You been tasked to write and choreograph a Quicksilver bullet time sequence for a porn parody

You been tasked to write and choreograph a Quicksilver bullet time sequence for a porn parody.

How do you go about it?

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Something with jizz and him making sure his shot hits everyone in the room. Bonus points if they break the 4th wall and hes moving between the people holding the camera and shit.

Its not that hard to do, I've fapped to enough Time Stop Hentai to know what should be done.

Somebody post the Quicksilver speed scene from Captain America XXX. It's laughably bad.

QS is a girl and when a guy comes on her Face he tries to catch All the cum and swallow it

>It's another night at the Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
>Tired night watchmen patrol the campus
Suddenly a silver blur sneaks past several of them and heads straight into the female dorms
>Quicksilver waltzes into the hallway with a confident swagger and dawns his headphones
>Love Shack by the B-52's start playing
>The speedster cracks his knuckles and kicks off the sequence.
>Sets out to do a "quickie" with every female student sleeping tight in their rooms, taking time to pose them in various positions and trying out all three of their holes.
>Take a quick water break then jumps back into the fray.
>Finally blows his load (being sure to share the wealth by giving everyone a facial), zips up his pants, maybe even take some time to set up a picture or two with a couple of the X-babes.
>Finally heads out, politely shutting the door behind him.
>Cue bullet time sequence ending and everybody in the dorm having a simultaneous orgasm.

Hey OP are you the guy who directed the Meme Lover scene on brazzers?

Film everything at normal speed, slow it down ridiculously, laugh my ass off at the slowed down moans sounding like demons from hell.

perfect

Can't wait for the next movie where Quicksilver just rearranges people into vaguely sexual positions in slow motion for 2 solid hours while Duran Duran's greatest hits plays.

As opposed to the demons from Sherman Oaks, I assume.

if the guy that did memelover is here asking for ideas

please do this one
its time for Sup Forums to make their own porno

it'd be like that one japanise porno where the guy can stop time

Is Quicksilver (Fox) more a hero than The Flash (Snyder) can ever be? How can they possibly top this?

Basically this, but instead of slowing down time, he's fucking them with goes fast.

>One Japanese porno.

There's like, a billion of those.

No. We write the scene for the next movie. Its the 90s so...

Smell like teen spirit (even if he is supposed to be 40 in the 90s)

Uh, wait, if he is 40 in the 90s, by the time they reach Deadpool era he will be like 70. Wtf? And Scott will be 50? How old was Scott in Apocalypse 15? And it was 1983...

Starting the movies in the 60s was a bad idea

I can live with a sliding timescale but they really shot themselves in the foot by linking the movies with real-time events

There was this one Copy pasta about a dude who would cum and then stop time until he has to come again just so he could cover a girl with decades of cum in a single cumshot. I want that but for quick silver

If I could keep time in a bottle...

The problem with Foxsilver is that he's way too fucking fast. So it's impossible to display his powers without doing the slowmo thing, but then it just seems like his power is to make everything go in slow motion. You rarely see shots of him going fast from a normal perspective because it just looks like he's teleporting which is boring to watch.

They're giving the 'age really slow' power to all the muties it seems.

Though I don't see why they keep having to jump 10 years. As far as I'm aware, Apocalypse doesn't even link to any real-time events. Wouldn't have made any difference if it occured 6 months after DoFP.

Exploiting timestop to undress and grope many women, of course.

>Brazzers is literally coming here to ask for porn plots
Guys...

He would need so much lube, insane amounts of lube, because at the speeds he's moving the two holes that do self lubricate don't have time too, and the one that doesn't well...duh. If there wasnt stupid amounts of lube involved in this scenario there will be lots of pain, possibly blood. still a good idea

Where's the gay R34 of Foxsilver vibrating? There's literally no R34 of him.

Apocalypse is immortal anyway, so it's not that big a deal for him.

The natural answer is to pit him against someone between the two extremes, like Spider-Man.

Quickslav got it just right, imo.

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Quickslav was slow as fuck. It doesnt count.

There won't be enough space left in his cheeks for them to flap in the wind, for starters.

kek
At least it isn't Bang Bros unless it is Bang Bros

>Helix Studios does Quicksilver

I'm actually surprised there isn't much r34 of speedsters fucking everything at the speed of light. It's right up there with time stop, but the characters involved aren't the generic doujin bitches.

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You'd think more porn artists would take advantage of her power.

I want to see a StudioFow-quality SFM porno short of futa Tracer zipping around the battlefield having her way with all the female overwatch cast.

Speed force makes them lube faster.
Dont have to explain shit

>there will be lots of pain, possibly blood
that's my fetish

Do I get to cast Quickslav, or am I stuck with Quickass?

>Everyone keeps forgetting that speedsters can vibrate

>Hating QT3.14 Evan Peters
Shit tastes, desu.

Xhamster is literally doing a reality show

>marvel
>speed force
Pietro wishes.

BrokeStraightBoys is also.

You can cast both. Have them compete to see who can fuck the most females in a span of a second.

Quickslav also isn't relying on speedforce. It's clearly just a metabolism thing. That one shot of him slowing to a stop, going "WHEW that was crazy, ok let's keep going" and then zooming off was great

Quickass is Quickslav. Evan Peters was a different character

They're different setups.
Broke Straight Boys is doing Keeping Up With The Kardashians but for guys who do gay4pay porn.
Xhamster is doing a reality competition show a la Survivor where the contestants are aspiring pornstars, the challenges are sex acts and the prize is a starring role and a contract (or something along those lines).

Not even he's that fast to blow his load on all of them. They'd have to be at least in the same bed.

I want you to read real carefully what you just wrote.

wait I thought that they called him Quickslav because he actually did the accent and wore a tracksuit, and that the one in DOFP was the guy from Kickass
It can't be the other way around because the DOFP one isn't slav at all

Quickslav and Quickass were always different names for the same character.

Did you watch X-Men: Apocalypse? They handle his powers just fine in the movie.

And if you think Quicksilver's a problem, just wait until WB unleashes Flash.

technically this quicksilver ain't using speed force neither, that's flashes stick man.

he can get them on the same bed and then back into their individual beds before they realize what's happened. Don't question it, this guy's bullshit. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Eh, speed force is just bullshit anyway. It's basically just magic.

The money shot is a dangerous proposition in general. There's a scene in each movie where he basically lightly taps someone,and the knietic energy of his superspeed sends them flying, yeah?

Imagine that with a cumshot. If he ejaculates at superspeed, a facial could snap the neck of his unfortunate victim. Or, since QS can't remove force from the point of contact like he can with his fingers, it'd just shoot through their head like a bullet.

He's also the only version of the character who's ever been popular.

And I like Quicksilver, he's just never been popular in the comics and the MCU considered him the one superhero worth killing. So I can't blame Fox for going with this version. It worked.

"I'm gonna cum!"
"Tell that to Lisa Ann's snapped neck"

What's to say he doesn't ejaculate at normal speed?

Momentum. The average speed of an ejaculation is 28mph. If he's already moving fast and carrying kinetic energy, the force and speed behind his load would be pretty high. I'm sure there are some people who know the physics better than me that could calculate that better.

I'd also say his sperm cells would die from the impact, but I don't know if they also have his powers. If they do, there's no way he doesn't impregnate at least one of the girls.

oh jeez, this reminds me of that one thing i read that explained why superman could never have sex, but could theoretically sire hundreds of bastards.

Female Quicksilver is fucking a guy and he's all "I'm gonna cum" but she's unsatisfied and that's when she kicks on her powers. Fucks him for relative hours then goes and then while still naked goes makes herself something to eat. Comes back still naked, fucks him for more relative hours then finally goes back to regular time.

>Female Quicksilver
>Female
Disgusting hetshits.

Cute femboy quicksilver also acceptable