Roll yourself a superpower

[Luke Peterson]

Roll yourself a superpower

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

You are given the choice of joining either the Justice League or Avengers. But before that happens, you must complete your internship with either the Teen Titans (If joining the Justice League) or X-men (If joining the Avengers). Do you survive the year?

[Robert Anderson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contract_Nullification

no or no

[Justin Morales]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Hearing

The Avengers. The X-men's large roster size would help increase my survival somewhat until years end.

[Andrew Robinson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Wing_Manifestation

To be honestly, I'd rather have an internship with the JSA.

[Robert Nguyen]

kek

[Justin Murphy]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Absorption
>Air Absorption/Vacuum Creation.
Hot damn, sounds good. I'd rather intern as a grunt to get into Magneto's Brotherhood.

[Luis Ortiz]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognitive_Dreaming

Actually, that's kind of eerie, I've gotten flashes of deja vu all my life. I'd go with the X-Men internship only because I'm way too old to be a Teen Titan (old enough that if I'd had a kid in my last year as a teen, they'd be old enough to join the Titans themselves).

[Blake Peterson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Attacks

I'm fucked wherever I go but Teen Titan.

At least then I won't be a disgusting muttie.

[Aiden Lopez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chronokinetic_Constructs

Making shit out of "time" is too fucking abstract bullshit. Rerolling.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Vortex_Creation

Son of a... I guess I could be a D-List X-Man.

[Jack Cox]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unplottable_Magic

Yeah, fuck the hero gig. But if Batman or Stark want to pay me to keep their shit secret, by all means.

[Caleb Ross]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morality_Manipulation

Well that's terribly OP so I join the X-Men as one of those background omega level mutants that's only used for gags. Unless I'm caught unawares as the school explodes or stepped on by a sentinel, I make it to the Avengers and put everyone out of a job by making all the evil people good.

[Logan Gray]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Irony_Inducement i join the teen titans but then i end up becoming an avenger?

[Elijah Peterson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Age_Empowerment

[Mason Rivera]

>Also called
>Maturation Empowerment

I misread that.

[David Gomez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
I'mma stay with the X-Men. And I'm fine.

[Tyler Walker]

>Fission Inducement
thats actually kind of neat. sounds more like a power in one piece though, ehh sign me up for the titans

[Landon Kelly]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Materialization

Titans.

[Blake Murphy]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mindscape_Materialization?useskin=oasis

Holy shit did I hit the jackpot. This is going to a piece of cake internship, and there is literally not a single fight I could lose as an Avengers as long as someone doesn't have a mongoloid-ray on them

[Michael Nelson]

>sounds more like a power in one piece though,
Like most things on that site. It's retarded as hell.

[Josiah Hughes]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vision_Of_Life

I can just live in the Titans' basement so I can resurrect everybody that dies every other mission.

And then get killed myself within a month when the writers realize how stupid that would be.

[Luke Adams]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Reconstruction

Rolled a dice, got a 5. So it is master level Possibility Reconstruction. Doesn't really matter which 1 I join and which 1 I intern for. I can just reality warp it to the other it things get boring for one of them.

[Robert Baker]

Now I may be wrong, but I think you fucked up.

[Daniel Harris]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supertasking

I think I'll do all right as a weirder niche character. Although picking a name will be problem since Taskmaster is already taken.

[Kevin Perry]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Creation

So I get to play god? Sounds pretty good to me.

[John Price]

Ahem. So I did. I guess I picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Guardian

[James Brooks]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Form_Manipulation

Do I even really need to be on a team? Titans I guess.

[Daniel Garcia]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortal_Cloning

Nice. I'll definitely go Justice League, much more heroic, much less soap opera.

I'd prefer X-men to the Teen Titans but boring is probably better than dead.

[Noah Murphy]

Also, fuck joining any teams when I'm god. I can create my own if I want.

[Carter Campbell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathogen_Manipulation

Nah man, the Sentinels kill me.

[Ayden Rodriguez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Mimicry
>Milk Mimicry
Oh for fucks sake. I'm probably literally eaten by the blob, so I guess I'll go titans and hope I at least get an honorable death being decapitated by Slade or something.

[Benjamin Cox]

user, you do realize the soul purpose of the Titans is to die on double-page spreads, right?
With the X-Men if you last a year you'll be relegated to Wallpaper status.

[Owen Harris]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Whip_Generation

I'll do fine. Hell, I'd probably make a great team with Raven.

[Owen Gray]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wish_Embodiment
....huh
Can I grant my own wishes?
It doesn't specify.

[Brayden Lopez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerial_Communication

>non combat ability
>have to choose between the X-Men or the Teen Titans, both notorious for getting their noncombatants killed

fuck this, I'm going solo

[Brody Martinez]

Some of them end up with a fate worse than death.

[Wyatt Adams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Head_Physiology

JUST

I'll just fit right in with the rest of the fucking X-Men losers.

jesus christ

[Owen Mitchell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Periodic_Table_Powers

Fuck X-Men and Teen Titans, i'll become a villain

[Jaxson Smith]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation

Holy shit

[Lincoln Carter]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Beam_Emission

So is this just shootin shit or any type of variation possible?

also X-men

[Nathan James]

>that Romeo and Juliet advert
SYMBOLISM

[Luke Wood]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Element_Manipulation

Cool as fuck , I get to be a paladin and purify the earth and banish evil

teen titans for sure

Banish the fuck out of trigon or die and resurrect trying

[Camden Morales]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Inducement
I mean, I'll probably survive

[Robert Kelly]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Restoration

>fix issues in the timeline.
>join the Teen Titans
>Become the guy who cleans up all the Flash's fucking messes.

Call me Kid Quo. Or something equally dumb. I'll just fix timeline problems when shit goes all Flashpoint Paradox.

[Xavier Myers]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unimind
Doesn't matter but I'd go with Titans because they seem less depressing to be around.

[Zachary Miller]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Gravity?useskin=oasis
Seems pretty neat, and op. I guess I'd join the Avengers, but only do I can get the chance to wear that sweet X-men uniform

[Thomas James]

CHOOSE MARVEL
FIND SPIDERMAN

[Landon Gomez]

>Immortality bestowal
>Do you survive
Fuck yeah. Everyone will protect me so I will grant them immortality after the years end.
And I pick xmen/avengers.

[Colton Cox]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Expanding_Energy_Bolts
I'll be a Teen Titan, this shit is more rare in DC. It would probably be hard not to kill people with it though.

[Jaxson White]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dust_Manipulation
Sounds simply handy at first. Like "Oh boy, I can clean my house super easy now!"
But reading it it's a legit power with a fair amount of showmanship.

Titans, I can not and ill not be assed to go to pro-mutie rallies.

[Easton Reyes]

Psychic Falsification
Power/Ability to:

Alter information received by psychics.
X-men internship. Guess ive got it r-right guys?

[Cooper Sullivan]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lifeless_Continuation

[Justin Reyes]

Sigh. Great.

Thanks OP.

Now I got a new ship on my hands...

[Wyatt Green]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Wave_Emission
Sure, why not? Also internship at the Teen Titans

[Eli Sanchez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Resistance
I'll hook up with the Titans so I can join the Justice League. It's time for maximum determination.

[Matthew Gomez]

I pick X-Men

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Dependent_Physiology

[Austin Davis]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

So I'm basically a god. An all-knowing, invincible god. I'll join the Teen Titans. They seem to be more accustomed to people with great, non-science related powers like mine. I also may relate to someone like Raven.

[Zachary Thompson]

I got the powers of this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=OUrz4CtGuOM

[Brody Lee]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Copper_Manipulation
Eh, can't I use this to find copper and get rich instead?

[Chase Garcia]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting_Field_Projection

Avengers, this power screams X-men to me. I think i could survive, though this is the kind of power that might get me pulled into X-force, which would not help my odds.

[Benjamin Hernandez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hatred_Embodiment

I could probably pull off a cool team up with the Hulk. I'm fine with macking on mutant women for a year. I just have to worry about orgasming. Xavier could probably even give me the proper tutelage so I can prevent my hatred from consuming me then Banner could teach me to always keep some hatred 'in the pocket'.

[Hunter Cook]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Physiology

Oh god, I became a touhou. I won

[Grayson Moore]

>Energy Matter Manipulation

>The user has control over a substance with the properties of both energy and matter.

>The user can convert any energy and/or matter to this energy-matter substance.

Fuck it, I could easily hang with the heavy hitters in the JLA.

[Bentley Wilson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Handicapability?useskin=oasis
Join the X-Men and hit leadership status in no time

[Aaron Cooper]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Perception

>The power to perceive destiny. Sub-power of Destiny Manipulation and Causality Perception. Variation of Precognition.
>Capabilities

>The user can sense the fate of themselves and others: they can see if they, or others, are meant to be loved, hated, rich, poor or even meant to die.

>Users of this can also see whether they or others are fated to be good or evil.

I foresee my own death, right? Just after I walk through the doo-

[Jose Murphy]

You could always join Alpha Flight.

[Daniel Foster]

>Memory Manipulation
So I guess I can like, Loony Tunes memories out of thin air?
So I just go around dropping rollercoasters and airplanes and shit on people?

I mean, I imagine I survive, but I'd probably end up with the misfit bunch who all have stupid/dangerous powers.

[Michael Price]

>join Justice League
>follow Constantine around and nullify his contracts

:^)

[Ian Johnson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nano-Active_Blood

NANOMACHINES

That said, I guess the TT would suit me.

[Jaxon Roberts]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Embodiment
yeah i'd just fuck all the supervillains

[Colton Anderson]

your a horrible person

i love it

[Ayden Allen]

>yeah i'd just fuck all the supervillains

[Colton Hughes]

Stow it, flatscan.

[Lucas Butler]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rhythm_Intuition

I'm the whitest black person in the world. I'm quitting this before I start.

[Kevin Stewart]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Defense_Break
Holy shit, I can kill everyone.

[Chase Phillips]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bacteria_Kingdom_Embodiment?useskin=oasis
What can I do with this?

[David Adams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumption_Psychometry
I'ma stay in DC with this one. I probably survive because with this power I probably never leave the crime lab or whatever the hell the Titans call it.

[Noah Sanders]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Attacks?useskin=oasis

Sweet. I get to be a super paladin and smite evil. Justice league.

[Josiah Ward]

Become the world's best microbiologist.

[Carter Lopez]

...

[Aiden Smith]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Lordship

well then

[Eli Rivera]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Sustenance
meh depends on how op the writers make me.

[Lucas White]

Then the good people turn in you because "it should be their choice to be good", and status quo prevails.

[Brandon Ross]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation

I'd join and found the Justice League of Avengers and marry WinterWing.

[Xavier Cook]

we should team up

[Nathan Turner]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Embodiment
da fuck is this? really? i'm the most realistic/pessimistic person i know, and positive power is just total shit.

[Anthony Gutierrez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Inversion

There is already too much time fuckery in the X-Men, so I'm going with the Titans.
Also I would name myself either Rewind or Back Track.

[Grayson Hall]

You lack imagination,frankly if i'm reading this correctly this could be pretty damn op. Also your a faggot who will never achieve happiness.

[Dominic Rogers]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Force-Field_Wall_Generation

I'm not particularly strong or skilled at combat but I can help others who are.

Strong support ability at the least. At it's most mundane I can prevent harm to others or myself, at a high level of skill I suppose I could use my barriers to hold things in place or trap foes, stop an object from causing further arm within another's body or even suffocate fires, and cause bodily harm by encasing internal organs in forcefields etc.

[Asher Wood]

Maybe your power is the absorption of negative emotions and energies and thats how you make people positive and happy. By simply being yourself. faggot

[Carter Thompson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ancestral_Evocation

I'd pick Avengers and I dunno if I'd survive the X-men, but meh I like what I got I'd honestly like to stay there and become a history teacher.

[Jayden Flores]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reactive_Adaptation

Well, huh. Instantly adapting to tolerate our counterbalance whatever you're up against? I like this. Wonder how I'd fair against Galactus?

Think I'll go with the X-men. I don't want to have to look forward to dealing with Batman's issues..

[Easton Rogers]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Splitting
Niggas, I ain't dying. TT/JL it is.

[Jordan Hall]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Supernatural_Powers_and_Abilities?useskin=oasis
Huh, well that's a whole lot of nothing.

[Aiden Russell]

Happiness can be only achieved with tons of money, u fucktard.
And this power is fucking useles for me. Why the hell do I need to make other meatbags happy.
You guys damn idiots.

[Isaac Hernandez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Breath
>The user is able to manipulate the life-force in their lungs in a way that allows them to shape it into bursts, streams, spheres or mist of life-force from the mouth.
May I join JSA instead of Titans?

[Dylan Jackson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Over?useskin=wikiamobile&cb=2260

This power really seems like something that a person that the JLA or the Avengers would be fighting against would have.

[Ethan Perry]

I would rather be in the JL but I gotta go Xmen cause my powers are basically useless.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

[Luis Edwards]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxikinetic_Creature_Creation

Can I get internship for Nextwave?

[Adam Lewis]

No because I got sharpshooting as a power and every dumbfuck in comics hates killing.

[Zachary Miller]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vaewolf_Physiology

This sounds like an incredibly stupid donut steel, can I just stay home?