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Kino

where's CIA in this

What are we laughing at here exactly?

It's a decent promo photo, the costume design is flawless.
Yes Kylo's scar could've been bigger but I'm sure that's not why are you laughing at it

Is that the Lance of Longinus?

So uhh I dont give a shit about these movies BUT in this particular picture Captain Phantasm or whatever...the shiny storm trooper, she looks more like Luke than Rey. Has that theory been looked into?

>ugly gray tones
>uninteresting flat lighting
>framing is bad
>characters all look like they're either in the process of farting or just after

>she's the new boba fett
>surrenders to a black kid and an old man instantly

what did they mean by this

He's not laughing at the costumes, he's laughing at the people in them.

>Longinus
Look Longinus they're talking about you

>Phasma is alive
>Phasma isn't a dead traitor
Good to know Disney is using twitter to decide how to write the story.

>Scene where Rey apologizes to Chewie for hugging Leia

Domnall Gleeson deserves better than this...

Phasma?


She's a big bitch.

Shouldn't she be way taller than them?

>*wheeze*
>having shit lungs

theyre raping everything about starwars

if you have to ask, you wouldnt understand

Has she had a stroke?

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>this is the fucking DARK SIDE, the EMPIRE, the BAD GUYS

Did they audition for the uglies people on the face of the planet?

XD

underrated

>female commander

>TFA = female main character
>Rogue One = female main character
>Battlefront 2 = female main character
>Last Jedi = female main character
>Forces of Destiny = female only focused show
>Episode IX = female main character
>Not one new white male character in a lead role since disney takeover

who was in the wrong here?

>Forces of Destiny
Wow this looks terribly lazy.

Also, every old character that they need to force into a solo movie is a white male.

How have you not realized the age of white men is over yet?

>THE MILKMAN
>DARTH COLDSTEEL
>COMMANDER WOMAN

is this a pitch for a new capeshit CU?

but my chrome stormtrooper waifu didn't have a choice

>Phasma isn't a dead traitor
This. Even if she didn't die, she willingly gave up vital information without even being tortured or anything, rather than giving up her life to ensure the super-duper-mega Death Star survives

All the baddies are white.

They realize they already have the male audience with it being Star Wars. Plop female leads in and they reel in female normies too.

What do you mean? He's right here.

9gag tier humor

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/tv is now low bottom into the shit tier list of the chan board, wtf is all this low shitty bait thread?1

look at the size of that guy...

Why did a group of girls in the theatre laugh when Kylo Ren took his mask off?

Here you go

Because he went from literal badass to kyk

>bad guys
UNIRONIC

why did a roman look like a spaceman

this Why is her lower lip drooping?

I mean, it is not a big deal, but is there a reason? Why? What does it mean?

Who is Kylo Ren?

lets just say thats not the kind of face women find attractive

Amateur.

Dr. Erso, I'm Empire

you're a hard man to find, for me.

White """"""""""""People"""""""

Iden in episode 9 pls

>jew face leia

yes yes, well done
HOWEVER

Will Kylo find out it was her?

oops wrong picture

>Shouldn't she be way taller than them?

Not really. Gwen Christie is 6'3", Adam Driver is 6'2" and Domhnall Gleeson is 6'1".

Did they shrink her?

I can pull up about 1,00 erotic fanfics that say otherwise.

>HAHA posting

I hate you.

Can someone shop a Darth Vader suit or at least this suit or a stormtropper suit over CIA???

Is that a deathstar battleship?

OH FUCK

Giv tie pilot girlfriend

>He dosen't know about Freemaker Adventures.

Look it up it's the best Star Wars anything since Clone Wars.

No-one?

There's already been 6 movies with male protagonist/male sidekicks. It's about time women got some representation. Female Jedi are numerous in every other form of Star Wars media except the movies.

Wait a minute... I know those boots

Would you watch Dishonored-Phasma prove herself once more by capturing and killing the rebels who slighted her?

>get shoved into trash compacter
>ends up fighting creature similar to the monster from the first movies death star (A New Hope) using a spear she finds inside (OP's pic)
>escapes star-killer base
>follows the trail of Rey's trail (maybe Finn is also tracked)
>kills any rebels she comes across efficiently, without discrimination

I'd watch that

That's an actual improvement

Now I want to see it - nice work

Honestly, I think it's just getting hard to take the franchise seriously, and this is a very serious business promo shot

pls no bully

fuck he's so apocalyptically ugly

It's decent. Nothing special, a few good jokes.

WTF is that The Shermanator?

Why does she look like an old lesbian? They should have kept her helmet on and let everyone fantasize.

>I=Male main character
>2 = male main character
>3 = male main character
>4 = male main character
>5 = male main character
>6 = male main character
Correct answer: who gives a shit. If you're mad about this it's because your real personality is so weak you need somebody who looks like you for fulfilling your escapist fantasy

literally everyone knows what brienne looks like

Understandable why /tv dislikes them.

6'2 master race reporting

I can't take it seriously anymore after this, I mean who the hell think were the ones buying toys, figurines, DVDs, going to conventions???? Women????

Don't mean you have to take the bag off her head.

movies aimed at girls make more money. ever since titanic and all those "horror"-for-teengirls (like twilight) and "sci-fi"-for-teengirls (like hunger games and divergent), studios want to make teengirl flicks.

hello disneyshill

>the living embodiment of the 90s

>you need somebody who looks like you for fulfilling your escapist fantasy
And that's exactly what movies and videogames are for, moron.

yeah but is she going to lose the helmet in the movie? Her voice synthesized sounds pretty decent desu

Snoke isn't

He's the whitest of all.

why wouldnt phasma be killed?
shes not been shown to be talented, she was shown to run 2 failed missions, was the commander of the traitor, and was a traitor herself, and despite being at the fucking center of the planet weapon that she got killed, she made it off while others didnt

On set photos show her without the helmet and so does this promotional image.

she's a strong female character. star wars is for women and minorities now. get over it white boy.

They are trying to kill the male image. I mean starwars demographic are white male nerds. But they are not casting kino ass, they are casting 3rd wave feminism type women..... They are winning

OOMPA
LOOMPA
DOOPITY
DOO

>Evil white villains

Every time Disney, every time.

All the guys simply needs to stop buying and investing in star wars and just watch it all die. Just stop going to conventions and buying the toys and the video games and stop wasting your money on their shit. watch them burn.

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those movies are pre-titanic-twilight-hungergames era. as i stated in studios now believe that chick flicks attract more viewers.

i think the decision-makers see the success of titanic, hunger games, twilight and decided that catering to that audience would make more money.

i'm sad, too. my fave tv show is up against a chick show (different networks but in the same time slot) and my show gets clobbered ratings-wise and there's talk of cancelling show to be replaced with a chick show. ;_;

>Not one new white male character in a lead role since disney takeover
Rebels.

Does this not look like star wars to anybody else? Even the prequels 'felt', this feels like something else with a star wars skin slapped on top.

You should probably fix the lighting on the upper chest/face.

Doesn't look anything like Star Wars. Just looks awful.

Because it's not. It's shit.

So glad I dropped this femenazism shite series.

They finally managed to make something worse than the prequels

You say this like the villains in Star Wars haven't
mostly always been white.

>Evil white people
>Only the white people are villains

I wouldn't take my kids to see this.

This is too much negative reinforcement and that's bad for their psyche. This movie will actually harm white children.

what did he mean by this?