer pup.

We Open on an interstellar burger bar run by a hot alien sex bot that mocks the fat potato protagonist as he desperately watches from the pits of the chip baskets at all the guys who come and go and bang her. the final scene is him clocking off with a burger in his hand and he falls over and she laughs at him. Only 10 hours until the next shift. THE END

Now here's the true horror in this flick:
Nobody ever shows up, and the rich man is all imagining it. Slowly losing his mind. Until the end, where it shows that the rich man was an alcoholic gambler that was addicted to sex. He eventually kills himself, and is found by the hooker he ordered just beforehand.

set out in a breakfast club style 80's new wave of purple and neon but our protagonist is wearing only his dirty brown T-shirt with a name tag that read POTATO even though his name is jeff. Everyone else has snazy outfits and cool names like LAZERMAN and BLINGINGFIRELIGHT! but his shift starts tomorrow and those burgers wont flip themselves

delicious

fpbp
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Eyes Wide Shut but with babies.

All dogs go to heaven, but with humans.

Groundhogs day but there's multiple people in the loop and one of them is a serial killer.

Heart of Darkness but its Warhammer 40k with an Inquisitor, small squad of Imperial Guard and two Black Templar space marine bodyguards who have to penetrate deep into the heart of a backwoods planet deathworld that's the battleground of a war attrition with the Tau. Apparently, an Imperial Guard commandant has gone rogue and ordered his guardsmen deep into the heart of the living jungle and its suspected (by the Inquisitor and marines only) that he's gone heretic. Expect lots of tense shootouts with Tau snipers and scouts in the jungles, the monstrous native fauna, angry space marines ripping and tearing, violent brotherly bonding between the Imperial Guardsmen and increasing creepiness the closer they get to the Chaos corrupted commandant in a forgotten temple to Chaos Undivided.

White protagonist. Black sidekick who does all the work for the pussy as whitey. Black is also good with the ladies. Whitey gets a fat asian gf at the end

bad guy is white. plot can be whatever

Spartacus but with chickens

A movie about white people being evil but then a black guy stops them and gets a white girl to stuff his cock into at the end. He impregnates her then leaves her

whoa

Army dog but with people

Life, except with dogs

Gladiator but the protagonist is black

NOT YET

You must kill everyone in the world to save the woman you love.

max landis travels to syria and gets executed by isis. - plot twist it is a snuff movie.

The film is called Another One Bites The Dust

Sausage party but with tofu dogs

Titanic but Dawson and Hockley fall in love instead of Rose. Rose is the villain

american beauty but with sjw instead of the military dude

problematic

an erotic thriller about a french girl bane Seymone D'mon, who gets possessed and starts stealing souls.
thinking d'addario as the main role.

that's the point

Corporate drama set in an evil megacorporation.

you mean seth rogen

dark knight rises but it ends with the plane scene. tells the story of bane's east european adventures

that must already exist
because it's not a bad idea

A pimp literally tries to run a legitimate business, with OSHA, healthcare, human resources, etc.

crime show but the protagonist is asian

just watch asian movies

a secret agent who has the power to remove clothes from women with his mind

Literally Amsterdam: The Movie

>Story begins with a priest who is starting to suffer from depression
>Slowly starts hearing voices
>Time moves on and the depression is getting worse
>His faith has been tested, flashbacks of said events are displayed
>Starts to succumb to the voices and listens to them instead of shutting them out
>He consults a elder priest who insists he doesn't go to a doctor, instead coerces him to pray and seek god
>The voices which continue getting stronger are beginning to compel the priest to desolate god
>The priest, now after 9 months of hearing voices starts getting angry at god and the elder priest who told him to seek god's help
>The voices are distancing him from god and slowly introducing him to satan
>The priest slowly succumbs to satan and asks the voices to let him meet satan
>While getting drunk, the first time after his young 20s, he passes out alone and wakes us in a void
>In the void he can hear satan who convinces him to take control of his life instead of letting blind faith consume his life
>Later he wakes up and gets upset upon reminiscing his council with the elder priest and decides to revenge because the elder priest let him fall in the will of satan
>He burns down the church with the elder priest and other staff inside
>He doesn't even try to cover up his tracks and is eventually picked up by cops
>Cops pull in a psychologist to figure out why the priest did it
>The priest says satan made him do it and admits to everything
>At this point he is hearing sounds all the time
>They diagnose him with schizophrenia and institutionalize him
>The priest ends his life in the nut factory
>It is implied that the voices he heard were legit schizophrenia
>Last scene has satan portrayed as a person who is shown to misguide people through voices to suicide
>It really isn't satan but a malevolent entity that doesn't have anything to do with religion, it's only apparent motivation is to mentally torture people

I know it's corny as fuck but jews would produce it

The story revolves around John and Christa, who first meet at a party at his place. His best friend Leah is a hacker and inventor, and dares the two to test her newest machine. The demonstration goes awry, teleporting John and Christa away. John reappears in a forest grove, and upon finding a nearby town learns that he has traveled four hundred years into the past. He soon discovers Christa dressed in royal garb, and she reveals that the queen in this era, Elizabeth, has gone missing. A search party found Christa, mistook her for the real queen, and brought her to the castle. A moment later, she vanishes once again and Leah arrives, having created a device called the "Gate Key" that allows her to open nearby time portals. She determines that Christa is actually the princess of the present day, and that the death of her missing ancestor could cause Christa to never exist. With the help of a brave knight, John and Leah discover that queen Elizabeth was kidnapped by demonic Muslim creatures who worship "Allah". They then rescue her, save Christa, and return to their own time.

There, John is placed on trial for allegedly kidnapping princess Christa. Through the faulty justice system, John is sentenced to death, but later breaks free with the help of his hacker friend. The three flee to a time gate activated by Leahs Gate Key, and escape to the near future. There, they are shocked to find a desolate world. While investigating the ruins of modern civilisation, they discover that the world was wiped out by a nuclear bomb, carried out by a radical Islamist group called ISIS. Determined to stop before it can devastate the world, the group enlists the aid of an advanced AI from the ruined future. The AI called FROG teaches the gang how to manipulate time, and the group, along with FROG travel back to the 1600s, to end Islam before it ever becomes ISIS.