THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DENMARK?!

I hate you so badly right now. Nordics went full retard these days!!!

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/denmark-ethics-council-calls-for-tax-on-red-meat-to-fight-ethical-problem-of-climate-change-a7003061.html

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>ethics council


you fucking wot

Is this satire?

>The Danish Council of Ethics was established in 1988 to provide the Danish Parliament, official authorities and the public with ongoing advice and information about ethical problems raised by developments within the national health service and the field of biomedicine.

etiskraad.dk/english/members

Our governments and people just blindly believe this shit

>cattle contribute to climate change
>reduce the amount of cattle by changing eating habits through a monetary incentive

OMG THIS IS SO FUCKING RETARDED GRRR I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL RAAAWR

>Is this satire?

I wish it was...

>ethics council

>surely this 2% taxation increase in a country with

>eating red meat enough for this to be a problem

Enjoy your ass cancer

Slovenia you can't into shitposting. Please go back to your jogging.

Nobody fucking cares about the ethics council

I think this is eminently sensible, actually.
I mean, not for the reasons they claim: if god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

But if humans are causing climate change, and if a major cause of climate change is forest clearance for grazing land, and if you need to build flood defences in order to hold back the rising waters, then it's sensible that meat eaters, myself included, should contribute to the costs of building the flood defences with a tax on meat.

(I realise there's a lot of 'ifs' there, so this argument is vulnerable to an evidence-based attack, but I am of the opinion that there's a reasonable chance all those ifs are true)

You run a hosepipe through someone's window and turn it on, you should be liable to pay the water-damage repair costs.
This is the same thing.

>Not pushing China, India, Pakistan etc etc for cleaner energy, industry whatever instead of this shit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>ethics council

Literally an irrelevant private organization that unfortunately receives some state funding.

>implying you have a say in the matter
It doesn't matter what you think, it matters what your politicians think.

Nordics eat fish regardless, no biggie. It's healthier anyway.

I rarely eat red meat these days, salmon is fucking godtier.

Dear chink. I know that you're eating mainly fired rice and insects. And I respect your choice.

But for us having healthy and delicious steak is essential part of our freedoms.

This is more than a month old and got ridiculed to death.
I actually didn't think it was a bad idea.

Lmao

This.

>Literally an irrelevant private organization

Private organization legislated by your parliament in June 1987. WTF?

etiskraad.dk/english/mandate

Sounds like a solid plan, the cattle industry is really taking a toll on our atmosphere and geographical landscape.

We fund mosques and all our newspapers too. What's your point?

>What's your point?

Denmark confirmed for went full commie.

I live in a country which is 20% artificial land and 80% saltwater marsh 5cm above sea level, so I confess that this is a matter of some concern to me.

I don't dispute your natural right to eat all the cows you want. I'd just hope you'd factor into the price all the costs of dealing with the greenhouse gases they create.

I don't come and dump all the dog entrails from my cuisine in your country until you drown under an onslaught of canine blood and shit. I would hope that you would extend to me the same courtesy.

fuck off

This. I think there should be a way for elder to enjoy steaks without going bankrupt but lowering the consumption of steaks will benefit on more levels, be it clima change, ressource division, general health, and farm support which is also mostly funded by the state because they can't exist without state support in Denmark. We have more swines than humans in Denmark.

You're quick huh? This isn't new, everyone knows this. This is why America think Denmark is a shit country.

>This is why America think Denmark is a shit country.
I see what you're doing. But it's not going to save you.

>irrelevant council CALLS FOR something
>Sup Forums reads "implements" or "passes law"

You're legitimately fucking retarded.

>implying its not a conspiracy by cows to get people to eat chickens

nice going cuck

The only sensible poster in the thread who is not aping out when reading tabloid news.
Why has the majority of Sup Forums become such a fucking meme?

don't worry, you'll be able to import meat at a low price from us after TTIP.

taxes in denmark will make us more competitive and you won't have to raise so many filthy swine yourselves

Obviously. Just because you're able to figure out the insinuation fallacy doesn't mean that his third world shit hole is.

How much would a steak cost in a decent restaurant in your gorod?

tabloid news is how they give you """subtle""" warnings without appearing to be official news.

It's pretty common for CI type operations.

But we like our filthy swines? Our swine birthrates is the only thing that's challenging the rapidly rising muslim demographic.
We will be a Caliphate of Swines.

>Build their homes right next to an active volcano and then wonder why they have lava in the living room?
>Based J. Carlin

Maybe you need to consider reducing the population of your tiny island instead of fucking up our lifestyle?

>25% sales taxes on all commodities
>180% registration tax on automobiles
>electrical bills is 1/3 power rest is "environmental taxes"
>sugar tax
>52% income tax for the wealthy
>tax tax tax
>more tax
>lets put an extra tax on meat to save the environment
>taxes aren´t high enough

Fuck this nanny state bullshit

What kind of fucking logic are you people on?

Another TTIP shill.

Get out you globalist mongrel

kill yourself nordnigger. save the planet some CO2.

Denmark taxing something arbitrarily? Who would have thought?

The fuck is this shit

Buuh huuh. So what? Everyone here has tons of money. We literally have no poor people.
Also statism is the only right way to lead a state. If you're not a national socialist then you're not a dane and you should leave.

Nothing, old news and the proposal never amounted to anything other than a good kek from the right wing parties in denmark

I would gladly cause a million clima upheavels to nuke your third world shit hole you filthy degenerate.

This.

Obviously if you use taxes as an incentive to change behavior each one of them has to be bigger than the others to have any effect.

Maybe we should start feeding those morons to the pigs.

The politicians ain't gonna do anything in this matter. A tax on red meat, will only (primarily) affect people in the lower income group.

Secondly the current government are right-wing (not Sup Forums tier though). They are not gonna invent new kinds of taxation, this taxation enigma is already out of control.

You don't understand. The very idea that someone would propose such thing is more than disturbing.

You have mentally ill people in power. It's the core reason that your butt is being rekt by taxes and regulations. And it's just a matter of time for this nonsense to pass. Be sure about that.

>Secondly the current government are right-wing

Right wing in EU is MEME.

We have no poor people? Then why the fuck do I keep stumbling into drunk maniancs where I live? I even live in a nice neighborhood. I see at least 10-15 drunk fucktards everyday and thats a good day. If i pay 52% in tax I expect not to having to fucking deal with these parasites.

Also, not everyone has a lot of money. Socialism, nobody is rich, nobody is poor, everything is spoon fed to you and if you fail, welp, there is at least fiften layers of security net before you strike rock bottom.

Lastly, I am not a nat soc, shit would never work these days, sorry to burst your bubble kiddo. Also, If i leave, we´ll be one less white man in this country, exactly what we dont need right now.

>Nuking the front line against Islam.

So progressive, so tolerant!

Poeple who think that they can control the entirety of nature are retarded

>Volcanos contribute to climate change
>shut down all Volcanos!

No the reason we have high taxes is because we believe in the welfare state. That shit cost money, especially when you want to save the entire world with grace and sympathy at the expense of the hardworking danes. Fuck this tyrannical commie bullshit, they are even talking abut feeding children in schools with breakfast now because they claim that parents can´t be held repsonsible for feeding their own children. FUCK THIS COMMIE HELLHOLE.

>We have no poor people? Then why the fuck do I keep stumbling into drunk maniancs where I live?
They have plenty of money, they just start every day with a couple of beers - creating the illusion that they are impoverished and homeless. They are real life trolls, harassing people with their existence.

no brother!

ulkolinja had a very shortened documentary in finnish but it is not available online anymore. I found this:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ4yZioGd04

What is called Norwegian salmon, is farmed in chile, flash frozen, shipped to vietnam to be processed and shipped to your local distributor.
All sold as Norwagian salmon.

I'm so done with every country that isn't the USA.

Isn't the meat industry already highly subsidized? Technically we are already being taxed for it.

>then it's sensible that meat eaters, myself included, should contribute to the costs of building the flood defences with a tax on meat.
Better add an additional tax for anyone using transport (public or otherwise), using electronics or any kind of metals, living in concrete buildings, or using electricity anywhere (even if it's renewable, there were greenhouse gases produced in the production of the energy facilities).

Do you see why such a sin tax is so absurd? Wait, of course you don't. You're from fucking Singapore where you'd applaud a law for mandatory anal-sphincter-elasticity testing.

>I live in a country which is 20% artificial land and 80% saltwater marsh 5cm above sea level
Better build a good seawall then, you authoritarian cunts!

>amerigan as fuck

LMAO at this country´s state sponsered alcoholism. Then again, I am on SU and I´m a heavy drinker so I guess I fall under that too.

Stupid chink Canada is 90% Forest who cares if we have some farms? There's no such thing as clear cutting there's trillions of trees stupid bitch who cares

What about sterilizing the endless nigger breeding in Africa instead of preventing us to eat meat ?

>spend less resources cooking meat to spare the enviorement
>get taxed anyway

Every fucking time. Politicians asked people to buy electrical cars to spare the enviorement, and then taxed the actual fuck out of teslas, making the price more than double

>ethical problem

I really hope that this won't spread through the whole EU. Sounds depressing as fuck.

"HURR DURR user WHY DO YOU NEED A BIG FANCY CAR IT`S NOT LIKE YOU ACTUALLY NEED IT WHEN THE PURPOSE OF THE VEHICLE IS TO MOVE YOU FORWARD"

I fucking hate communists trying to tell me what i should be able to buy and not

It has it´s few perks like SU and "free uni" but still...our welfare program can make me want to kill myself when I am told that unemployed single mothers get paid more after taxes than some full-time working adults. Its fucking insane.

Because Europeans are faggots who love to bend over and do what their government says that's why Canada was so great until we let in non Anglo immigrants after world war 2. You Europeans destroyed our country, it's no coincidence that after Anglos became a minority that we became a cuck country and changed our flag.

>1987

Back then we still had MPs who received their salary from Russia.

It's a classic certainly. They pushed saving water like a motherfucker in the late 90's and early 2000's. Now we all have tiny toilet tanks that can't sink a proper shit and low flow faucets that take a fucking week to fill a kettle.

But we used less water! So water rates went up everywhere to make up the lost revenue.

They did close the border despite "DENMARK NO" from Merkel.

They also forced pork on the menu at kindergardens just to piss off muzzies.

I love DF with a passion.


Also guys this will never happen. Our government isn't retarded like some of yours.

>He believes mankind has any say in climate change
Oh to be so arrogant.

Yeah you´re totally righ, but Canada is still way more cucked than Denmark, lets no kid ourselves here Leaf. To add to your point: 50% of my male friends are totally fucking cucks. I don´t even bother arguing politics with them. Some are straight up apologetic and apathetic "why should I bother with politics, we have it great right?"

Just cuck my shit up

I once said something about out extensive welfare program and how ineffective it was by reffering to stats and figures and my college buddies just looked at me like I was le evil man with ze mustache. Seriously, there is no backbone in these cucks. They are so weak and feeble minded and "fair". They are literally the nice guys of politics.

>MPs who received their salary from Russia

B-b-b-ut how?

>on SU
>heavy drinker
I hate our "youth culture" so fucking much.

Aren't they the same guys who got halal meat banned?

I was reffering to the alcohol I drink on my own

I am not too good with that college binge drinking culture either

Yeah Europe is more into Pork, but it's in the same category.

>not a semi-alcoholic student

Are you even trying? I bet you primarily drink in other peoples presence - fag.

>Denmark

Red Meat is a food for the rich.

Don't meme on me son, I'll just get triggered.

>Welcoming tons of cockroaches in your home

Claiming it for progress that you forbid them to shit into the refrigerator

>build artificial country in what is essentially ocean water
>get mad at le evil western imperialists when nature comes knocking and floods your microstate

learn from the netherlands and build a big dam

Our welfare is impossible to survive on, even with the most amount of money you can't rent a home and pay for food. We make people work

I had a good steak for 7 levas(around 4$)
with fries and salad

Still more cucked breh, there is no getting around it.

>It doesn't matter what you think, it matters what your politicians think.

Democracy everyone

>Red Meat is a food for the rich.

Merika, is this some kind of meme? Or you truly believe this?

Asking because i saw a video of faggot who stole some steaks form some people at the parking lot claiming that they don't deserve it.

WTF?

Yeah I know you're more cucked, Europe is a dirty, atheist, communist, shithole glad my family left your disgusting continent.
>euros will never have a home that's larger than a 1,000 square feet
KEK

Noice porice. I'd be happy to get a good steak alone for $4 last year when they were liquidating beef due to the drought.

I pay $5-$8 for stuff out of a food truck if I want something halfway decent on the cheap.

Sensible bants from Singapore.

The best part about Denmark is that when you go there all girls hit on you because you're Swedish. On the other hand, Swedish dislike Danish "men" as you can't understand someone talking with a potato in their mouth.

Made me want to buy meat more stupid vegan cunt

Danish Bacon uber alles brormand.
Det er jo saare smukt med stegt flæsk!

>build a big dam
Das raciss. No drop is illegal

>euros will never have a home that's larger than a 1,000 square feet and on fire