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that time of week again edition

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Remember David Cameron? Feels like a world away to be honest

when the revolution comes, the breeders will be first to go

1st for hannah diamond

need a bf

ask not for whom the toil tolls
it tolls for me

**Literally the BIGGEST shit I’ve ever filmed… WOW!! You can see the final product in the attached pics!**

You’re not like my other clients… they’re all too weak to try what you’re here for. You want to go all the way, because you actually have the guts, and I can’t believe I finally get to do this–I finally get to feed a man my SHIT! I strip and tease you, telling you how hot this build up has been for me, I’ve always wanted to feed a man but every single one of them was too pussy to go for it–and here you are, cock in your hand and your mouth hanging open like a dog begging for a treat! I tease you with a few appetizers… letting you lick my ass, posing for you, describing the pleasurable pressure I feel all around the ring of my asshole while I’m burning with the need to shit…!

I moan with tremendous relief as I push ALL that my shit into your waiting mouth–expressing the feeling of being so fucking stretched and how good it feels–toying with my clit at the feeling and cumming hard at the site of you eagerly eating all of me–taking everything I’ve ever wanted to give to a man, and have him worship even the waste that comes from my ass… God damn, watching you eat my shit is the hottest fucking thing ever… so hot, in fact, that next time, I should pay you…

absolutely fuming at the apprentice
if everyone wins then no one wins
won't be watching next year

Toil on the morrow; toil on the morrow

The Wagecuck's morning will bring him sorrow.

He'll rise in the cold, dark hours at dawn,

To spend a day being Toilberg's pawn.

He commutes through the darkness, the wind and the rain

To arrive on time at his toiling domain.

So sleep tight, Mr Wagecuck. Get comfortable in your bed;

You've got a long, hard day of toiling ahead

this is a good post

You wake up in 1995 in Russia as a conscript
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFjZEOSVC6Y

unironically miss him desu
simpler times

Business idea: ban salesmanship and purely sell products based on need

What do you do about your wedding ring getting in the way when doing daily stuff lads?

Yeaaahhh, if you could go ahead and stay late until you've finished all these reports like you were supposed to, that'd be great. Thanks.

no toil tomorrow because im a NEET

>youtube.com/watch?v=NGfDW1wY6N0

IS there a comfier christmas theme?

delet this
I still have......14 hours.

imagine not having acting and actign superior. not having a place and a car, buying pretty much whatever you want and treating your mother or brother or whatever. you think you're better because you get to sit in your room being a child? even if i had no job i wouldn't fucking do that i grew out of that when i was in my early 20s

2 winners
dogshite

servitude with the first chirpings of the lark

>girl I like takes my facebook profile picture and combines it with a picture of her

what on earth did she mean by this?

Hey! Wakey Wakey! What happened? You just fell asleep in the middle of our dinner, HOW RUDE! Wait, What? You think *I* did this!? Well… I might of slipped *something* special into your drink that made you go nighty night, tee hee. Oh Noo, you’re all tied up! I know… not exactly what you had planned for our first date…right? That’s okay, I promise we can still have fun! We’re going to play a game, it’s my favorite! It’s called, How Long Can You Survive?! Today I thought I’d see how long you can hold your breath, are you ready? This ass is going to take your breath away.

“If you want air, you’re going to have to take it from my ass! Hey, don’t pass out yet! I have something special for you.” I fill my panties with wet poop and smoosh my ass against your face, and you’re struggling but it’s not enough–I take off my soiled panties and smother you with my gigantic crap covered ass and pussy!!

“Take a deep breath! This is going to be your last chance for air, I’m not getting up again. Take it. Take it! TAKE IT! TAKE ALL THAT DIRTY ASS! Hey! I don’t feel you breathing down there! Are you okay?…Don’t make me get up!

“Oohh no! I did it again. Oh well, at least you survived longer than the last one!

l imagine lord sugar will be devastated at this news

Being a neet truly is a privilege.

don't like scat
don't like pedophilia
don't like guro
all other fetishes reckon i could wank to

going to abandon my toilsmanship in 2018 and become a comfy NEET

have loads saved up

both love and hate this film, even though it's a yank office, it's still a globally understood message, it's just too fucking real

Brother Blackshirts,my comrades in struggle:Our fight is for the soul,and in that battle we go forward together till victory be won.Our struggle is hard,because we are fighting for something great,and great things are not lightly or easily gained.We are fighting for nothing less than a revolution in the spirit of our people.We must be worthy of our mission,for blackshirts are those who are summoned to lead the people to a new and a higher civilization.The Blackshirt is a revolutionary dedicated to the service of our country.We must always possess the character of the true revolutionary.It is not the character that you observe in the little men of the old parties,blown hither and thither by every gust of convenience opinion,elated by a little success,downcast by a little failure,gossiping and chattering about the prospects of the next five minutes,jostling for place,but not so forward in service.Without loyalty,endurance, or staying power,such a character is the hallmark of financial democratic politics. It is the opposite of national socialism.In the true revolutionary,the first quality is the power to endure.

Feel like pure shit, just want him back

not anticipating that much toil will be done this week desu

go away

*not having a job and acting

that punch would wind me for two minutes desu

>don't like pedophilia

what about loli

piss?

nobody cares what you think or what you'd do if you were us. not going to take pointers from some deano who got promoted recently to head of the chicken aisle at tesco and now thinks he's hot shit.

enjoy these

literal angel

/brit/ gimmick of the year:

>'
>sweaty x
>simple as
>toilposting
>are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

/brit/ distinguished poster of the year

>alan a.k.a. the algerian a.k.a. Nassim
>thailad
>the ethiopian
>poleboo
>beto

/brit/ "hivemind" of posters of the year

>wacky bruce
>the bradley posters
>leftypol
>hatposters
>'tismo yank

comments/suggestions/criticisms? strawpolls will be open during the week between christmas and new years

who /get rich or die trying 2018/ here?

pr men like him deserve to be hanged. They're a pretty face to the public while businesses and other groups ruin the country

yupp

@9158
kys you autistic cunt

>next time I should pay you
Chance would be a fine thing

terrible post
excellent post

just ironed the toil shirts

give me an oral history of /brit/

Remember posting on Sup Forums like 6 years ago and they all actually believe lolicon isn't pedophilia. Wasn't telling them to stop fapping to it or anything, but they refused to admit that being attracted to children doesn't mean you're a pedophile if it's a drawing. Reckon it's a fairly normie board full of people who HATE "real" pedophiles and are ashamed of themselves.

i am directly responsible for the "12 or 13 years old" gimmick

nope
hot

alri dave

>double hiring

Lord Sugar bringing the tweeeeeests

sue

>thailad and alan

they've been here way longer than a year, it should be an award for new posters only

/brit/ gimmick of the year: the discussion of british culture/yankism is genuinely a mental illness

Worst gimmick :
>Leftypol invasion
>Rorke living rent free

>bradleyposterS

Remember that time the UK had a Canadian prime minister? Mental

ASMR lads report

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Feel like Deano deserves a mention in the gimmick category

i made the first thread

hehe
boner

haha boner

i work in an office for a council. clearly you've internalised that most unemployed people are losers so you need to assume that i work in a supermarket to make yourself feel better. clearly all people who work do so in menial retail positions so naturally you've done well not getting a job! you're pathetic

is thailad back in the uk for christmas?

haven't been on /brit/ long enough to know what the "12 or 13 years old" gimmick is

anyone care to explain?

Think i should be in the distinguished poster of the year category. The thing that makes me distinguished is the fact that unlike let's say beto or dave i'm not completely fucking mental.

watching an old varg video
guy was a lot less unhinged a year ago. wonder what happened that hes getting so crazy

Fuck that, they aren't even training them

Why are British girls so fucking cute holy shit
starting to get sad I don't like in the UK

are you literally 10 or 11 years old?

I thought speed hatposting was a legit gimmick
I think 5 seconds was the fastest I saw.

ENGLAND LIVES
AND MARCHES ON

me too

Hahaha who's 'tismo yank exactly..?

he literally is a murderer and used to burn down churches. being edgy on youtube is a big step down in craziness from that.

reporting in

quality post my friend.

These girls have fathers

This

Girl of the year: Summer

sometimes consider the plausibility of buying a shitty old camper and moving out to the woods or the mountains or whatever and living off the grid with my down-payment savings

would live in the workplace carpark in said camper but I don't think they'd let me

1)killing communists isn't murder
b)it was self defence
iii)christcucks need to gtfo of Europe

gib summer gf

>council office

So you have no skills and can't compete in the private market so your mum had a word with HR and gave you an interview? The vast majority of people here won't be neet forever, I've been neet since september but I probably have more experience than you. I can smell the new on you. You're probably 21/22, at that stage of ambition and feeling like you're moving up in the world. You aren't. It all grinds down to a halt by the time you're 25. Enjoy being top bin ban department boy at your shitty council lmao

Taken the varg pill and won't be celebrating semetic holidays this year

being right wing is just a gradual slip into insanity

>being right wing is just a gradual slip into insanity

somebody hat this joker

You know my name not my story xx

what would you do for water or electricity?

Girl of the year: the Queen

Together in Britain we have lit a flame that the ages shall not extinguish. Guard that sacred flame, my brother Blackshirts, until it illuminates Britain and lights again the paths of mankind.

Is there an acceptable duration between having a wank and talking to your mum without showering?

Also, interesting ads that ublock is doing fuck all about

fuck you, kill yourself brits

What is the point of /bant/?

Add tootposter?
Whoever that may be

Brown hands typed the post etc.

Year of the year: January

'Sheed

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Finnegan's wake. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of metaphysics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Bloom's countious outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Giambattista Vico philosophy, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Finnegan's wake truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Bloom's existencial catchphrase "BREKKEK KEKKEK KEKKEK KEKKEK KOAX KOAX KOAX UALÙ UALÙ UALÙ" which itself is a cryptic reference to Aristophane's greek epic The Frogs. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as James Joyce's genius unfolds itself on their book pages. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a James Joyce tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.