Why do Americans prefer white chocolate?

Why do Americans prefer white chocolate?

So they don't accidently bite their own hand!

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Why did the American cross the road?

Because Israel ordered him to do it!

An american walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you amerimutts!”

Why doesn't santa go to Australia?

Because he will likely get a heat stroke in the costume!

Why do american keep their shoes inside their homes?

To be always prepared to run if they're being shot at

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Fuck I remember this being unironically posted

It's already been 2 years

Why aren't you laughing ?

Kuzu what are you doing shitposting on Sup Forums?

Shut the fuck up you German piece of shit. Isn't it time for you to destroy Europe again? Wait, you already have! Silly me, it seems I've mistaken you for an actual European. Whenever I see a German flag I'll just assume it's a turk posting. I probably won't be that far off

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What do you mean ?

hi france

Bonsoir

>hi france

hi britain

>hi britain

fuck off, Muhammad

every fucking time

>fuck off, Muhammad

>European criticizes the US
>You're a muslim xddd
why are you so unoriginal

Rather this guy than a muhammaden, his point stands. Back to Morroco with you

>>fuck off, Muhammad

Amerimutt..

>Rather this guy than a muhammaden, his point stands. Back to Morroco with you

Stop making France filthy with your presence, Muhamed

>Stop making France filthy with your presence, Muhamed