Why isn't this based motherfucker our next President?

Why isn't this based motherfucker our next President?

Because he is a moron.

Hillary poisoned his son

>Guac

Jeb pls

>middle class joe

>okay with inflation that raise costs

>okay with massive debts

>proud that they lowered median incomes

>proud they lowered workforce participation

>proud they lowered home ownership %

Yay he's so nice, maybe if we are lucky they can force us to be dependent on them for medicine or steal our guns

Maybe even let in Muslim terrorists because they vote leftist!

>says popcorn dick posting from his aunt's bathroom

Say what you want but the man knows how to speak. Just saw his speech and I have a hard on

Just sad, man.

Find a new job, Sup Forums is way more fun as a volunteer shitposter

because it's HER TURN gosh dang it

MALARKEY!

He is borderline retarded and corrupt as Hillary

and kill yourself libfag

Sup Forums proving that the majority of this board is full of easily impressed children

MALARKEY

His entire family seems to be dying and he's just tired

Hover Hands

He's endorsing Hillary. And sides with Obama on all the shit he does.

So he's a cuck.

>Why isn't this based motherfucker our next President?

Cause he makes Dan Quayle look like a rocket surgeon.

Because he's a creeepy pedophile.

Hair plugs. Car salesman extraordinaire.

Clintons gave his son brain cancer because it's Her Turn.

He's a deadbeat who never paid his phone bill so much so his phone line was shut off on several occasions over the decades.

t. my grandfather who worked for he telephone company in Delaware for 40 years

The Onion's "Uncle" Joe Biden is fucking hilarious and I will be sorry to see him go