Live in perfect anarcho-capitalist utopia

>live in perfect anarcho-capitalist utopia
>suddenly this appears
what do?

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fill it with the poor

Some corporation owns this street.
They fix it.

Cause otherwise people will use the competing street right next to it.

Maybe some one who uses the road everyday? This mentality of someone from the government will do it is what keeps most people from fixing problems. Now fixing is properly is another question.

As much as I like libertarian presidential candidates, a true libertarian society would be fucked.

This violates the NAP.
It wouldn't be allowed.

>make asphalt
>pour it in the hole

not that hard

They will get a complain to the local branch of the government. Then the worker is going to email his supervisor if he can fit this pothole in this months budget. His supervisor will respond.
Then he will email the company that plugs this holes, because they won the government auction, because they are owned by the local majors nephew.
They will fit them into the road fixing schedule somewhere within the next month
They will plug it with substandard tar that will decay in a week.
Repeat
Tar and work cost ~20$
Total cost for the taxpayer after the bureaucracy and mismanagement of funds ~1000$

Auction the parcel of road for nothing less than the fair market value

get my slave to fill it in for me

Shoot a libertarian in the head... And condense his body into a brick that would be used to fill the hole

Fly over it with my hovercar powered by black child slaves.

Do what my street did when I was a kid. The city was to greedy to fix the potholes on our street so all my neighbors pitched in and a mason who lived a couple doors down from me fixed the potholes

fill it myself, because putting a shovelful of hot asphalt in a hole isn't something you need to be a highly-trained union-protected government worker to be able to figure out how to do.

>pay a monthly subscription to use streets:

>basic package: includes interstates, grocery stores and utilitarian and health services.

>plus package: includes some back roads, and fast travel on bridges and other tolls

>premium platinum member: includes parking at designated parking lots, fast travel lanes activated, fast lanes on bridges ferries, all scenic back roads along with auto services such as towing and flat tires.

sounds like paradise.

don't give a fuck because I could afford a rugged landcruiser from the difference of my current gross:net ratio

i for sure wouldnt

tragedy of the commons aint my problem


lel
how much they charging me each if there are multiple roads? tolls would be more expensive than gasoline. who adjudicates when one wants to turn through another? do they shoot each other or just build expensive bridges and raise my tolls

Fill it with the dead bodies of niggers and kikes

>hovercar powered by black child slaves.
You mean a litter?

You bet.

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CAN I GET SOME (you)'s!

I SPENT LIKE 10 minutes typing this awesome post!

@83162967
>Implying people will just give you free (You)s in an anarcho-capitalist society.
>Implying I won't just read your post without paying.

>Multiple competing streets to the same destination
or
>Government has 1 street to destination
This is why libertarians are retarded.

>how society could have been without women's suffrage
we blew it

(Me)

YOU PAY ME WITH (YOU)'S YOU THIEVING SCUM OR I WILL BRING IN THE AUTHORITIES TO REMOVE YOUR ASS

>"Economy" package only allows access to stores which pay an advertising fee to the network
>also has disneyland style blackout days, and restrictions/surcharges on out-of-zipcode travel

>competing street right next to it

>spot some statist fuck hanging around the pot hole
>whack him on the head and bend his body to fit it inside the hole
>put some concrete over it

Problem solved, not that I give a fuck because cars have become useless and I travel on horseback.

Oh and do tell me how come current countries still manage to have pot holes on their roads despite taxing 50% of their slave-citizens' income?
Nah, actually don't bother because this is yet another bullshit repeat bait thread

Sage and hide.

>Multiple competing streets.
>All of which are stealing each other's profits.
>As a result they are all turning deficits.
What you'll get instead is cooperative monopolies where companies don't build streets in each other's territories. They'll hire thugs to beat up anybody who tries to set up a small roading business, too.

>competing streets

"what street provider do you use?"
"I have BlackTop."
"BlackTop? Sorry, I can't get to your house on my PaveCo subscription. Can you buy a 1-day PavePass and come to my place?"
"What if I stay the night? how will I get home?"
"Just buy a second day pass."
"Look, I can't afford to be buying PavePasses every day. I already have a BlackTop Commuter and Recreactional package. Do you know how much that costs?"
"..."
"Are you there?"
"I don't think we can see each other."

Uh, so... WHO makes the asphalt? Strong, intelligent an-caps don't work for free. That's for plebian sheeple.

Poop

Someone would fill it with dirt, eventually the road will turn into a dirt road.

What is that that weird flat gray thing?

Wait for the person/company that owns the street to fill the pot hole.

If they don't and it damages your car, you sue them to repair the damage.

Hey, kind of EXACTLY LIKE HOW INTERNET WORKS. And we all love comcast so fucking much.

And then those thugs will organize into larger groups to more efficiently sell and manage their thuggery services, and then the thug groups will fight each other to the death to gain exclusivity over regions, and then the thug groups will start extorting a percentage of people's money out of them each year under threat of beating them up and taking it by force. The roadway providers will pay the thugs to add mandatory roadway subscriptions to their extorted payments.

Shoot up heroin in the kids park

>live in perfect socialist society
>suddenly this appears
what do?

kek

Wait six months for the government to maybe fix it.

Wait a few years for the government to write a bill to tackle it within the next decade

fail to give a shit because I don't have a car.

>pothole in road
>corporation won't pay fo fix it
>no streetlamps on road because terms of service specify that it is the user's responsibility to provide his own lighting system
>devastate front right rim
>can't get home
>call tow truck which is also owned by owners of road
>there is no competition
>"that tow'll be $2000, if you agree say yes and we'll be on the way."
>can't pay to repair car
>sue corporation for damages
>team of expensive lawyers delay claim for better part of a decade

the system works

Nothing
Use the main roads because they are usually well maintained

because the socialist government banned them to hit it's carbon target and encourage bicycling?

What authorities?

no need for roads 'cause i'll just be flying my plane everywhere.

but that presents another problem: how does air traffic control work in a libertarian society? how do i not crash into other planes?

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>report flaw in public service to local branch of socialist services
>capital gains tax-funded service center picks up call, send out truck
>hole is patched before anyone gets hurt

Because the car factory is only able to manufacture 5000 a year and they go to the party leaders who do such a great job and work so hard for us!

>The owner of the street sues you

Build your planes out of steel beams. That way they won't melt on collision.

>"last class" package there is just one road leading to the hood

I'm laughing on the outside and crying on the inside

The NAP doesn't allow you to crash into other planes you fucking statist REEEEEEE

I pay road tax as I have a car. It's about £120 per year. I don't mind paying it.
But we get potholes after winter as the road expands and contracts. I damaged the suspension on my car when I drove over a hole.
I live near the most dangerous road in England. (pic) It goes east/west over the mountains and can be a nightmare to drive. The poles in the pic are for when it gets covered in snow, so you know where the road is. It's a fucking nightmare.

Wake up.

>Okay, Golf 553, Fox 47 is offering to give you $83.50 and 5 gallons of used motor oil in return for yielding right of way. You are 1 minute and 12 seconds from collision on your current course, send traffic.

Wait a year
Fill it in
Get arrested

You already are paying a monthly subscription fee mate

>competing street
As a Capitalist, can confirm.

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>The poles in the pic are for when it gets covered in snow, so you know where the road is. It's a fucking nightmare.
You don't have that on every road?

The planes will have autonomous communications protocols and guidance systems that prevent collision.

>all streets within ten kilometres are owned by the same corporation because consolidation of companies is an unstoppable trend
Ftfy

Oh, forgot to clarify, the ATCs themselves are private citizen-arbitrators who negotiate with the pilots for a commission on any disputes they resolve.

Eventually they could organize into a subscription-driven network of arbitrators, though, I guess.

One things leads to another and it World War III

Cheeky Finn

Reach over and kiss my racially pure wife. We are watching an alternate history movie about the globalist winning world war 3

Road problems if they appear are fixed promptly before they ever get near that bad. Ever since we deported all shitskins we have been able to put taxes to good use instead of welfare for lazy niggers.

My week long bimonthly vacation is coming up and I book a sightseeing trip to the moon.

Go to bed grateful to live in a prosperous high IQ racially pure national socialist society

yes, but it entitles me to use ALL ROADS except in new jersey where everything has a toll because of the mafia

do fuck all because my lada can drive over it

>Road-users form a militia and force a construction worker to fill the hole at gunpoint.
>Company sends mercenaries to protect their property.

I giggled

I just propose to fix it, for a fee.

fpbp
i'm shocked it's canada.

>Cause otherwise people will use the competing street right next to it.
topkek

You think RoadEzy is just going to let you tamper with their property?

Just fly over it with your car.

You have to be literally retarded to be ancap

Why set up a society only concerned with "private enjoyment of life" creating people who "eat, drink, marry, bear children and go to their grave in a state that is at best hilarious anesthesia, and at its worst is anxiety, fear and envy, for lack of the necessary means to achieve the fashionable minimum of sensation." In the words of Mumford.

In the words of Orwell, western democracies coming to think that "human beings desire nothing beyond ease, security and avoidance of pain" leads to fascism because Fascism was "psychologically far sounder than any hedonistic conception of life."
"Whereas socialism, and even capitalism... have said to people 'I offer you a good time,' Hitler said to them, 'I offer you struggle, danger and death,' and as a result a whole nation flings itself at his feet."

Basically any Ancap society would exist for a few years before becoming fascist or, more likely, Islamic

And thus begins 8 months of arbitration, debate, before it is decided that, with funds raised in a per-capita mutual extortion (community members will kill you/run you out of town if you don't pay; same goes for all of them), the community shall pay you $40 for your labor, Tom's Building Supply $21.83 for the materials required, and Steinberg Arbitration $5000 for their role in brokering the agreement.

Probably there would only be one street company that would be competing with airlines and rail-companies. And maybe the roads would be fixed by some charity of companies who want to appear in a better light and who want you to drive cars (like car- or oil-producers).

Kek

It never would've appeared because the roads would be made properly of fucking concrete mix.

They're free to refuse, but I assume it will hurt their business if people can find alternative ways or if a competitor makes his own road.
But if they refuse probably just make a little patch of road on the side to avoid it, which people could use for a small fee so they can avoid wearing their tires. Fuck RoadEZ, this is free market.

Not on every road, but there are "cats eyes" on all the roads, they reflect the light from the car headlights.
I hate driving. I hate it so much.
But I have to drive to see my gf in the city. (Newcastle upon Tyne) and because I live in a rural area, I must drive for shopping and stuff. There's nothing here. It's a wilderness.

we have a winner. This man knows his socialist countries.

Doesn't places in asia do this type of shit though? They will charge you more for the permit that allows you to buy cars than the car you are going to buy is worth. Keeps the roads for the rich. No traffic jams at least.

The shitpile local government already doesn't fill these in, I don't see a difference here

Blame Libertarians.

>hates driving
>hates pushing the left foot in
>hates pushing the right foot in
>hates pulling the left foot out
>hates sliding all about

>live in perfect anarcho-capitalist utopia
Then that's a private road, and it would be patched that day.

>and Steinberg Arbitration $5000 for their role in brokering the agreement.
This is the free market, I'm sure I can find a $20 lawyer which can make it happen in the week.

File a complaint to your local government that exist due to everyone in the area coming into an agreement of living in a society with basic infrastructure. If you live in a town you could always charge people for road services and make a good profit off of it.

>Manual.
>Not automatic.
I bet you use a washing board, too.

Why? This is perfectly right.

But all your neighbors like Steinberg because they seem so trustworthy in their advertising. You're outnumbered here.

Better than southern california where we've got tons of roads marked only in botts' dots (no paint). Seriously it's hard to follow a lane when it's marked only in raised white (non-retroreflective) bumps.

That is legitimately retarded. Cat's eyes are where it's at.