Why do terrorist attacks never happen in Australia?

why do terrorist attacks never happen in Australia?

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who?

abos are too stupid to be capable of hate

Discipline

(Lindt forgotten?)

Because wrong hemisphere.

it would be like throwing ice cubes at the sun.

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They have

Also, our police are on the game and monitor Mosques and Muslims 24/7; they snatch up people as soon as they start planning something

What the fuck is an Australia?? Sounds retarded whatever it is

>2014 Sydney hostage siege
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Sydney_hostage_crisis

It's your shitposting brother.

this is literally the first time I've ever seen an abbo with downs syndrome

There is no political need to create mass panic - the population has already been disarmed.

me too, I mean, every abbo is stupid enough to be a downy but they never actually properly have it

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Thought it was just an average abo tbph.

You mean retarded sister?

I can't believe I forgot about this

Militarize the spiders and they'd be unstoppable.

How many ice cubes would you need to turn the sun off

even normal abos look like frogs. they have tiny torsos and very long limbs.

We've had at least 2.
But generally our police aren't sjw cucks that pretend that islam is le religun of peese.
We have police constantly undercover in mosques, finding out all these arab cunts plans, then they do raids on those faggots houses at like 5 in the morning.
They've arrested countless would-be terrorists. They're doing what America and Europe authorities are too cucked to do.

I love when stupid tourist go to the outback without a guide and enter an aboriginal community, they get brutality raped and robbed.

They had one last year where a muzzie shot up a shop.

There was that one hostage situation some time this year or last year. Other than that because border control is easy, it's an island far away from any political situations.

that depends on how many lions you have access to

Might be because of their No Fuckin Way rule.

Aren't biker gangs (of all fucking things) the biggest threat to the Australian public, or is that a media lie bleeding into my beliefs?

>90% White.

They are amassing their forces for an attach

Our police are very very anti Muslim. They fucking hate them. They're also mostly angry violent cunts. They are on top of potential happenings and shut them down early. Mosques are spied on 24/7 . It's just not worth trying anything here, save the effort for Eurabia

I dont expect OP to be aware of Australian events but you nedd to educate yourself.

Operation Appleby does a good job of weeding most islamists out.

However look at the bungled attack on Merrylands cop shop last week.

Numan Haider trying to stabbing two cops and trying to behead one cop in Melbourne last year.

That toe rag muzzie shooting up outside Parramatta police station.

The foiled plot to run down members of the public and behead police at Anzac Day 2014 in Melbourne.

The Lindt cafe siege.

There'll be shitloads more.

Also, was talking with a mate about this last night. Be only a matter of time before something major happens. Alls those butthurt edgelord Lebbo's in Sydney's west.

>The Lindt cafe siege.
This shit was fun for a day anyways.

I don't know how any Sup Forumsock can't remember it.

Nothing worth blowing up.

don't fuck with a biker's shit and you're usually better off. the media of course hates them

We are a highly controlled socialist country with a low population no guns huge welfare state. And far from middle east with anti immigration ex prime ministers

Emu's keep their shit safe.

They be emu farmers motherfuckers.

I love our police desu

Bikies just distribute the methamphetamine brought in by the actual threat (asian criminal syndicates).

Bikies themselves don't really do shit except sell meth and occasionally kill each other over it.

Fucking what?
Australia has had many terrorist attacks.
theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/17/police-launch-melbourne-counter-terrorism-raids-linked-to-cairns-arrests

I love my Ausbros but you are wrong when you state Australia doesn't have terrorist attacks.

Legitimately they're have been a lot of muslim attacks planned but our police are good at stopping them.

Best example on the top of my head some shit skins planned to behead people on Australia day, yet they were stopped. Lindt cafe was a fuckup but we had an eye on him because he threatened to kill a politician.

1) Far less Muslims than Europe or the US (Higher % than the US but It only takes a handful of them to pull an attack and the US has far more)
2) Despite shitty reputation of Western Sydney, the Muzzies in Australia are richer and more educated than most in Europe, making them less likely to be radical
3) Our Federal Police don't fuck around

Fucking degenerate leaf

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Going to australia is a fate worse than death.

The last happening I can remember from was the hostage coffee shop incident back in 2014.

I dont expect much happenings in australia

>never been around an abo before
they do nothing but hate.

We keep em down with our riots.

Whens the next cronulla cunts? Been a while since I've smashed a leb

I'm sure most Abos are bro tier

This.

You can't do it, hydrogen fuels stars.

Because we shoot the boats before they get anywhere near our shores.

Says the fucking leaf

That shit was like 2 streets away from me.
It was awesome

No one fuckin cares about terrorisim here
>be in Uni lab
>bomb threat called in
>everyone laughing, go back to work

Even the federal police officers on campus took it as chill as hell, had a coffee with a few of them

With the way their teeth is i'd imagine they'd be pretty ornery.

THAT BOY GOOD!!!

And if it does explode, it's just a bit of banter, right?

Why was he so sneaky bros?

They probably tried but most likely got eaten by the local wildlife

most abos are WHITE CUNT TOOK ME LAND REEEEE

So do I. They are pretty based.

wasn't it because you shitcunts stopped the boats?

can't do much about the chinese buying all your farmland apparently.

i thought it was

WHERES MUH FACKING PETROL?

No one cares if a criminal dies.

no it's more like

LEAVE ME THA FUK ALONG I'M SLEEP HERE BECAUSE THE ROAD IS WARM REEEEEEE

probably hahaha, I'd knock off to the pub. During the Lindt siege a few mates and I were at a party and barely payed attention

>never happen

Are abbos dumber than nigs?

Sounds insensitive

>asian guy at least i get a break now
>STRONK INDEPENDENT FEMALE WOMAN blubbering.

Because nobody wants to go there.

>too stupid to acquire, assemble and distribute the likes of explosives and firearms among themselves in a secretive manner for use in terrorism

ftfy
all they do is hate everything, but they're far too stupid to do anything large scale

I don't know, it's not like we don't have crazy muslims living in their own communities either, I've personally seen a muslim riot in the sydney cbd a couple years ago but not much happened in reality outside of a couple of assaults but it felt pretty crazy at the time. Maybe we're just next on the list

Hate is pretty fucking tiring desu but someone has to do it

It depends, would you throw it at night?

Australian review brah?

Lindt siege?

They send all the muzzies coming from indonesia to cannibal islands to be eaten.

Its a good strategy.

australia doesnt exist anymore.
the people are secretly reigned by emu jews.
there public enforcers are dropbears.
freedom is ded.
the jewish bird with out flight has won.

nuke australia now.
its the best we can do for them.
mudslimes dont attack countries that are already lost.

what's the point, everything else wants to kill you anyways.

i like his shoes

>All they do is hate everything
Stop fucking lying, they LOVE petrol.

But enough mass would cause it to collapse in on itself.

lindt cafe burgers
>praise allah that got the fag manager

our police are based

>one night hear crash and bang outside followed by screaming
>look outside
>two black vans with about 7 police cars pulled up around them
>guys in full on swat gear come out dragging muzzies behind them
>one looks around for media then kicks one in the jaw
>sheila cop says "serves you right fuckhead"
>later find out they were going to commit a terrorist attack

unlike europeans we don't wait until a terrorist attack happens to kick the shit out of muslims

lol, the land is still there? they're free to fuck off to the outback any time they like, am I wrong?

Nah those cunts are alright. They keep to themselves.

Muslims are chaotic evil.

Aborigines are chaotic neutral.

It honestly depends. I went to school with a couple abos who were pretty chill, but the ones who snort petrol all day and run the tent embassies can get fucked.