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dance puppets

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first

How much would you pay?

Have you ever see a monkey dancing? I bet you didn't. I'm an amazing dancer, I can also do tricks.

But pay first.

ahahahah the island yank is angry

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES ITS THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE BUT ITS MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAKE JESUS IT NEVER ENDS IT SLOWLY WORKS ITS WAY INSIDE IF THE PAIN GOES ON IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

can tell by your posts you're shorter than 5'8

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CHINK'D LMAO

ah yes

laughing my ass off at peasants who put their life savings into bitcoin because they read on /biz/ that it was a good move

when do we get to genocide the 'dinner-tea' people? it's lunch-dinner you spastics

malta is british soil

malta is rightful italian clay

6'5" and built like a brick shithouse actually
can take any island yank in a fight
show your face in edmonton and you're getting a right hook straight to your fucking jaw you incel

need to get a 98 on the final to get an A in the class
i'll see you all on the other side *slams laptop shut and opens notebook*

Why was the robot afraid to have sex with a girl?

He had a tinny penis

I TOLD MY DAD YESTERDAY THAT I THINK I SHOULD SELL MY BITCOIN BECAUSE I THINK IT WOULD CRASH. HE SAID I SHOULD BUY MORE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN THOSE THINGS

the down-to-earth modern British family, pointing towards our bright British future out of the EU

base and debauched as can be

imagine being the brother growing up in that family

that was not me LOL

Well my daddy taught me how not to rip the skin.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKKEESSS
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAY
I'M SICK OF THI SLIFE
I JUST WANNA SCREAM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gimme the ol' redpill on programming design patterns lads

really like girls with long legs but suffer from midget syndrome
Suffering

OFFICIAL CHINKY POWER RANKING GUIDE:

1. Korean
2. Taiwanese

-POWERGAP-

3. The rest

Why do you have a Pikachu hahahahahahahahaha

when fucking normies know what bitcoin is, it's time to cash out

>based and debauched as can be
FIFY

children on /biz/ rn

>In England, evidence of games of "hockey on ice" (the name replaced "bandy ball"), played with a "bung" (a plug of cork or oak used as a stopper on a barrel) date back to the 1700s.
>Evidence that curling existed in Scotland in the early 16th century includes a curling stone inscribed with the date 1511 uncovered (along with another bearing the date 1551) when an old pond was drained at Dunblane, Scotland
your welcome sweaties ;-)

Beto, have you seen the new Star Wars filuuuum, m80?

I have some bad news for you buddy.

You LITERALLY can't fucking cash out. Seriously, try it. You wasted all your money on internet bucks. There is no way to convert it back to fiat. All those "exchanges" that claim to deposit your money into your bank? Those are scams, the deposit never goes through. All those people saying it isn't a scam? They're shills for the scam "exchanges."

Anyone who tries to refute this post is a scammer shilling for scammy exchanges.

Ever'on playing tomorrow, placed a bet on 'ooney scoring a 'oal

>kill me

/biz/'s style of posting is fucking hilarious

ah yes, britain

Wish I were cute desu

abolish net neutrality

SHOW YOURSELF
TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME

grotesque piece of shit finally gone

cold as shit here buds, but I have to go out for a walk because I've barely gotten any exercise all week.

josie

>$18,327.19
Calm down mates, it is still astronomically high right now. Go to beddy bye byes and wake up tomorrow without any drama

I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

oops someone lost a bit too much of mummy and daddy's money on /biz/ tips

i really like this amerimutt cunt

going to bed lads

wore my retainer for two whole hours tonight lads

is this fucking real

nope

The ole' parents are having a fight so I'm sitting out on my rooftop to avoid them

>linking to /soc/
>checks flag
checks out.

I'm dead inside

Wake up next day to see it down at $2,000

josie is pretending to be someone else again

>show your face in edmonton
alri i'll go down to north london tomorrow to disintegrate your jaw you cheeky little yank fucker
>incel
howling
shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners kid

>LITERALLY 20% DROP


GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

Anybody wanna play poker with me through text

21 I win

it is 8:23 PM at night you child

>tfw never wasted my time with bitcoin
lol
see the secret to getting rich is to just write shitloads of crappy romance novels that bored women like to read
they eat that shit up like there's no tomorrow

>blacked is owned by a jew
>ethan and hila are jews
>both support net neutrality

who are the good guys here

spurs stadium is fuckin huge

>no, im italian and irish and a little indian or some shit
she actually looks like the british-italian girl i work with except with an added bit of indian

FOY

Absolute ledge

6 ft 5 in - probably had a few hot dinners. bet you've shagged more bints tho lad

Ok I'vr just been dealt pocket aces and flopped quads but the river was a 10 and you have pocket 10s so you have a full house and went all in and I called with four of a kind and you lose. Good game

Do, Re, Mi, Do, Re, Mi
Do, Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, Te
Oh let's see if I can make it easier
Do- A deer, a female deer
Re- A drop of golden sun
Mi- A name I call myself
Fa- A long, long way to run
So- A needle pulling thread
La- A note to follow so
Te- A drink with jam and bread

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babylon prevails

I HAVE THE RING THAT NEEDS YOUR FINGER
I WANT YOU ALWAYS TO REMEMBER
I WANT YOU TO BE A PART OF MY DREAMS
I WAS SO LONELY HERE WITHOUT YOU
I WAS SO COLD JUST LIKE A STATUE
BEING WITH YOU HAS MADE ME COMPLETE

I CAN FEEL YOUR LOVING TOUCH INSIDE ME
I CAN HEAR YOU WHISPERING YOU WANT TO STAY CLOSE TO ME

EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT
I NEVER THOUGHT YOUR LOVE COULD FEEL SO RIGHT
EVERY DAY AND THROUGH THE NIGHT
LET ME BE THE ONE TO HOLD YOU TIGHT
I CAN'T LET GO
I CAN'T LET GO
I CAN'T LET TO
YOU'RE A PART OF ME, DON'T YOU KNOW

WOULD YOU GIVE ME JUST A LIFETIME
I'LL STAND BESIDE YOU THROUGH THE YEARS THAT COME AND GO
NOTHING AT ALL COULD STAND IN OUR WAY

I CAN FEEL YOUR ANSWER DEEP INSIDE ME
I CAN HEAR YOU WHISPERING YOU WANT TO STAY CLOSE TO ME

EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT
I NEVER THOUGHT YOUR LOVE COULD FEEL SO RIGHT
EVERY DAY AND THROUGH THE NIGHT
LET ME BE THE ONE TO HOLD YOU TIGHT
I CAN'T LET GO
I CAN'T LET GO
I CAN'T LET TO
YOU'RE A PART OF ME, DON'T YOU KNOW
youtube.com/watch?v=6wnec0Abxtg

Ate 8 pieces of smoked back fried in a shit load of butter
yummy

>Ruairí
disgusting

reminder that the death tolls in the "black book of communism" are incredibly inflated, disingenuous, and ahistorical.

looks like a tacky poundshop summer

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mommy

how many pussies did you fucked this weekend? :-)

how am i a child for going to bed a responsible hour

all these years I never knew what she was piping on about
cheers yank

i'm unironically 6'6, that leaf is a manlet roleplaying as a copypasta that i wrote 2 years ago

>tfw italo-Irish
I reckon she has mental problems

CAUSE YOU HAD A BAD DAY

they really dropped the ball on the line for La, right?

uh.. what's 14 times zero

palestinians are such snivelling little runts
constantly crying for decades. if they can't fight back and win they deserve to suffer. Vae victis.

just returned back from the date with the proto gf, asked if she wanted to go out again and she said was very enthusiastic about it, issue is she said she wants to wait a bit before getting into a relationship

am i a betabux provider?

Kikes don't play fair

PIKACHU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the eternal sunday night struggle: do all the cocaine you have left and try to recover some appetite before 5am to get to mcdonals before they starting serving breakfast. honestly, who the fuck wants that shite? their bacon is all fat and the "sausage" is in a fucking burger patty like nothing you've ever seen before

alright there Jay. think im gonna have to reevaluate my support for your previous post.

weirdo

puttering at some of these
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

oh no no n onONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i'm tired by 8pm because i wake up at 5 and study 12 hours a day
fuck off

why are you ugly cunts mocking beto when you all dress like absolute runts anyway

I'VE DANCE ALONE A THOUSAND TIMES
TO SONGS THAT NO ONE ELSE COULD EVEN HEAR
I'VE REACHED INTO THE FLAME OF LOVE
I COULDN'T HOLD IT AND IT DISAPPEARED
I'VE LIVED TO LEARN TO HATE THE BLUES
I'VE LIVED WITH EV'RYTHING BUT YOU

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES
I SEE YOU HERE
LOOKIN' JUST THE WAY YOU SHOULD
OOH
SO GOOD, IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
I'VE LIVED MY LIFE TO BE LYIN' HERE WITH YOU
OOH
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES

I'VE FELT THE EMPTY HANDS OF TIME
AS THEY WERE STEALIN' ALL MY LIFE AWAY
I'VE HEARD THE SILENCE DEEP INSIDE
WAITING FOR WORDS THAT LOVERS COULD NOT SAY
YOU TURN A LITTLE INTO STONE
WITH EV'RY DAY YOU LIVE ALONE

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES
I SEE YOU HERE
LOOKIN' JUST THE WAY YOU SHOULD
OOH
SO GOOD, IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
I'VE LIVED MY LIFE TO BE LYIN' HERE WITH YOU
OOH

STILL, WHEN I SEE YOU
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES

I SEE YOU HERE
LOOKIN' JUST THE WAY YOU SHOULD
OOH
SO GOOD, IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
I'VE LIVED MY LIFE TO BE LYIN' HERE WITH YOU
OOH

STILL, WHEN I SEE YOU
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES

I SEE YOU HERE
LOOKIN' JUST THE WAY YOU SHOULD
OOH
SO GOOD, IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
I'VE LIVED MY LIFE TO BE LYIN' HERE WITH YOU
OOH

STILL, WHEN I SEE YOU
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES

boo hoo. if they had any balls they'd have kicked them all out long ago

dont do drugs mkay