Wat do

wat do

Make her leave.

Eat her asshole, obviously

Break up with Lara Flynn Boyle and get me some prime Audrey pusy.

Good call.

eggs

>you'll never raw dog audrey horne

ALL THE EGGS!?

Like anybody could say no to this. More unrealistic than all the supernatural crap

this but first this

agent cooper is not a normal person though

Call for help.

Don't make her leave.

>Coop and Audrey never got together

Fucking bullshit.

Easy

Flex a 'cep then say something like

>we both know you can't bring yourself to leave this

Walk near her, caress her hairs, look her straight in the eyes and say: "HELLOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOO!"

Turn off the show and put on something actually worth watching

She was a 17 year old high school student. I don't think Lynch wanted to make his main character a sex offender.

It always intended though, I get what you mean and I agree however. Annie was just a supplement.

But who knows, maybe we'll get it in the latest season.

>i hope

Just wait

Cooper was always meant to be with Audrey. They had to change it because Boyle was dating Maclachlan or something. This is why Audrey had nothing to do in S2 and why Heather Graham and Billy Zane show up

Kek

In straya you're allowed to fug whoever you want once you're 16

It actually varies in each state and territory, additionally, in some states and territories teens can fuck as long as there's less than a 2 years age gap between them.

The only correct answer.

Stare a moment, blink slowly and deliberately, then un-focus eyes and say 'Audrey give two rides.'

>teens can fuck as long as there's less than a 2 years age gap between them.
Where? So a 15yo can fuck a 13yo?

And a 2 year old can fuck a fetus