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AIN'T NO MAN ALLOWED IN YOUR BEDROOM
YOU'RE SLEEPING ALONE IN YOUR BED

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think it's fairly self explanatory

Wish i Was asexual

i'm a recovered autist

hate women
hate men

a sexual what?

sue

going to be consuming TWO packets of crisps in one sitting

I don't know what tf I did with my scouser_doing_slanty_eyes.jpg folder but when I find it you'd better believe I'll be making up for lost time

Asexuals don't have sexual attraction to anybody

There is actually a prostate cancer medication capable of safely shutting off your sex drive without significant side effects but good luck getting a script

Need tips on how to forget someone, lads

so it's like the literal inverse of what you are now, a body that no-one is sexually attracted to

Fucking fat off cunt.

:-(

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you can always molest a kid and get that serum they give to nonces

if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him

lmao beto on suicide watch

Find a new person that looks similar and then you don’t have to

Am I a nonce for liking this album?

Ahhh no the Kike scum is now promoting pedophilia

Ayyyy, GOT'EM

BASED

if you like the album for the cover instead off the music then yes

al 'bum

the addition of chorizo to my chicken thighs before roasting them has considerably improved the taste of my lunches

Wtf, I love Mexico now

unironically a thin cunt

choon

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dumb wagie poster

ken?

any autism man in?

Soz m8, those packets your food rations for the day then?

nah

Why walk when you can ride?

reckon I'd still meal prep even if I were NEET tbph

>this is the avg aussie poster

:0

nope

Hahahaha wow *blushes

The vietcongs are based

gf sent me this

>the average ethiopian poster

jews? nah not a fan

this but unironically

Alri Pakis

just woke up lads

>Stop treating us like sexual objects
>I AM slag all day Xp

would give anything for a gf like this

found an i phone 7 in the park, what do i do now

>slag all day
What did she mean by this?

>teehee i'm bent btw :v

she should be executed

weird how women seem to need so much more emotional support and positive reinforcement compared to men

fragile little creatures

*looks at flag*

sorry "lad", the gay bar is that way ---->

>Those sticky notes

ABSOLUTELY SCREECHING, how dire is her state of mind

:v

find the number that says "mum" and ring it

give it back jamal

had forgotten about this absolute BANGER

just want to feel physical touch of another human bean

I got your review right here.

IT'S SHITE

>hehe hey is this mum
>huh?, who is this?
>*hangs up*

Return it like a good man and feel good later

good post

today's asmr
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EYYY IM WALKIN ERE

probably took her years to build up her self confidence
if an attractive man called her an ugly slut it would all be gone instantly

Serbia my best Aly

"found one of your childrens phones in the park, i can either bring it to your house or to a police station near you if that would be preferable"

this would hurt my teeth honestly

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Jesus wept, Micheal Imperoli really let himself go.

quality post

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"just letting you know your child was in an accident and I'm keeping their phone"

It gives me the heeby jeebies

Any fit birds in?

replace attractive man with womyn and replace took her years to never had it and you got me

"Stop buying nice things for your kid, just makes people like me want to steal it off them haha, also cheers for the phone."

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/balt/

There’s this really fit lad in my class but turns out he has really backwards antisemetic views complete turn off for me

jews? nah don't care for 'em

Seen her face quite a bit in the catalogue. What's her backstory?

>What's her backstory?
She's a girl and she exists

>teehee im bent btw :v

going to be reporting this post to all females who will stop having sex with you immediately

If i Say jews are good at making bussines and taking positions i get called antisemite anyway

New gf's mum absolutely hates Jews. Says they're taking over the world and all this. Legend

lads

are you paid a month in arrears? i.e. if you start work on 1st jan and your company's payday is 25th of each month, do you receive your first month's wages on 25th Feb?

is he an aussie that posts on the chon by anyway

Yeah?

pretty sure the muslims are taking over the world though la

Are u a latino living in the UK

No

jews? not my cup of tea I'm afraid

so you're paid a week in advance then (i.e. work 3 weeks, get paid and then work the final week)?

old ppl be like driving fast too spicy

I get paid 2 weeks in advance lol, I get paid on the 15th for the entire calender month

going to fuck me over when I leave though