Scalie Schoolie: Amber's Resolve is Being Tested Edition

Will she go for it?

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Parker's gimmick is actually pretty funny.

It is, but I feel like I'm full on apropros newspapers falling into people's hands. At this point, I'm just wondering to myself "What kind of newspaper will pop up in the next comic?", which feels like that shouldn't happen.

Dammit Amber, don't you dare turn into the worst girl.

Johnny Handsome looks suspiciously like a certain Crystal Gem.

This one seems very exploitable

Oh, a new one this soon? Nice.

Also she better not fuck Violet over.

Its usually update scheduled is Monday Wednesday isn't it?

Amber I believe in you, you can beat this

Or Johnny Bravo you blockhead

blockhead

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heres something of a template

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Did this comic always used to be this funny?

She endured the horoscope bait, she could withstand this.

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nope, im glad shen finally listened to us and stopped putting in so many fucking words

I've seen pages of this posted on Sup Forums and thought it looked cute/funny, is there an official page for it? I searched and only came up with what I assume is the artist's tumblr. Is that all there is?

Yep

Comics can still be wordy, jokes are just funnier because they're story/character driven now. First 50 pages were just Shen establishing 100 different characters to varying degrees.

There's also the artist's lewd account, Stealth Brock, if you're into reblogged lizard/genie porn and some early self-indulgent porn.

So males exist in the universe?

I guess this comic is redeemed

Oh god

Wait, there are guys in this universe?

i just noticed that this webcomic isnt a video game webcomic

How could anyone be born without males, it's not like this is a fetish comic or anything...

There's a very specific species of lizards that have lesbian sex to trigger parthenogenesis.

That was confirmed a long time ago

The canon is that males exist, they just arent anthro like the females.

Straight from the writer's mouth.

>redeemed

Wait really?

They're fucking lying.

He never said that.

Well, I already finished reading Getter Robo so...

Wow, this is getting beyond corny

I just asked on the stream. Shen said that's definitely not true.

ASK CROB

it's not true. are you really all this gullible

They're desperate to project themselves onto a male scalie

Are they cold-blooded? They don't seem to be.

You'd have something to talk to Amber about between intimate moments.

Lucky.

>are you really all this gullible
No. Like last thread with the "Grizzelda is a bitch" I wondered if Crob says anything he seems to be joking half the time if he said it at all.

Unfortunately plenty of anons here can't pick sarcasm out of text.

also no

Reptiles can't keep warm in the South Pole.

how do you even project yourself onto a snake. It has no limbs and is also not self-aware.

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You can just read the comic to realize Grizzelda is a bitch.

I did. Basically same answer as Shen. "Why wouldn't they be lizards?" he asked.

Missing the non-anthro versions.

I promise Ill save it this time.

>grizz a bitch

But how?

read just about any line from her out loud a couple times. A lot of sarcastic lines dont work when thought-read.

that Kaizoku Fandubs gag still gets me

I wondering in what way Amber could betray Violet. Tell the school mob where Violet is right now? Or use a net on her?

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Help me, I can't stop hearing Peridot's voice from Steven Universe on all the girls.

How you hear their voices?

will Violet ever get the break she deserves?

>hearing Shelby Rabara for everything

user you might be in hell

that's your punishment

I hear Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad voice whenever Camille speaks

My mind keeps shuffling through dub voices, but it's generally stuff like Grey Delise for Ada, Lenore Zann for Camille, Dawn Bennett for Teresa, and Erica Mendez for Violet.

I can see Peridot as half the girls, though, especially as an alternate Camille.

I read Violet's lines with Ryuko Matoi's voice.

I can see why he would tho, she has a good voice for a small reptil. The thing is that everyone is a small reptil girl on this comic.

the mind break

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>Parker mind-breaks Violet into becoming her personal muscle

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why are all of the girls weaboos

dude have you read this comic

>all
Not all of them has shown interest in anime/manga.

One even told Camille to get out when Camille tried to push anime theme songs.

Isn't it only like eight of them

It would actually be more like a modern school if the majority of them watched shitty TV anime. As a teacher those fuckers always talk about Toonami.

yeah, next week

Because weeaboos are cute? I don't know. One girl is a recovering weeaboo, and a couple girls haven't talked about anime yet, but there are still a lot of scalie anime junkies.

GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL

you will see for yourself

just be sure to ask the right crowd of girls

Geraldine's a special case, though. She's into different kinds of culture, and the anime Camille was pushing was MIDI knockoff fluff. If she found some anime house music, Geraldine would have been all over that shit.

So far this is the only comic that strikes me as "too much text" in the few threads I've been too.

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she a salamander?

I like that there's two versions.

Yes.

Amber's a spotted salamander, and Sally the lunch lady is a spring salamander.

Is it a coincidence that two of the best girls are salamanders?

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Is this a race thing

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I can't identify any actual traits Amber and Sally share other than nominally being Salamanders, so probably not

>How you hear their voices?

I just realized I don't really hear the voices when I read it. Just sortof the..."emotion" behind the words? Characterized intent?

I'm not coming up with a good way to describe this.

Every time I see this I think it looks like Camille is going to start doing a little jig.

They're both blond

Is that the furry Azumanga Daioh?

no
it's a scalie Azumanga Daioh

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>strictly_scalie_household.jpg

got you famalam

>almost all Violet porn has her be reluctantly lewd

It's all in the character, I swear. A good lewd artist does its best to be accurate to the source, and it's a win/win for both artist and consumer.

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I know it's Jay peg sorry

Do I look like I know what a Jay peg is

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When does Parker pull out her ultimate weapon?

Whoever reads this will explode

Fucking wizards and their Explosive Runes.