What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is this?

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Vice Admiral Holdo

Shes holding the saber so fuckin weird. Shes gonna burn her dang finger off

DJ

Yes, that's the name of his character.

No, it's not. It's the codename they used for him on set. He doesn't have a name. Read the damn article.

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Brother and Sister.

That's a great shot.

They are getting pretty good with the CGI.

A Mary Sue.

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>Nevertheless, she did persist!
>The Resistance is female!
>This is what rebellion looks like!

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

Is she her daughter in-universe?

so hot

I would literally suck the milk from her tits everyday

my dick

I have a bad feeling about this.

I thought he was grabbing her tit at first.

COTTAGE CHEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEE!!!
>captcha: STOP STOP

She's her lover.

>mirin her traps

You just KNOW.

How's her foot game

Aren't force ghosts blue?

>anakin's lightsaber

pure architecture

She got some gains. Not so skinny finally.

You just know

>the adventures of space lesbo and her hairy lesbo roommate

"hi, this is rey and chewie, and welcome to mtv cribs"

man i hate star wars now.

not even joking, its just dead.

secret jedi move, lightsaber joggin

Rey's not that hairy.

shes really been working the shakeweight

>an opera
>in an opera

exposed pits, cleavage and calves?

Kino.

Ridley has snakebite tits though, we have all seen them.

A MaRey Sue.

>get leibowitz to do a shoot
>looks like something taken by a pleb with a phone
bravo annie

>tfw chewie got cucked out of his best friend's ship

A qt

wow, another case of aliens that are not human wear human clothes and adjusted to human traditions.

Shes gonna burn her fingers off if she keeps holding the lightsaber that way

so how pissed are you going to be when they reveal shes actually a man?

This look great but it doesn't look Star Wars.

Would that mean /poltv/ wouldn't be butthurt about the sequels having a female lead anymore?

Based brap poster

neither does tfa. they're not meant to

So he's in Marvel AND in Star Wars? Are these two franchises going to cross into each other eventually?

>Vanity Fair
>Force FX lightsaber
NOPE

I see it already. First movie is her being better Luke than Luke, second movie is her being better Han than Han, third movie is her being the baby Jesus himself.

Then what are they supposed to be?

So is Finn going to be running around and jumping everywhere with a giant healing gash across his back?

Space Mexican cowboy

looks shopped

Well shit that actually looks cool. First cool thing I ever saw in nuT.

Which Doctor Who episode is that?

They've all been edited to hell and back especially

if another lightsabre came and struck that one, her knuckle would get sliced right off.

contemporary, marvel-esque, mass-market-appeal films with recognisable images/icons like lightsabers, stormtroopers, the falcon, etc

marvel garnished with star wars

kek that's some weird proportions on her.

to be 100% honest looks like a little child playing wit her toy sword

>looks like a little child
So that's why Sup Forums finds her sexually attractive

She's a wide gal

Meanwhile, we get Fat Solo in the next standalone film.

at least she is showing boobs what little she has

This is some prequel levels of shit.

itt: plebs

It's pronounced Deej

For you.

Fat Solo?

A Bothan in a kimono?

i think he means the black less hairy chewbacca replacement.

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Jedi youngling training routines, presumably

Is that thing on the far right an alien or just an Asian?

What episode is this from?

Her hair's pretty stupid looking, tbf

Trying for iconic and ending up with Olive Oil.

LAURA DERN?

He's gonna get a cool medical suit.

Really milking that art deco aesthetic.

This looks all wrong. Why are aliens dressing like it's the Edwardiand Era? Is this a space movie or My Fair Lady? It just seems lazy. Can you imagine this in the OT?

they making a 5th Element reboot?

Awful. Fucking Prequel-tier

I like it. Even if you exclude the prequels not everyone in the galaxy has to look like a space peasant. There has to be an upper class somewhere.

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FUCK RIAN JOHNSON AND HIS PREQUEL FAGGOTRY

garbage, a dead franchise, were it all went wrong, boring, fail derp.
if you want something done right do it your dam self.

So is she meant to be the new han solo AND luke?

mmmmmm those titties...

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No, she is just Rey, the new protagonist of the new Star Wars trilogy.

based mmmmmm those titties... poster

Why is she sitting in Han's chair then if she's so new?

So it's good?

It's not Star Wars, it's just fan-fiction. Not George, not canon. Don't give a fuck about rights either.

They really should have let Poe get the Falcon, like in the rumors. If Rey becomes the successor to Luke, Han and Leia combined then there is no point in having any other characters in this trilogy.

And people still say she isn't some deviant-art tier Mary Sue self-insert.

KINO

yes. she is now the captain of the millennium falcon, instead of the guy who was its copilot and second-in-command for over 4 decades