How to get a gf in your cunt?

How to get a gf in your cunt?

Snd frand rekuwest 2 skool frand who haz vegene, if she axcept den sexy time

show my 1 feet pinus

be rich

>be a normie
>install tinder

be attractive, sociable and/or rich

>that fucking image

hilarious i don't care if it's photoshopped

>tfw you will never get the chance to show your 1 feet penus

>Deaikei site
>Buy women or have free sex with them

Shit

Just be yourself

get a decent gf?
>have a decent career and decent living space
>be healthy
>be strong minded
get a shitty gf?
>breathe
>have piss poor standards

If someone knows I'd be glad to hear it

no idea...

>get a decent gf?
>have a decent career and decent living space
This is what betas think. My gf is a lawyer and we've been together for almost 3 years. She graduated last year and I'm not gonna graduate this useless degree ever. I'm on 8th year I think
However I have a long hair and I play guitar in a band. Most of my time I spend on shit posting, smoking weed, drinking and playing on gigs if there's any.

Be chad

>Be turbo-normie
>Use social media
>Watch the (trash) movies
>Enjoy the (trash) comedy shows
>Obsess over artists
>Have branded items such as iPhone, H&M clothes, Starbucks coffee
Settle, instant gf
Looks don't matter, usually just a cheery personality and some cash to spare

Jus b urself.
Worked for me.

Don't be autistic :^)

>Have branded items such as iPhone, H&M clothes, Starbucks coffee
>H&M
>branded
That's cheap teen clothing.
I dress in Hugo Boss, Van Lier, PME Legend etc

Got girls liking me, I don't like them.

the fuck am I supposed to know that? Girls are awful people

Just pop down to the rubbity or the RSL and scope out a shiela. they're always there for the keno, so you just squelch up real smooth, and talk about your farm property or do a little flexin' and a few eyebrow wiggles, they'll get the message

just go to the gym bro

Nothing wrong with h&m jeans desu tho

Except I don't fit them. I wear C&A jeans, as I fit them.
I know PME has jeans I fit, but fuck paying €100+ for jeans.

I don't know. I don't even know how you make friends in this country.

what does that mean, are you fat or something

>but fuck paying €100+ for jeans.
In quality they don't differ at all. I still wear some 20€ h&m jeans I've bought almost 10 years ago.

My ass isn't flat, like most men.

That's why I buy C&A, they cost only €30-40.

Up in Newcastle they have very strange mating habits.
All the young women of Newcastle
walk down the main street
which is called Hunter Street
for reasons that will become obvious.
All the young men of Newcastle
drive down Hunter Street
in their hot FJ Holdens
with chrome plated grease nipples
and double reverse
overhead twin cam door handles,
sitting eight abreast in the front seat,
and they lean out of the window
and say real cool things to the sheilas
on the footpath, like 'Aah g'day'.
And every now and then, of course,
one of the young ladies thinks to herself
> mmmmmm
she thinks
> hmmmm

>My ass isn't flat, like most men.
Same

yeah, teen stuff since dating's usually done in their teens till early 20's, by 25, 26 they usually get married and all of a sudden not care about fashion at all

Be good looking
inb4
>"I'm good looking but I can't find anyone because autism!"
No, you're just ugly

just be everything i'm not

Cute, smart and polite?

In middle school I bent over to get a drink of water from a fountain and a black girl told me I had b00ty. She was fine as fuck.

>Hugo Boss
Wow the 90's called

Did you fuck?

I usually get pinched in the ass by qts in the club.
#metoo

big bois unite
ass so fat my mates like to slap it and play with it but in their words, they're not gay

This was in middle school before any growth spurts so she was like 5 inches taller than me.

Post pic
>no homo

It's a good brand for a nice suit or coat. It makes the ladies wet.

>big bois
I'm fit (not /fit/). My ass is muscle on muscle.

that only makes it worse that you didn't fucc

So?

Savages

oh shit I'm sorry

How about you take off that jabroni outfit and we settle this right here?

you get completely wasted and wake up at someones bed and then you maybe start doing it more often until you decide not to do it with other people

You're just a weak cunt that doesn't want to be dominated buy a black girl.

Hugo boss makes quality products no matter what decade

anyone here wishing they were a finn ?

No shit, I regret it completely. Anyone have that webm of the guy being bullied by that curly-haired amazon?

No, I enjoy my coffee and drop (salmiakki) without a crippling depression.

why
h
y

Maybe among plebs
Honestly If you find a girl like that, not really gf material after 1 night.

yes, at least I'd have an excuse to be socially retarded, I would be able to collect neetbux too

I wish I was f r e n c h so I could go
h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n h o n

And I mean you don't get gf things with girl on one nightstand

you just need some practice

how to enjoy coffee without crippling depression ?

among normal people, i don't know how nerds do it

I have gf'd one night stands before, whats wrong with it?

Just be tall.

Stop blaming your height for your lack of success with women, manlet

I am not a nerd. I've never had a contact with nightstands afterwards.
I don't know they just seem easy. Same thing with tinder. I don't go think them as future gf's

STOP IT

>you get completely wasted
Done that
>wake up at someones bed
Done that too but I usually woke up alone

How tall are you?

194cm

>how to enjoy coffee without crippling depression ?
Having someone in your life that gets you and loves you for who you are, then drink coffee.

No, you manlet.

>dude just-

DIE

I've had one night stands that I absolutely regretted but some of them were cool and we dated, some one night stands were actually really cool from the beginning, meaning the night leading to sex was very nice and we connected or whatever, sex is overrated anyway.

Pretend to be suicidal because of trump and all the anti immigration voices in the media.

Or just install "generic fuck app" and eat pussy for a few minutes

Why?

DELEETE THIS

>lol bro just bee urself
Fuck off.

but coffee gives bad breath so if I have someone I like I'm more likely to drink tea so that we can kiss all day long

I'm a kissless virgin you stupid manlet

>kiss all day long

...

>felix_doubt.jpg
I'll get to it later

>coffee makes you smell
Don't you guys put garlic in everything?

I am this user I've always had regrets when one nights even when I was single.

garlic smells good

>I am not a nerd. I've never had a contact with nightstands afterwards.
>I've never had a contact with nightstands afterwards.
>nightstands

Someone that truly likes you doesn't care.

Also, I've never been that intimate with that girl. She had to go before we got to that point. Haven't seen her in months now.

that's what happens when you get completely wasted and don't even talk to the girl, or you are too embarassed in the morning to give her round 2 and form some sort of connection, sex like that is meaningless and gross I agree.

maybe because you smelled of cold coffee

Ebin :D
> sex like that is meaningless
That's right

...

I hate all of you. Lucky motherfuckers

not all one night stands are like that though

She smelled like sweat and old coffee too.

Better have nobody, than having someone that's on the other side of the planet.

I have never held hands with a girl.

never met a woman who smelled like sweat

you know nothing of suffering, lucky normalshit

Yeah I know. But here they're more or less how you described
>you get completely wasted
Probably talk like max 1h at the bar with the girl before going fugging.

You want a bitch?
Just be a normie

You want a gf?
Look angry for four eyes from the end of the room to her, then you will lay ontop of her with crossed arms while you thrust the icy spear into the gates of temptation

That's what they do after walking all day in a city in summer, while wearing a woollen sweater.

>Look angry for four eyes from the end of the room to her, then you will lay ontop of her with crossed arms while you thrust the icy spear into the gates of temptation

are you dating your mom ?