hey everyone bill burr here with the monday morning podcast
>loud moaning and fucking noises can be heard in the background
h-heheh c-can you hear these noises?..uuuuhh t-the lovely nia is watching a porn parody as a joke
HEY TURN IT DOWN IN THERE
>an angry nigger replies
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHYT BOI BEFO' AH BEAT YO'ASS
>bill sounds nervous
h-heheh...she's with an old friend, such jokers
>the fucking becomes so loud the voices can be heard clearly at this point
-OH YES FUCK ME TYRONE FUCK MA CHOCOLATE HOLEZ TILL AH BLEED NIGGUUUHH OOOOOHHHHH
OH FUCK YES TAKE IT YOU GODDAMN DIRTY HO TAKE DAT BIG BLACK DICK
-YES! YES TYRONE! FUCK ME LIKE THAT LIL WHYT BOI NEVER EVER COULD
>bill sounds nervous and embarrassed to death
h-h-haha t-theyre playing a joke on me, those bastards
>the nigga is about to climax
-OH YEAH! OH GODDAMN ITS COMING YOU HO MAFFUGIN CUMMIN
NOT IN ME NIGGUH GO AND CUM ON DAT LIL CRACKAZ BALD ROUND PATHETIC FUCKIN HEAD
>rushed steps are heard, the door in bills room opens in a hurry
-OOOHH YEAH OH FUG YEAH TAKE IT LIL GINGER BOI FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CUMMING ON MY FUCKING HEAD?? WHAT THE F U C K STOP SHIT SOME GOT IN MY MOUTH GODDAMIT
-ooooh...oooh yeah, ooh fuck, relax lil nigguh s'all ovah now.. u a good lil soldier
>bill can be heard whipping his head and begging the nigger to go
h-h-h-heheh...aaaahhhh...t-the lovely nia and her crazy pranks everyone!
Hey everyone bill burr here with the monday morning podcast
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do you write cuckolding fan fiction often or is this just a one time thing?
poor bill
isn't bill /ourguy/? what happened?
what do you look like
I want to see the face of the person who writes this stuff
ZIP........
like Burr only with 2 black eyes instead of 1
OHH ITS BRUTAL! I'M TELLIN YA!
>whispering
h-hey guys bill burr here with the monday morning podcast uuuhhhh...Y-you might
>stops talking, sounds of him looking around can be heard
you might be wondering uuhh..why im whispering heheh...uuuhhh
>sounds increasingly nervous
heh i-its because the baby is sleeping...uuuhh..and
>suddenly a hellish shriek can be heard in the background
NNNIIIIIIIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh sweet jeesus nononono I was so careful no god please
>furious fast steps can be heard coming up the stairs
NIGGUH YOU BEST NOT BE DOIN YO GAY LIL PODCASS IN DA ATTIC AGAIN
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide
>bill can be heard going through stuff frantically trying to hide
>door busts down
>nia can be heard furiously breathing
WHERE ARE YOU LIL NIGGUH
>starts shuffling through stuff throwing shit around laughing and sniffing
I CAN SMELL YO PASTY LIL WHYT ASS YOU KNOW SMELLZ LIKE WET DOG
>throws some boxes to the side
THERE'S MUH LIL TERRIFIED PIECE O' ASS
NO NIA PLEASE NIANIA D-D-DONT PL-
>podcast goes offline
Married an abusive sheboon that forced him into having what is going to be the ugliest person in existence and then forced him to burn his drums and strangle Cleo to death
Heheh, soo..women huh? hahah...women..theyre, theyre..theyre just crazy y'know?
The other day for example, I was at the grocery st-
>Nia storms the stage in her robe without wearing her wig and furiously starts beating the shit out of bill
YOU DIN DO THE DISHES NIQUH
IM HOME ALONE ALL DAY WITCH'O FUCKIN BABY AN IM BORED NIQUH
YO' JOKES PANDER TO PROBLEMATIC SCUMBAGS NIQUH
CHECK YO' WHITE PRIVILEGE NIQUH
*spits out a mouthful of blood*
>the lovely Nia everyone
>oh god I need to hide
Undeserved kek
Fucking dying.
>>starts shuffling through stuff throwing shit around laughing and sniffing
>I CAN SMELL YO PASTY LIL WHYT ASS YOU KNOW SMELLZ LIKE WET DOG
lel
The lovely Nia shitting on white people:
>Hi there, guys, today the podcast will be broadcast from the attic while I'm in shackles. It's a me-
>*Steps are heard, she approaches with increasing speed and finally opens the door to check on his malnourished prisoner with the harshest of glances before shutting it back to take care of the barbecue fueled by his scorching clothes*
>-taphor for the burdens of married life, h-haha!
>Did I tell you guys I've been losing some weight? I'm 120 lbs now, i-it's just a diet that was recommended by my doctor.
nice
why was this post ignored?
Because I don't give a fuck about it.
cringe
Is there anything sadder than /r9kpoltv/ rejects spewing bile cause the guy who they ,delusional-y, thought was MGTOW turned out to be a normal dude who got married and is now happy?
Fucking KILL YOURSELVES ALREADY
do you write cuckolding fan fiction often or is this just a one time thing?
Get back to your cage, Bill
The biggest problem I have with Sup Forums as a format is that OP's post (and as such, opinion) is instantly propelled to stick out as opposed to the 40 replies calling him a retard.
Just an observation.
This.
We need an upvote/downvote function so threads like this get no traction.
upvoted xd ;)
What websites can you think of that have a better model you nu-male plebbit piece of unthinking human garbage?
Yeah we wouldn't want anyone to see anything they don't agree with.
...RECRUITAH
>Hey bill I rescued a dog, here.
>Nia why would you do that I specifically told y-
>Shut the fuck up. Love it.
>Ok I love it now.
>Good. now kill it.
>What?
>Kill the fucking dog bill. Do it right now. Look at it in the eyes while youre taking it's life away..
>O-ok I killed it
>Good. Now get rid of your fucking drum kit.
>B-but I like playi-
>FUCKING GET RID OF IT
>OK OK IM SELLING IT
>AND GET RID OF THAT SHITTY-ASS TRUCK WHILE YOURE AT IT
>I-I sold it honey, its gone
>Good. Btw im pregnant. You better start watering down your comedy to appeal to a bigger audience. I need money bill. I need LOTS of money. Im a fucking QUEEN you pasty ginger motherfucker
>O-ok honey whatever you say I love you so much ;_;
kek
...
kek who writes this shit
>saving pictures of that disgusting ratface
>>>leddit
>le ebin upboat brigade xD
plebbit sounds like just the place for you
>AHUURR DUUUUURRRRR
Who the fuck allowed you access to the internet?