/sug/ Steven Universe General

Steven Universe "Fans" Are Annoying, Shipping Obsessed Cunts That Make An Otherwise Enjoyable Show A Chore to Indulge In Edition

Previous: >"NEW" Barn Mates on 26 May:
youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep

>misseps leak thread
kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>French episodes megas
S03E04 Barn Mates: mega.nz/#F!Fwx2yCyB!TcRL6TM9yyhCDpK0bvBIQA
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
[Link 1 MIA]
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin:
pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>/sug/ flockdraw:
skycow.us/r/su

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=nwj7xiCCMOw
youtube.com/watch?v=FfH1LkuU46E
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Daily reminder that "could a gun kill a gem" discussions are pointless since the show is very inconsistent on how tough the gems really are (an object that weighs several tons falls on Peridot but she survives, but Lapis gem gets cracked when someone steps on it).

>throws her limb enhancers away
Fuck you.

...

hard light is tough
gem is fragile
hard light stepping on gem leads to predictable result

Could the CGs kill the lizard?

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And sticks > gemstones

Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves so much more

Remember when the full version of We Are the Crystal Gems first screened at that convention?
>the crowds lose their fucking minds when Garnet sings her motives of being rampantly gay
>you can still hear the urine trickling down their legs through their nearly tormented screams when Pearl sings the same thing
>Amethyst sings about her motives being a pure interest in protecting the place she calls home
>absolute silence

I am sure that getting this wrong is on the newfags cant triforce level of meme.

You beat me to the punch, user.

How Great and Lovable is the Great and Lovable Peridot?

Yes, but only if they [RETRACTED]

Keep up the good work.

but remember to spoiler the image

>sitting through three threads to always be the OP
Oh my god, you're so retarded. Don't stew in your anger, user. Go do anything else. Post stuff you like. Read a book. Watch Steven Universe. You're literally only hurting yourself. Let it go.

Steven, because of Lapidot.

How did the audience react towards Steven, again? Mostly silent, right?

It's tumblr's fault steven. You didn't deserve this.

youtube.com/watch?v=nwj7xiCCMOw

Could Amethyst commit to being the lizard?

>Someone from Homeworld replaces one of the Crystal Gems with a Homeworld agent during the series, and it takes several episodes before anyone notices it, but there are subtle hints about the twist before it happens

Which gem do you think it would be, and would you prefer an arc like that?

Quiet murmuring.

>[RETRACTED]
I see.

This Troper [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED MEMES] all over their [REDACTED] but [REDACTED] can't [REDACTED] without [REDACTED].

well...

Here's the plot for Too Short to Ride

>Lapis agrees to help find them for Steven and so Peri shuts the fuck up
>They get there and go underwater in Steven's bubble
>Lapis goes full PTSD from the hub and the water and shuts down
>Peri comforts Lapis and they fuse while Steven watches
>Lapis finds the enhancers and they all become friends
>Peridot doesn't want them anyway and throws them away

Fuck you too.

11/10

>absolute silence
I mean, not really. They just cheered quieter. I guess that doesn't fit your narrative though.

Being quiet through the whole thing is best. I wanna hear it too, guys.

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user you are a [DATA EXPUNGED]

This is the blue gem.

That's because they were fighting. That at least is a good reason. Splitting just for a diversion plan/baseball and only being worried about being apart at the worst possible time is not a good reason.

I don't like the blue gem.

Isn't he cute?

FINALLY

And here she is with her husband.

WE

isn't that the place where shooting went down?

>also on a side tangent
What kind of shithole is NSA fucking spying on.. pic related.

That's my SON!

WUZ THE CRYSTAL GEMZ AND SHIET

>I'm kind of a big deal.
>H20ooooo my gosh
>I gotch'yo numba
Why is she a meme?

Yellow Diamond is hot
I don't see this opinion often

Here is storyboards for lil blue.

Pearl. And yes.

LAS

THERE IS THIS GEM
SHE IS BLUE
I LIKE HER

Get off Sup Forums, Pearl.

>UK leaks a ton of spoilers months in advance
>France gives us three full episodes, in English, early

Sorry, Brits. You're little rivalry has just been settled. France is superior.

She watched a meme show.

FIVE

Ruby
>Gems show up somewhere to find Garnet separated and Sapphire poofed
>"We were attacked and we came apart, I dont know what happened"
>few episodes later, sapphire reforms, ruby looks nervous
>Sapphire immediately wants to fuse
>They do, but Garnet looks wrong
>"This isnt right"

asshattery aside, op actually did a good job including the previous thread and everything, other than the embeds

You're only bitter because MY SON is so talented and yours isn't.

I agree, people can only jack it to cat faces though.

I like the idea of Peridot turning down the opportunity to get her limb enchancers back.

>we will never see her feet

why was i born? was it just to suffer?

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>the gems have to fight an evil Garnet (because obviously this isn't the same Garnet because it's not with the same Ruby)

You're joking right?

ALL I WANA DO
IS SEE YOU TURN
INTO
A
SUPER
SAIYAN!
youtube.com/watch?v=FfH1LkuU46E

here's amethyst

GEMAS DE CRISTAL

I wouldnt object to her toying with me up from her yellow throne...

Lapis is my WIFE and I LOVE her.

You have literally been here, in a thread you apparently hate, all day.

What is wrong with your life that you would do that? Get a hobby.

you need a good dose of Greg.

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>Watch Steven Universe.
>mfw this dumb nigga appears to be 100% serious
.... Y'know what? I don't think I want to anymore. I love this show dearly, but I dunno, I think it's starting to lose some appeal. With all these meme-spewing idiots constantly forcing their ships and bitching that they apparently only like a third of the actual content of the show, I don't know if it's worth it anymore. Between this, Metroid being dead, and Gunnerkrigg threads, what's even the point of caring about stuff anymore if everyone is hell bent on ruining it. Hell, now these godawful threads are starting to regurgitate stupid SCP Foundation memes, so that's another thing I like down the drain.

So no, fuck you. You assholes are slowly destroying my few pleasures in life, so go right ahead and suck my dick.

>The twist INSIDE A TWIST
W H A T
A
T W I S T

Daily reminder that worst gem destroyed the holy tape recorder.

No one said you HAD to discuss the show with others you could just go get a fucking life.

FOUR

this makes it worse we know she has nice legs now

I love this show and I still fucking hated when they did that.
Although I am definitely biased against Giant Woman. Don't like that song at all.

kys

The size difference does terrible things to me

OP you need to go and sleep FOREVER

Technically those aren't storyboards, right? What are those called? "Design sheets"?

>the odds are against gays
Pearl fucked up so hard with Rose that it's even told in the opening

No, she's Steven's wife.

Model sheets.
My bad.

>letting a fandom get to you

There are many blue gems like her, but this one is mine.

>Image deleted
>Now people cant open the thread from the catalog

Settle in guys, this is gonna be a slow one

>Steven shows Peridot around the town
>Peridot amazed by the rides there and wants to try them out.
>Has fun on all of them except one. The biggest rollercoaster in Beach City
>Steven says they can't go on, since they're too small. Measure against a sign.
>Peridot's angry and suggests fusion to gain height
>They fuse and they ride it but Steven feels guilty about fusing with someone else other than Connie.
>They split in a loop and almost die but they don't

Can someone fulfill by autistic fantasy please

Senjora Montenegro is like the best. She makes everything better in spanish.

Daily reminder the tape is still intact and that Lapis immediately made up for the action by helping in the plan to save Peri's life.

THREE

He can't even be annoying well.

It's not deleted.

THREE

TWO

The deepest lore.

>it's a midriff
>no bellybutton
For what purpose?

What is the best ship

It is, just refreshed.
But people should find it by searching /sug/ though.

Try liking something without giving a shit about others shit opinions. Just a though.

>RIP Metroid
I feel you there user.