How can the non-British even fucking compete?

How can the non-British even fucking compete?

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We even helped with a revolution in the UK, invaded the UK, and put a Dutch guy on their throne.
Fucker decided not to have children, though.

the best, brightest, bravest anglo-saxons left for the colonies.

the genetic trash got left behind in the uk.

lol Dutch guys cant get any pussy

They can't, that's why the British Empire is the biggest remaining empire in the world.
Oh wait

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he had a Brit wife, but either one of them probably was infertile

Anglo Empire was mostly nigger, injun, and abo land. Like stealing candy from a retard. Only poo in loo is mildly impressive.

Nice try spice fag but we won the final Anglo-Dutch war
Lost half its territory to a non country

gg Aquafresh

>be brittish
>die

>Be Spanish
>die with no money

>this
>this
>this


they didnt even have to put any effort into it, it was an easy win easier than romans fucking up englands when they were still wood savages.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Italo-Ethiopian_War
>Only european country to loose a colonial war with an African nation

We lost South Africa because of France invading us and you attacking what was then France.
The real South Africans were further into South Africa anyways, because we were quite an economic-based empire and the people that lived in South Africa would sometimes be forced to leave the country and work somewhere else, which they declined and after which decided to move inlands.

That's why the Boer/Afrikaners speak such a different form of Dutch. It's basically what then was farmer's Dutch made official.

Indonesia was by far our biggest colony and we kept that for 300 years.

>Indonesia was by far our biggest colony and we kept that for 300 years.

Shame about Belgium though aye famalam. Lost half your territory on the continent to a non country.

pretty sure you lost more with Ireland and soon probably Scotland

The "British empire wasn't impressive because they conquered savages" meme is unholy.
Reminder
>Roman empire was built by conquering lands inhabited by savages
>Spanish empire was built by conquering lands inhabited by savages
>French empire was built by conquering lands inhabited by savages
>"but muhr Napoleon and third reich"
>Both collapsed within a generation

Ireland isn't unified and southern Ireland is poor plus we crushed the Easter rising whilst fighting the Germans and they only got independence through paki tactics.
Scotland can't have independence as oil has dropped in price and that is the spine of their economy.
Meanwhile Belgium is now the centre of the EU the Netherlands will soon be under water.

>make commemorative coins before the battle
>lose

Also poo in loo was taken in a very non goy way. Basically Shekeled their way in with East India Co.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_the_Medway

Not to mention we almost single handedly fought the Germans in WWI and the Germans, Italians and Japanese in WWII. We also defeated Napoleon who had every other european nation pissing itself (Napoleon would have won in Russia if we hadn't been forcing him to send reinfrocements to Spain.

A FUCKING DESERT EMPIRE

>Not to mention we almost single handedly fought the Germans in WW1

THIS IS WHAT BRITBONGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE