What the fuck Bruce?

What the fuck Bruce?

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you can't help but feel sorry for the little guy

he's busy trying to figure out more important things, young man.

Dident you know user there was retroactivity no positivity in the new 52

Nnnnope.

thanks, Doc

>Alfred isn't even there to cut the cake
;_;

being Damien sucks ass in any universe

You forgot the panel right next it where he's inexplicably smiling like a fucking maniac.

>feel sorry for Damian Wayne
Pfft!

>You forgot the panel right next it where he's inexplicably smiling like a fucking maniac.
little guy finally lost it

Why? He deserves it, he probably was out all day because birthdays are stupid and they left him that there

>feel sorry for Damian Wayne
All he wants is a family

Why should I feel sorry for someone who doesn't have to share his cake?

This is just ridiculous. Even if Dick somehow misses his birthday, he has his own cast of characters.

>You forgot the panel right next it where he's inexplicably smiling like a fucking maniac
He probably realized he has no friends and is planning to go bully the Teen Titans into letting him in

>told his father he should have stayed dead
>doesn't show any gratitude after the entire batfamily went to planet hell to resurrect him
>fuck offs around with his """""new family""""

He was too proud to tell or remind anyone about his birthday.

He has just chosen that if no one want him in their team he's going to build his own team, with black jack and hookers.
In fact, forget the team

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>Don't worry Alfred. This is how I spent MY birthday parties when I was young

>told his father he should have stayed dead
oh noes he has unresolved daddy issues because any boy in his position wouldn't and the last time they hung out Bats spent most of his time arguing with Talia.
>doesn't show any gratitude after the entire batfamily went to planet hell to resurrect him
He hugged his father then went to repay his dept to humanity he has no time and would you really want to hang with Tim or Jason for an extended period of time?

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What comic this happen

Damian's probably being an edgy cunt and doing this by himself even though Alfred and Bruce wanted to surprise him

rebirth

Rebirth. You should be able to find it in the archive

Alfred and Bruce were looking into three Jokers.

Possibly.
Now I feel sorry for all the folks that showed up for the party

Birthday's have a purpose whether Damien realizes it or not though. Just having someone there to show that they care about him personally would have meant a lot to him deep down.

>It'll build character, and instill in him a desire for vengeance

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Thir Teen it's happened now he will go through puberty and start jacking off EVERYWHERE

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>gordon has transcended his mortal shell due to his desire to rape the joker

you think Damien will jack it to fetish porn featuring mothers hatefucking their husbands and sons?

Honestly, I'm not.

Jason pls,

Scott Snyder Pls.

Superdaddy is now DC'S number one Dad-

He's busy trying to figure out which photo of the Joker to use as his next wallpaper.

>Not even "Happy Birthday" or "Best Wishes"
>The cake literally just reads "13"
>Not even "You're 13 Today"
>Just the number "13"

I'm fucking dying over here.

>What the fuck Bruce
because batman is an idealistic cowardly pussy who ..fucks clowns.

it has happy birthday written on it

You just know he used some of Bat-allowance to buy cake for himself.

Look again it says "Happy 13th Birthday".

Kind of hard to make out since the text blends in with some lines but it's there.

>three Jokers
How is Batman's dick taking all this?

You would think the award of biggest pussy would go to Batman,

You Used To Be Amazing . Now Your Just A dick Bruce.

I just thought Bruce came cross as a whiny bitch, not a compelling character.

it's still ridiculous that he has a photo of Joker taking a photo of Barbara's naked body

who took that photo?

The damn bitch Batman is stupid as fuck....i hate him more then i hate Fish Mooney ...

One is for Dick and the other is for Alfred, Damian get to fuck Joker daughter tought

Batman is just as fragile and mentally unstable as the Joker. ...did Bruce's sanity go out the window?

You mean Mr Der R. Tree.

Must be the same window the bat went in at the first issue.

this is just sad but I can't help laughing. At least he's not Jason Todd that's something.

Jason seems like the irresponsible brother who'd let you drink alcohol and gamble...so yeah.

So batman totally sucks.

I bet that it's not even marble cake either, just crappy butter cake.

He smiles because he realized that as an official teenager he is eligible to j--, to *lead*, the Teen Titans.

There are so many things wrong with Batcunt Bruce that I don't know where to start.

Is there a photo of somebody taking that photo
We need to go deeper

As someone who's just getting into capeshit can anyone explain to me why people call Bruce a cunt?

Bruce's worse than Scott Summers.

uh you are seeing this right? He's not even in his own son's birthday!

Damiposting, pay no attention.

Well he's a busy man it's not like he fucks whores while his son is all alone.

>I beg your pardon, master Bruce, but I refuse to stay silent any longer. It's your son's 13th birthday today and you've been glued to the Bat-computer for the better part of the afternoon, going through photos upon photos of that grinning gargoyle, who, and forgive me for being so blunt, you regard more fondly than your own son. This highly deviant behavior you've adopted needs to stop.

Autism, half of all the posts in the thread were done by the same IP

How would you describe Batmans obsession with Joker - I think... that The Joker and Batman had a crush on each other ...

I bet he faps to Joker.

Gay.

What comic. Why is Joker looking so gay?

You have something against love between two gentlemen?

Holy shit!
What an enlightened person!

Like? What?

So Rebirth is like Batman discovering he has a harem?

Thanks anonWhat, he has to cut his own cake? Like a Prole?

The struggle is real.

Please tell me Damien isn't actually 13, because that would be hilarious.

Well said.Respect. Bump.

8999 hours

Batman Smells!

I hate Batman he is a jerk. ..go die batty ...

>mfw he just stole some other kids birthday cake

Given recent events this seems appropriate
Major watchmen spoilers

Alfred, please. You know this takes precedence above all else. Damian is old enough to understand that. I'm currently looking for distinguishing patterns of behavior and variations in physical appearance. For example, the Joker is uncircumcised and his foreskin doesn't pull back and expose the head until he's extremely aroused, so I'm trying to establish if the same can be observed with the other two. This might be the turning point in my investigation, Alfred. Every second counts. Lives are at stake.

Father of the year

>not "You tried"
You had one job.

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There's more people at his birthday than there were at mine.

Wasn't that always the case though?

>no plates
>no forks
>no chairs
>no lights
>no family
>no gifts
Being Damian really is suffering

Has Bruce ever held that title though? Deadshot's a better father than him.

Ah yes Bruce has to find his boyfriends.

Sir, I... I apologize. I didn't realize you had such a, erm, personal stake in the matter. I suppose there's always next year.

He'll suffer even more when Lobdell starts writing Super Sons.

>black haired blue eyed teenage boy harem
>Joker harem

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Damian is gonna be a train wreck post rebirth
enjoy it

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