I'm a bit late, so let's try and catch up!
Luke Cage Storytime Finale (And Power Man Part 1)
Unlike the other storytimes, we're gonna run it a bit close this time, so keep the images to a minimum, if you please.
On the plus side, the legacy capcha isn't ass again, so you shouldn't have to wait an entire hour for a single issue.
In case you're curious, these two chucklefucks are from and Yeah, really memorable, huh?
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Cab drivers, what would your reaction be if some scraggy looking motherfucker ran to your car and went "Follow that car!"?
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Despite not appearing frequently, this guy is actually a bit memorable, at least to me.
Basically, I just like the whole "He's like the Kingpin, but totally worse gaiz"
And I forgot the image, like a pro storytimer.
So asshole and racist asshole all in one room with a bottle of booze. I'm sure nothing could go wrong with this, right?
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Huh. Say what you will about the asshole, he's not a monster.
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Fucking hell, six inch heels can't be easy for anyone to wear, especially a dude this fuckin' big.
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Apparently in the Marvel Universe, it's easy to get superpower-esque tech. So easy that these two idiots managed it.
I guess this guy forgot that he's pissing off a 300 pound bulletproof guy who's already angry at him. Fucking twit.
Dun dun dun!
Cops arriving on the scene of a crime in mere minutes? Talk about broken suspension of disbelief!
See, people who aren't here? A full issue in under half an hour.
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For some reason, after this is a Namor story. But we're not here for Namor today, so this is the end of the issue.
More dudes with knives fighting the dude who literally has "steel-hard skin" as a superpower.
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WHERE'S MY MONEY, HONEY?
I know it was a few issues back, but it bears repeating.
(non-OP bump)
That was a few days ago, here we're finishing up Luke's first solo series. I'm having trouble staying awake, but I'll force through.
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So he survived a damn building falling on top of him, only to get hit by an ambulance.
And NOW he's dead.
For a pair of twits, at least they aren't ungrateful snitches.
And that's the storytime for two days ago, the end of Luke Cage's first solo.
It's retitled to Power Man, continuing the numbering.
>The first and still greatest BLACK superhero of all!
Man, I can already hear 1970-Sup Forums getting angry.
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For those of you who don't know, "Phoenix" was the original name of Helmut Zemo, who would go on to become a major Avengers villain and leader of the Thunderbolts.
And Cage here is complaining that's a bigger deal than him beating "Stiletto"
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Be honest, you all saw this coming, didn't you?
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>Just chalk it up to Black Power, Man.
>"Power Man? Hey, I like the sound of that."
And now you know the origin of Luke Cage's hero name.
So I don't read much Iron Man, does Stark usually make his enemies pay for his armor's repairs?
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Suddenly, box of snakes.
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Since I'm falling asleep, and nobody else seems to be reading, I'mma call it quits after this issue. That sound good?
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