ITT: Sup Forums in 1914

ITT: Sup Forums in 1914.

I'll start. Having fun tearing yourselves apart Yuroriches.

That war isn't our problem friendo.

The Jews are going to get the US involved in the war by using the media to tell lies about Germany in exchange for the British promising them land in Palestine

It's happenning
check the news from Serbia

Nah, we can just sell guns to both sides. I mean, the British aren't strong enough to blockade Germany.

We should have elected Teddy Roosevelt.

TRUMP IS STUMPED

Some of you Archdukes are alright. Don't go to Sarajevo tomorrow.

Serbia accepted most of Austria's demanded, crisis averted?

Have you heard about the legends of black penises? They are said to have curative powers.

This 3% income tax rate is oppressive. Why does the federal government need 3% of my income? Who voted for this bullshit?

At least we don't have a national bank.

anyone wanna do nofap for some extra T on the battlefield?

Wilson 4 life!

kek

Ban crew serviced maxim guns. They only bring death to all.

Remove Serb!

In 10 years the Democratic Party's delegate will have to vote over a hundred times to agree on a delegate. Clip this newspaper.

Put me in the editorial!

Wilson is a faggot
>implying everyone won't have to pay income tax in the future
>implying it won't be 90% of your income

Kek

RARE GOOK!

READ YOUR NEWSPAPERS

ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND WAS JUST ASSASSINATED

E GAD!

AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN BALKANIZATION WHEN?

HABSBERGS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking conspiracy theorist. There is literally nothing wrong with taxing the rich.

The bottom 90% will NEVER PAY INCOME TAX

YOU FUCKING RETARD

work ya damn nag

SLIGHTLY RARE MAST!

how do we stop the Eternal Ottoman bros

FRANZ FERDINAND BTFO

There's a lot of talk about giving women the vote and prohibiting alcohol from the cuckservative democraps. So, Sup Forums what the fuck are we going to do about the Jews propagating this shit?

They're doing a pretty good job of stopping themselves.

>When Britain is at War, we are at War

although i had family in Germany as well...shit was complicated yo

If war comes to pass, the British Empire would force the Dardanelles. There's no way they could be stopped by a bunch of Turks...

I'm more 14/88
But thanks for trying.

Did you guys hear about this motion picture that's coming next year? From what I hear it's literally Sup Forums: The Movie.

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HE ACTUALLY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAHAHAHAHAHA

>federal reserve
>bad

>The new territory thinks that he has the floor

I just got a pamphlet from something called the 'American Workers Party'.

"Seize the means of production now!", it said.

Golly gee, a workers party! Can you believe that? They said something about a "Karl Marx". Do you know who that is?

I've got an extra boat ticket if anyone wants to come with me to Belgium this August.

what the hell is a motion picture? Doesn sound very Christian

This must be bait

Sounds like a goddamn fascist if you ask me. Stick with anarchy, the ones who actually have killed a president.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Serajevo tomorrow.

Personally, I am a big fan. Now get back to work before my Pinkerton boys break your fucking legs, Bolshevik.

Hey guys I just signed up for the infantry, we're going to have a great time! Any other Ausbros sign up??

A FUCKING SANDWICH!

Pfft. You won't even make it to the war before it's over.

This Federal Reserve business could very well be a raw deal for Americans, but so far the paper has had nothing but good things to say.

>Not transferable.

GTFO COMMIE

Link, faggot?

There's this book they wrote not that long ago. Protocols of something or other.
I don't see a problem with a centralized NGO banking institution dictating interest rates and loan credibility. We've tried the free enterprise model for almost a hundred years and oil barons have shown us that it doesn't work.
>>we need to get the US into WW1 somehow

I don't know how the Brits and co expect to defeat the Ottoman Empire though, but then again, I've never heard of chemical warfare either. Could it be that gas is more lethal than bullets?
>>yes

Are the Irish white?

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The Irish are and always will be British.

>Yuroriches
>implying

>FEDERALS DESERT AGUASCALIENTES
GOD DAMMIT

What is a ... commie?

>>hint

When do we get controls on semi-automatic assault pistols? One Serb peasant with one of these deadly military-grade weapons throws us into a massive war of empires

The federal reserve was established in 1913,friendo.

You guys still remember Titanic? NEVER FORGET.

Oh shit! It's real! REEEEEEEEEE!

BRING BACK WHITE AUSTRALIA

I heard that this war started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry

Bolshevik party was formed in 1898 user

Flying, youre telling me that you really want to delegate a portion of our budget to these flying contraptions. They are so primitive, its not like they could ever make a difference in war and the public will never buy into the idea or safety of flight. Now, as far as regulations go, it is the right of every US citizen to be able to purchase one of these devices as they please. *scoff* its not like a plane could ever cause any significant damage to buildings or structures.

Europeans pls come here

We have a lot of coffee to be harvested

P-pls come we'll give you f-free land ;_;

This. That user taking a boat to Belgium is surely possessed by the devil for such lack of personal regard

I'd still have the same opinion about Turkroaches.

December 23, 1913 the bill or whatever passed, the normies found out about it in the papers after new years 1914

>Finland confirmed for Mongols
Kek

I swear to god they stole the election from Teddy, fucking GOP. 2 years later I AM STILL FUCKING MAD.

>Some literally who faggot got shot
>Anyone is supposed to care
I swear, Sup Forums will claim that every little event is about to launch "da happening"

Pfft. Like any European power would be ungentlemanly enough to sink a civilian ship.

CHINKS, COONS, THOSE KIWI BLACK CUNTS AND AFRICANS DONT BELING IN THE GOLDFIELDS

Great white fleet at the helm. What's with all that squawking from across the pond?

Bully!

Go home Progressives, you're sober

If there is anything where the far right and far left agree, it is truly a horrible idea.
t. Irish Catholic in New York

am I meme yet?

HAHAHA. Europe's at it again. Stupid fucks!

Oh boy, I can't wait to go give the Kaiser the what-for.
I just home the Mrs. doesn't get too lonely. Oh well, the local negro George Freeman will be sure to keep her company. Such a good boy, that negro.

Thanks to him and the trust-busters, we will never have to worry about corporate influence in politics ever again.

>rich country
>no niggers or other subhumans
>eurocucks fighting stupid wars again
>we're just chilling with our white Argentinian hermanos
What a great century this is going to be. Finally, South America will rise to the top and become a prosperous and important superpower. Right guys? What could possibly go wrong?

> Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours
Like anyone but the colors would want to

top tier president, Fuck off.

I was inspired by earlier works by noted theologian Martin Luther and others. I can assure you my forthcoming work on the problems of international Jewery will be a NYT best seller. Assuming that the (((editors))) do not attempt to censure my greatest work.

Get back to mining bat shit, guanonigger. We'll be needing that soon thanks to Princip.

RARE FLAG!!!

WOMEN SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE.

I don't know what these guys mean? This war will be over by Christmas, brb faggots

Should Italy enter the war? If yes, on which side?
Also, this guy is in charge of the socialist party newspaper and stands for war against his party's opinion

The whole Irish aren't white thing is a media creation. Irish immigration was disliked because religious reasons not racial reasona.

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Madero was a total cuck, glad he was offed

Ireland for Irishmen

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Y'all should check yourself, Teddy warned you about going to war with England. That motherfucker is never wrong.