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I wonder where the lads are now edition

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its not arrogant

living in other countries is very good for your development
Oscar Wilde said "travel broadens the mind".

I don't like 'banter'
I don't like gimmicks
I don't like slags
I'm not a racist
I am not a sexist

Dick widens the anus. - Oscar Wilde

Never realised how dysfunctional my family was until yesterday. An argument that would've been settled in a couple hours at home utterly obliterated a relationship I was in. While dealing with the fallout of my relationship dying, my family started arguing with each other over the most petty shit and they turned to me to try to help them. This morning everything's back to the way it was and the argument is now just a joke that they'll drop every now and then.

I really don't know how to feel about this. I think my family have fucked me up socially because I now explode at the tiniest thing with the "foresight" that it'll be considered dealt with and forgotten in a few hours, but then it turns out that it never actually is.

I think you're overthinking it lad.
You need to address these problems.
You should just go. Be the bold adventurer. It will change your life

youtu.be/SaJMiKQx27U
>yanks

love varrock
hate falador
simple as

Same

Should I watch Interstellar?

if you're going to go to another country don't go to the UK. never understood japs obsession with the UK desu

latest star wars is actually wank

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roaring

You didn't like The Matrix moment and the Superman moment and Luke being the exact opposite of his character?

umm... to be adult it is needed for me to make a certain deed...anyway I try to consult with my parents.
They necessarily agree to it.

Me? I'm an Edgeville kinda guy thanks.

is this a serious blogpost or are you just shitposting?

if it's real you need to just sit back and switch off around your family lad and address your own problems. Undo the bad wiring. Listen to Marcus

never realised how great my parents were until i went to uni

a solid 60% of my peers are basketcases, and the rest are probably just good at hiding it.
im by far the most emotionally stable person in my year and im a Sup Forums 'tismo

its a sad state of affairs and dont even get me started on the international students - most foreign family dynamics are just irrevocably fucked

the people who enjoy these movies are the most cretinous insects imaginable

Just wish that Britain and the Commonwealth still had a deep connection with eachother, still saw eachother as friends. Not as half forgotten distant relatives.

why do they all sound gay?
what is this?

yeah definitely

Anyone chimp out over Runescape as a young child here? I can still remember dying in the wild with my full rune and dragon sword to a level 30ish mage when I was like level 80. I don't know how I got that far without knowing anything about prayers or the best food.

I've been laughing all day over hobo Luke sucking dem titties

If you are a brainlet Scot or southern Irish gtfo out of this high iq thread

haha yeah and hamsters

.

when i was a child i had a fever

my hands felt just like tuba loons

Hey what do you say by that pic?plz tell me

just woke up lads

hate yanks
hate chinks
hate pajeets

simple as

is daddy's girls having fun?

let daddy take a picture

Anyone got any rural land to sell me?
Of course I'll pay £10,000 per acre for it, that is the going rate nowadays

Could give you directions to any town in Runescape but not me own town.

the yank accent makes you sound bent

yes but know if you end up considering it "deep" or "emotionally moving" you are a brainlet

It's a serious blogpost. That the thing, I only became of the bad wiring yesterday, when it was too late. I'm already working on undoing it, but the damage is done and I hate that.

Do you hate us?

they do

t. west indian

haven't seen TFA

won't be seeng TLJ

what goes on in ancoma

brown person alert

The picture is of a virgin man who got so angry about being a virgin that he killed several people.

was never much of an MMO fan
only played WoW a bit

cunt

Then go to the former colony and say "let me work for your farm" then you can finally be a slave.

complimenting you as a supreme gentleman. ignore the other poster he's trolling

same

never seen Star Wars and yes that does make me better than you

Ireland's low IQ is a result of brain drain. Dublin fucked that nation to hell and back.

nasally Y*nk voice combined with heavy Soy intake and tight ill fitting clothing

Fuck sakes

Fried if mine slept in my bed after a house party....kissed her this morning. Shouldn't have done that eek

Awew

Please don't tell me jokes which I cannot tell from the realities.

>Most modern phones are thinner than a RAZR
>They have a lot more features
But why do I miss when phones were like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZsRxJaa4ZpM

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to toil I go (in 24 hours)

now you have herpes

That isn't a joke. His name is Elliott Roger.

black pudding in blankets is very nice. make some to go alongside your pigs.

who is this jap and what does he want lads

Me too, had a week off free from toilberg's schemes

had that phone. was great.

he's trolling you

>Elliott Roger
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings
This one?

he is very famous around here friend
it's the truth

>brother in law asks if i'm going to see black panther at the cinema

Felt like he was testing me for racism

Fucking J*panese monkeys

Europeans/Mediterraneans have magaluf
Australia has Bali
America has Mexico(?)
What does Japan have?

any rodge man in?

Yes.

he's joining in on this friendly british culture discussion thread no bully

I am just one of Japs, the dogs of your empire and latter betrayer, lol.

*raises wine glass*

i'm in a fair amount of pain right now

can't dodge the rodge

Your family has probably sussed you out and they're talking about it to each other behind your back.

>when you're a jap but you accidentally end up in the British international thread on Sup Forums

Skinny birds with no curves and an ape like appearance

he's here

watch this bro *grabs throat* *makes gurgling noises* *dies*

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so was you're mam when we tried anal lmao

that's actually my cat

umm i think you're thinking of americans sweetie

That's not it my dad is openly racist and wouldn't care

Love pints
Hate japs

End of.

lol, but it's "the same same" that you fap by HENTAIs in which Japs fuck very beautiful girls whose figures pretend to be white.

this film was crazy

love everything about that photo. what a freak show.

Taiwan?
Okinawa?
Southern Japan?
Japanese people don't like things outside of Japan or extremely dissimilar to Japan

Genuinely depresses me knowing that the number of pakis and niggers in Britain will only increase.

things i like

>mummy
>pints
>the internet
>anime
>/brit/
>yummy food
>my cat

things i dislike

>toil
>wogs
>normingtons
>bad weather
>the winter

the more i read about British economic history the angrier I get
we would prefer to be a poor country with an overvalued currency than a wealthy nation with an undervalued currency.

this film went from thriller to horror in the last 20 minutes

Is this the same Japanese chap who likes trains?

alri rorke

PLEASE have sex

plz sell me weapons, ご主人様

He's right. The Japs were our allies but then they turned on us.