ITT: Mary Sues

ITT: Mary Sues

>lawyer
>USMC Major at about 23
>speaks every language
>emotional outburst understood/forgiven by everyone
>openly nonobjective lawyer but regardless wins all the time
>beats based Harm in court
>every character tells her how hot she is

>speaks every language

Every Donald P. Bellisario show has at least one character who does. Especially Russian.

She was my teenage waifu. Damn she hot

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I think about half the cast in every CSI/prime time drama type show would qualify.

>the best scientist
>the best hacker
>the best witch
>everyone loves her
>everyone mean to her dies or is shown the error of their ways
>even the people she screws over say thank you may i have another

Can also always tell what the time is without the help of a clock.

she was so fucking hot though dude

Wasn't she, like, a psychic too?

I saw her once on the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn. She was super anxious about being on the show. Craig couldn't get her to calm down. It was uncomfortable to watch.

americans are the only plebs that aren't multilingual

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She was absurdly hot so I'd really care.

Zeus from the Iliad

I think in the eps her and Rabb went to Russia, she disguised herself as a gypsy and gave accurate fortunes.

No, it was something about her sensing someone (probably Rabb) lost at sea. I only have vague memories though

99% of English people too

>23
really? I always thought she was in her early 30s

>gets breast implants
>doesnt ever go topless
>career dies

???

Scientology.

She is too cute to hate her.

She speaks English, Persian, Russian and German with no background in linguistics.

But mulder was always right.

reminds me of that series about the chick judge that was like 23 or something