There's a conspiracy theory about Kubrick faking the video footage of the moon landing

>there's a conspiracy theory about Kubrick faking the video footage of the moon landing

If the US gov wanted to fake a Mars landing tomorrow, which prestigous Hollywood director should they get for the job and why?

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J.J Abrams so he can put in lens flair and maybe a space battle or something

Space is dark, so zack snyder would be best at capturing the authentic tone.

Joss Whedon

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Chris Nolan, the greatest director in hollywood.

>inb4 derailment

Neil Bloomkamp because good realistic visual effects
any other director would be bad decisiont

Tim Burton

>what is The Martian.

the fake landing on Mars has had its dummy run and the director was Ridley Scott.

>hire Tim Burton
>everyone finds out it's fake because the astronauts are an easily recognizable Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter

The Deep State

it would be nolan, scott or villeneuve

OLD MAYMAY

Probably like, i don't know, I can't even name a single living director, that's how little I care about modern cinema.

Sorry, I honestly don't know what he does anymore.

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You've never heard of Spielberg or Nolan?

I find that hard to believe, even if you've never watched their films.

dude weed lmao

Fuck off neill

M Night Shamamlam so people would eventually find out the truth as the twist.

Been there, done that.
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where is the flag's shadow?

>whole film is quips about pooping in space toilets

I predict 600 million dollar profit and 92 percent on rotten tomatoes.

clearly just under the astronauts going at the same angle to the other shadows?

Cringe

why does the Moons horizon end at about 200 feet away instead of what should be miles away?

Because the moon is flat

But there's no landing and the greavity is all wrong.

>just

Because moon is smaller than earth.

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Imagine if Australia got crushed by the moon and the moon just became another Australia

the moon is still thousands of miles wide. a person stood on it wouldnt see the horizon curve away after a few hundred feet.

So pretty much the opposite of how the Moon was formed?

They would if they were near the top of a slight mound that masked the actual horizon.

It's like you've left your mother's basement

underrated

This but unironically

What the fuck is this from?

Terry Gilliam. Would be interesting.