CA:CW is a gay love triangle

huffingtonpost.com/entry/marvel-captain-america-boyfriend_us_57445d7fe4b045cc9a71e791?

>Captain America in love with Bucky
>Falcon jealous, still loyal
>Carter's niece the perfect beard, both boyfriends laugh watching their hunky closet case

This movie was a gay love affair between cap and bucky. Prove me wrong.

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>All of this

Pastebin because HP is a clickwhoring faggot who's just pasting pictures of literal nobody's twitters.

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Captain America: First (gay) Avenger

why the fuck is it the media's goal to demonize all form of male bonding?

>A bromance is a physical impossibility because of Tumblr

Thanks, I guess

Internet fight! The greates ship battle in the history of the world
Stony versus Stucky
Armored avenger versus friend from Brooklyn
Man of Iron versus Soldier of Winter

>people of the same sex can't simply be good friends anymore, they have to be fucking because... yeah

Fuck, people used to give nudges and winks when friends of the opposite sex have a close non-sexual relationship with each other, now it's automatically assumed that two friends of the same sex are straight up buttfucking/munching carpet.

>Huffington Post
May as well say Buzzfeed

Having Bucky Mirin isn't exactly subtle

>Sup Forums pretends yaoi fangirls are a new phenomenon

>This movie was a gay love affair between cap and bucky. Prove me wrong.

One of the Russos (I forget which one) said it was a romance. You should have listened. Fuck, the whole Cap trilogy has been a Cap/Bucky romance, with a bit of Peggy on the side because Steve is a lucky bi and has two deadly, beautiful brunettes in his life.

Can't spell bromance without romance.

Friendship in general is considered impossible.

There are people who honest-to-God believe that a man and a woman can't be platonic friends without wanting to fuck each other.

>Huff Post
Kill yourself, faggot. That shit heap of a """"""news""""" website is run entirely by female feminists.

>[makes statements can't prove]
>"lol prove me wrong"

no

Further proof that we live in a degenerate society. The bonds of brotherhood shared between soldiers are now indistinguishable from homosexual lust.

Don't call it a grave. This is the future you chose.

Why the fuck does Sup Forums loves linking to the Huff Post?

Continual reminder that shippers are cancer of any fanbase.

It's just one guy and I'm pretty sure he's on their payroll.

No, we're just mad people are actually paying attention to fujoshits now instead of ignoring them like we all used to

>huffpo

This has exactly the same relevance as a post from somebody's yaoi fanfic blog.

They're battle buddies, you people would know about that though. You're too busy hoping for impossibilities but for once I get to thank China for something since they will ban the movie from playing so it will never happen.

Thanks China you saved us from the faggots.

God bless those wily Chinamen.

Didn't South Park have an episode about this with Tweak?

wouldn't*

todays been beg for shekels from huffpo and outhouser day

the movie was about Cap saving the only brother he's ever known

So they can fuck.

that's because for fags and dykes there isn't a difference so that's how they assume everyone acts. Same reason fat bitches who were molested as kids don't see a problem writing fanfic involving the Supernatural brothers fucking each others brains out.

THANK YOU BASED SLOPES

I am a noob to drawn porn, where can I find porn of Evans-Captain America taking huge dicks?

>"come on now"

Why do people trust "news outlets" that try to get personal about the subject?

As soon as an article says "I think", "In my opinion", or anything like that, you should just drop it.

>Huff Po
>news outlet

Am I the only person who prefers Steve/Tony

>The bonds of brotherhood shared between soldiers are now indistinguishable from homosexual lust.

It always was. Even in the ancient world, the bond between soldiers who were also lovers was renowned as being the most powerful known to man.

>Falcon jealous, still loyal
Did we fucking see the same movie?

>Using pic related, where Red Skull calls Steve a pedophile, as proof of Cap being gay.
Awful

Whoops forgot my pic.

>the comment section
seems there's still sane rational people out there
good to know

comic about the Sacred Band of Thebas when?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

This is just a big "fuck you" to Peggy.

This is the true face of that #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend

Don't you know it's only a fuck you if it's Sharon, Bucky is OK because muh gays.

Maybe if these retards who want to make Cap gay actually bought comics with gay superheroes and characters instead of watching Marvel films, we'd have some gay characters in comic book films already.

Making an established hero gay or female or another race is fucking intillectually lazy. It also keeps to the stupid brand name marketing mentality of giant corporations instead of supporting new and diverss characters.

I think the problem is Cap was never given a sex life, which leads to so many virgin jokes.
No one doubts Reed, Tony, Cyclops and Wolverine are straight because they fuck women.

Though Cap being gay makes more sense than him being a Nazi.

Though does make sense for him being a gay Nazi. Nazis were oh so homo.

>ot3
I am somewhat amazed I haven't heard this retarded shipping term before.

Yes. And straight men clearly ship female and lolicon femalw characters into hot bisexual and lesbian fanart and fanfic are also clearly mentally deranged. Sure.

Can we stop getting our panties in a bunch and treating people wanting to jerk off to fictional characters they like as people who are mentally ill? Some people like sexy fun fan fantasies of these characters.

It is when people can't separate their masturbatory fantasies from the actual characters and stories that I have issue with.

this

forgot my pic

Jesus fucking Christ, Xenos, either condense your posts or drop your fucking trip. You're a goddamn disgrace.

sorry
I got distracted by all the venom / mj / gwen / felicia tentacle porn I found in the /aco/ thread I found that in. Hard to condense when tryping with only one hand.

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Sup Forums will defend this, as judging from the current top thread, Sup Forums is made up of literal faggots

Cap being gay/bi would ruin the illusion. So I don't think Sup Forums would support it user.

Man maybe if men stopped saying 'N-No homo' the moment they show affection towards each other, then this wouldn't happen.

There's a difference between laughing at, enjoying, or shipping gay/slash shit (of either sex), and making internet petitions and campaigns and twitter hashtags demanding it become canon.

I know a pretty degenerate fujo who hates shit like this, and would still like it if hot guys would suck tongue with each other. It's about understanding the difference between personal enjoyment and interaction with media and demanding it cater specifically too you to the detriment of the work as a whole.

Whoops, meant to quote this guy

#GiveCap'sAssATap
#BuckySuckyFucky
For real though, why do gays want every character to be gay?

Sure kid

It's the fujoshits that want everyone to be Confirmed Gay

People can disguise shipping as activism nowadays
CapxRedSkull is OTP

Here's the funny thing, user.


Back in the 19th century, no one had any concept of sexual orientation. Oh, sometimes men had sex with men and women with women, but no one really talked about it, and it wasn't considered and 'identity' or 'orientation'.
So basically, by Victorian standards, eveyone in then whole world was just assumed to be straight (because to them, there wasn't anything *but* straight).

As a result, homophobia did not exist either.


You heard me. The was no homophobia because there was no concept to homosexuality to be afraid of.


As a result people were very open and secure about homo-social relationships and friendships.

No one was afraid of it being interpreted as anything but platonic...

>Of course it's platonic! What else would it be?! Homosexualit? Hah! What a bizzare concept! Come, watson -- let us stroll about hyde park and hold hands.

You guys just don't know true love.

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CapxBucky is canon, take your crack shipping back to tumblr.

Everybody knows if one of them had a vagina they would already had fucked, so whatever.

Homophobia didn't exist in the strictest sense as we know it now, but homosexuality was seen as a dangerous aberration, moral failing, and mental deficiency.

>Huffington Post

Frozen being the most recent example. Can't have an actual sister relationship, it must be forbidden love. Though Disney/Old fairy tales weren't any better with guy and girl falling in love at first sight.

If it exists it'll be shipped. Don't ever doubt the power of projection. The only thing that's changed is the accessibility fans have to creators thanks to the internet, and their ability to sway said creator/s into appealing to their desires.

>two men can't deeply care for each others well-being without being buttplugged homothugs
fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=k5JkHBC5lDs

Truly the 21st century Kirk/Spock.

They were banging.

I am Ace Attorney fan, so I am used for deranged homosexual fanfics with no substance, but knowing someone is getting payed for writing something like this is actually a crime.

if being gay was a cool character trait in ANY way, comic companies and movie studios would create original gay characters instead of trying to force it into established popular characters.
captain america was today
a few weeks ago it was luke skywalker
before that daryl dixon and so on.

no one gives a fuck about fags, but fags.

China is already surrendering to homolust, user. Look at this chinese TV program shipping them hard: twitter.com/poedamcron/status/730475088181604352

Who honestly says no homo nowadays? I literally haven't heard it spoken in years.

>no one gives a fuck about fags, but fags.

kek
There are still people who are this innocent.

Why do straights want 0 characters to be gay? You do realize "every" doesn't work when there's a grand total of none in the movies.

but user... men and woman can't be truly friends, the only reason because you have a friendship with a woman is because you can't or you don't want to fuck her (but you would if she was pretty enough)

>bromance
If this meme-word is a casualty of the LGBT shill campaign, I won't shed a tear.

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And that's what you get for having a movie where the main protagonist refrains from a romantic relationship.

I just don't see why you gayboys are so insecure that you feel the need to turn established heterosexual characters into cock-craving fags just because you feel excluded.

I don't understand why you're so threatened by the possibility of a character being bisexual. You do realize that a homosexual military man from his era would likely be closeted, the public pressure of being the face of America, it's possible that he might never have explored it before. The doesn't contradict canon or his history. It's not even retconning, and comics do a hell of a lot more of changing characters and undoing deaths and rewriting personalities and powers over the years that this really is no different, other than homophobia acting like queerness is some huge altering thing that defines a person.

It's not like people are asking for him to actually have homosex on screen/in the comics. Nobody is asking for his personality to change, because queerness is not a personality trait. I know it's hard to believe, but kissing a boy won't suddenly turn him into a lisping fairy that talks about being gay on every page.

I think you have a skewed perception of what bisexuality is, and you're probably fearing no longer being able to be a fan of a character that might be because god forbid other homophobes think you're a fag too.

That's an awful lot of assumption and projection, my friend.

No fucking shit.


Co figured that out months ago

>because queerness is not a personality trait

But user we know the character.
We've seen him alone and monologue his shit.
He seems pretty straight, and it's kind of extra bullshit because the guy they think he's gay for is for all intents and purposes his fucking adopted brother.

>is for all intents and purposes his fucking adopted brother
Is that forbidden love x2 or forbidden love ^2?

Is it entirely possible that they're just best friends? Does everything have to be some kind of romantic bullshit?

No, seriously, this is honestly pissing me off. It feels like it's physically impossible for people to show affection for one another without it somehow being linked to romantic feelings. Whether it's a man and a woman, two women or two men, people always see some kind of romantic affection, when in reality affection, of any form, is just a simple form of love; romantic love is a specific kind of love, a different form of affection which is entirely separated only by intent of the two parties. Why the fuck is it impossible for people to have deep friendships anymore? Why are people so deadset on ensuring that everything is romantic? Why are so many fucking people so goddamn stupid?

The fact they purposefully avoided romantic entanglement with Black Widow in Civil War is probably why we're in this pickle.

Why does this only ever come up as an argument to keep 0 characters gay?

Cap isn't big enough to satisfy Black Widow.

The fuck does she have anything to do with this? Just cause people are butthurt he's banging Sharon instead, doesn't mean we need to play mental gymnastics

Why are posts like this only ever used by tumblr to bait shitposting?

Cap x Bucky started in Civil War, repelling Black Widow's matchmaking and eventual flirtation because she doesn't feel comfortable without that element of control not legitimate attraction and rightful preoccupation with his mindraped best friend

I'm gonna be honest, I identify as having no sexuality/asexual. I hate when ANY characters are pigeonholed as being ANY sexuality, because for some fucking reason everyone seems to think sexuality actually means something. It doesn't. It determines what parts you find neat. Cap is a fascinating character and his friendship with Bucky in the films is a wonderful exploration of mutual camaraderie and of the lengths that people will go to for the ones that they love. But it doesn't need to be sexual. No relationship needs to be sexual, and it feels like everyone is forgetting that. Some of the most rewarding relationships we have in our lives are ones where no one ever takes their clothes off, but for some reason it seems that everyone is forgetting that love comes in many different forms, not just romantic. Ever played Resident Evil? The relationship between Jill and Chris is honestly my ideal when it comes to stories. There's never anything actually romantic in their interactions, they're just two coworkers and friends who survived hell together and would gladly do it again to save one another. That's what it all should be. Affection and camaraderie are two of our most basic human qualities, and everyone tries to muck it up with ridiculous notions of romance and I'm honestly tired of it.

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If Marvel makes Cap gay nobody will ever stop shitposting against Marvelfriends. There will be mass suicides.

So ugly

So kylo ten tier