ITT: How to spot a liberal

ITT: How to spot a liberal.

>They hold their coffee cup with two hands.

Muh feelings
Share love
Share my wife's daughter

That's just something we intellectuals do.

>coffee

cocaine for pussies

>whines about colonialism
>whines about white guilt
>loves mudslimes, despite not having met one ever
>"multiculturalism is good, because we get so nice food haha"

>doesn't eat meat

...

Huh...
I'm a nationalist and I hold my coffee cup with one hand like a real fucking man should.
Huh. Interesting.

>loves mudslimes, despite not having met one ever
Oh they have met one. It is just that they never ask hardball question like "what do you think about gays?" or "what should women's role be in society?". They just visit them for one Iftar, stuff themselves full and then come to the conclusion "well if the food cannot kill me how can islam??? xD checkmate islamophobes"

Because they don't want any "friends" to "share" it from them.

My hands get really fucking cold in the winter, fuck off.

>he watches filthyfrank

Liberals do not actually like minorities as that would require associating with them.

Instead, they like liking minorities, which is much safer.

thank you, NZ

Of course. Liberals have low test and as such they are weaker and have to use two hands to support the cup.

really makes you think

>Kiwi intellectuals
>that flag

I do this because I'm socially anxious and have to constantly self touch (hands, nose, elbows) to reassure myself

Only true nationalists watch loli anime whilst drinking coffee with one hand.

CUTE

But he's right... I's great when it's cold

>I do this because I'm socially anxious and have to constantly self touch (hands, nose, elbows) to reassure myself
Yes it's called being a beta.

>drinking coffee

Truth be told I do it sometimes because the pain from the hot coffee in my hand gives me a clear mind.

Italian Sociology is the fittest nowaday

i dont drink hot drinks

>Oh! Im a vegan! ;)

Also gets super frustrated when you point out facts like who is doing the raping at the swedish rapefestivals. With police report to back it up.

>Drinks stuff at 0 K.
kek

Women do that.

Why does it look like she has a scrotum?

i drink them below that

im a tough guy

>>"multiculturalism is good, because we get so nice food haha"

I want to throw a cookbook at these people, but their limp wrists can't hold a pan

They wear gay looking scarves, or something goofy around their necks.

> (OP)
>Women do that.

Well yeah, they're the weaker sex. See if their man does it too. If they don't have a man, they're liberal anyway. If they have a man that holds his coffee with two hands, they're liberal.

Perhaps they live in a very cold place. If its not cold its inexcusable though

aaand saved...

I drink out of a viking horn am I cool?

heh

Does anyone actually do that? I mean, excluding if that person is genuinely cold and needs to warm their hands.

>loli
>has ball sack

...

It's so ridiculous:
>yes, there are thousands of problems that come with immigration, but none of this matters because we get a nice Kebab, haha

As if these things cannot be SEPARATED

>that hair
>that nose curvature

backwards Sup Forums logic in action

ITT people who have never left their house and believe all liberals look alike

>she

>using your hands to drink coffee

Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be associated with you people.

>white middle class males with low upper body strength

That's true, I have literally never left my house
I have only ever experienced sunlight second hand, and were I to ever actually experience the huge and wonderful world outside my autism cave I would likely be unable to comprehend its majesty and simply return, trying to deny its existence for my own piece of mind
You really got me there, I should just kill myself now
well done, you outsmarted me and made me look like such a silly billy in front of all my online friends

>use the terms "racist" "diversity" "islamophobia"
>regularly use tumblr
>is a cuck and/or a feminist
>is doing an arts degree or is uneducated

>faggy haircuts

>They are incapable of holding eye contact during a conversation

At least you're self aware. Nice write up btw!

When it's cold I guess it's ok to do that, otherwise no

weak chins and balding for males
unappealing body shape and dyed hair for women.

Define "weak chins" like a glass jaw?

They can't go through metal detectors.

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>cocaine

meth for pussies

Sorry, I got distracted by that nose.

How am i supposed to stop my balding when I'm not even a cuck?

if you drew a line down from the forehead, the jaw is either not in line with or recedes back away from that line

So that's why nu-males have those think beards.

Have he even stepped foot on campus?

Yes, it's also to hide their double chin.

A (former) liberal friend of mine got assblasted after we returned to my home after going hiking and I stowed the .380 handgun I had been concealing the entire time.

He just couldn't understand that as a CCW permit holder, I have the lawful right to carry it. Total hysterics. Accused me of being murder-for-hire lol.

>needs a permit to concealed carry

I hold my coffee with two cups, but only to feel the warmth of it. Its cozy.

Their mental handicap gives them a false sense of superiority, so they always wear some stupid smug expression on their faces.

>multi cup drinking

In some states, I believe.

It's true, walk into any coffee shop and you'll see half a dozen liberals alternating between clutching their coffee cup like a safety blanket and pretending to look busy on their laptop while they glare desperately through the corner of their eyes to see if anyone is paying attention to them

>drinking cold tea
The tea should be hot enough that the cup will burn you if you hold it anywhere other than the handle.

>wanting to burn your lips/mouth
I guess you won't feel Ahmeds cock if your throat is nothing but scar tissue.

>large beards to hide weak chin
>skinny frame
>large glasses
>wear really tight skinny jeans (due to lack of balls)

>implying it's not Pico

kek

I just realized.


And burn my tongue? No thanks.

tea/coffee should be hot but not too hot

It should slightly hotter than warm

I hold it with no hands and drink it through a straw, faggot

>I hold my coffee with two cups
kek

They don't carry weapons, ever

if you lived in the south you would prefer your tea cold

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Oh shit, we got spotted, run!

Its like their parents never taught them elbows off the table. Wheres these fuckers manners?

>tfw weak jaw but right-wing as fuck

The moment I can afford plasti surgery, I'm getting this shit fixed

Lift more and eat more meat. It'll come.

well all intellectuals are liberals

>hold their coffee cup with two hands


fuck them

That's just waayy too gay.

>claims to be all about supporting the working class, but has never had a manual labor job in their life and no idea what hard physical work is
>preaches self righteously about equality and white privilege, but secretly racist and scared of black people
>pretend that people have the right to be whatever gender they want, but at the same time, reject masculinity as evil
>impose their morality on everyone else, no different from religionfags

They usually drink their coffee with milk and/or sugar

>not taking your coffee black
MIGHT AS WELL DRINK SODA YOU FUCKING CUNTS REEEE

so do most people

I drink it half full of milk with 4 teaspoons of sugar :^)

if you add milk, sugar, cream or any bullshit you dont like coffee

They have empathy and care about the well being of others, even strangers.

>makes a point to bring up that they listen to NPR in casual conversation

Absolutely disgusting.