/brit/

Fried fish and some french fries ed.

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Where is the Frenchman?

manchester is a shitty little mill town with a couple good football teams

brum is the true second city

Yo soy un disco quebrado
Yo tengo chicle en el cerebro

slags innit

SHIIIEEEET

i just found out there's a british store near me. dropped by the other day and tried an irn bru for the first time. pretty good desu

anime

sue

it's only purpose is to coat the lining of your stomach is so much grease to slow down alcohol absorption

>the other wage slaves are optimistic about toil tomorrow
Great, depressed AND alone.

hows the job hunt

Irn Bru is peng

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Crossrail is the best civil engineering project this country has done in 50 years. fuck off poortherners you CUNTS

now that's a woman

should i buy more litecoin?

>french fries
yanks are incredibly fucking thick
we still have french fries here, but they're the thin ones you have
the thick ones in this image are undeniably chips

doing a video interview tomorrow morning
or at least attempting it had a go at one a few weeks ago and gave up because it was so ridiculous i Despise them

>british store
pics?

A $90,000 (((donation))) has been made to your campaign or this tweet.

would literally snap your frail southern body like a twig if you dared mutter this in my vicinity

I almost got arrested for exploring something near euston years ago

who for
did assessment centre thursday but dont think i got it

LOVE crossrail
HATE poortherners

simple as

ah yes yanks must be so stupid for being unaware of how fried potato strips are referred to in a foreign country. how could they not?! laughable logic.

went to a 'british shop' in vienna once and bought a can of tango for 1euro

St Pengras

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sound like a remainer


foy

how does the bait taste, does it taste good

So salty

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I need a Frenchman in my life to bully me.

cheeky yorkshire tea at the back

Who wore it better lads?

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/27/christian-felix-ngole-thrown-out-sheffield-university-anti-gay-remarks-loses-appeal

And they wonder why people have anonymous discussion

The one on the left.

bae
but unironically starting part time in a call centre in january because i need coin

right lads i've been talking to a girl and i might end up losing my virginity, problem is i'm a horny bastard and i'm probably going to cum instantly.

is there any way to remedy this?
i think getting high on opiates may be the best option, not only will it take me ages to cum but they'll also help my anxiety

For me? It’s liverpool

thoughts?

god save the queen

Peng's Cross

>i'm probably going to cum instantly
methinks no

don't really care for yanks opinions of europe, bet you don't even know which country is which

none

amine?

>Southampton will always have a shitty run down station in the middle of nowhere

do you not think she'll notice

they sell yorkshire most places now.. i used to have to order it online, but i can find it in grocery stores pretty regularly now

This you?

Liverpeng

imagine going in there as a british person expecting it to be a normal shop and asking for 20 benson and hedges king size, a loterry ticket and a packet of wotsits

tig ol bitties

need to fug dua lipa

don't think they wonder why, that part is obvious

live shot of leftypol watching C-SPAN and praying for a drumpf impeachment

>fucking drooling embacile

imagine a yank opening up a british newsagents on five avenue.
would make a killing

...

youtube.com/watch?v=P3Yv5uu0Qs8

name a better song

fucking hippie scum

is it all pakis working at the counter

fucking cunts

went in one of these in Santa Monica and the prices were outrageous

LOVE southern powerhouse
HATE anything north of watford

would it? with products that nobody knows and have no knowledge of? how much of a fucking retard are you?

if i can't change your mind then no one will

In the famous words of Michael Jackson: it doesn't matter if you're black or white.

>Southampton will always be a shitty run down city in the middle of nowhere
>fix'd

well he would say that

coons arent people sweetie

might get my assessment centre rejection email tomorrow
peng

Cool, but why do they have the Australian flag everywhere?

...

Liverpeng is the only decent sized city that still looks nice

Does your flag have berries on it?

where else are we gonna get any of that stuff though? worth the price for some of it

haha yeah mate biggest port in the UK it's nowhere!!! xx

proto gf is going to a (business)christmas party with her friend instead of going on date#2 with me

think i'll call things off after this infraction, what do you lads think?

Evil white people

you don't know what i'm like lad, sometimes i get so horny i cum in 10 seconds just from watching porn

doubt it, it's a really lowkey kind of high

moving from my current city in 2019 lads

well yeah
american imports are expensive here as well, 6 quid for lucky charms fuck off

nah i was just being british

>in the middle of nowhere
no
quite good transport links to london and the southeast

pssssssst
Falkland Islands

tried to get hold of one of these when i was in Buenos Aires but didn't see any

Cum twice you absolute madman.
Just finger her for a bit until you can go again

have you done your daily strength training, /brit/?

liverpool is a shithole

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don't really beleive its 2018 in 14 days. it will always be 2011 in my heart xx

think they decommissioned it a couple years ago

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36% complete
i'll be a maths genius in no time
some of you lads will rue the day you laughed at me

ive masturbated if thats what you mean

Lucky Charms are rank

why the french are the greatest lovers

not, im a khv.