AIN'T NO MAN ALLOWED IN YOUR BEDROOM
YOU'RE SLEEPING ALONE IN YOUR BED
/brit/
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think it's fairly self explanatory
Wish i Was asexual
i'm a recovered autist
hate women
hate men
a sexual what?
sue
going to be consuming TWO packets of crisps in one sitting
I don't know what tf I did with my scouser_doing_slanty_eyes.jpg folder but when I find it you'd better believe I'll be making up for lost time
Asexuals don't have sexual attraction to anybody
There is actually a prostate cancer medication capable of safely shutting off your sex drive without significant side effects but good luck getting a script
Need tips on how to forget someone, lads
so it's like the literal inverse of what you are now, a body that no-one is sexually attracted to
Fucking fat off cunt.
:-(
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you can always molest a kid and get that serum they give to nonces
if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him
lmao beto on suicide watch
Find a new person that looks similar and then you don’t have to
Am I a nonce for liking this album?
Ahhh no the Kike scum is now promoting pedophilia
Ayyyy, GOT'EM
BASED
if you like the album for the cover instead off the music then yes
al 'bum
the addition of chorizo to my chicken thighs before roasting them has considerably improved the taste of my lunches
Wtf, I love Mexico now
unironically a thin cunt
dumb wagie poster
ken?
any autism man in?
Soz m8, those packets your food rations for the day then?
nah
Why walk when you can ride?
reckon I'd still meal prep even if I were NEET tbph
>this is the avg aussie poster
:0
nope
Hahahaha wow *blushes
The vietcongs are based
gf sent me this
>the average ethiopian poster
jews? nah not a fan
this but unironically
Alri Pakis
just woke up lads
>Stop treating us like sexual objects
>I AM slag all day Xp
would give anything for a gf like this
found an i phone 7 in the park, what do i do now
>slag all day
What did she mean by this?
>teehee i'm bent btw :v
she should be executed
weird how women seem to need so much more emotional support and positive reinforcement compared to men
fragile little creatures
*looks at flag*
sorry "lad", the gay bar is that way ---->
>Those sticky notes
ABSOLUTELY SCREECHING, how dire is her state of mind
:v
find the number that says "mum" and ring it
give it back jamal
had forgotten about this absolute BANGER
just want to feel physical touch of another human bean
I got your review right here.
IT'S SHITE
>hehe hey is this mum
>huh?, who is this?
>*hangs up*
Return it like a good man and feel good later
good post
today's asmr
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EYYY IM WALKIN ERE
probably took her years to build up her self confidence
if an attractive man called her an ugly slut it would all be gone instantly
Serbia my best Aly
"found one of your childrens phones in the park, i can either bring it to your house or to a police station near you if that would be preferable"
this would hurt my teeth honestly
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Jesus wept, Micheal Imperoli really let himself go.
quality post
"just letting you know your child was in an accident and I'm keeping their phone"
It gives me the heeby jeebies
Any fit birds in?
replace attractive man with womyn and replace took her years to never had it and you got me
"Stop buying nice things for your kid, just makes people like me want to steal it off them haha, also cheers for the phone."
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/balt/
There’s this really fit lad in my class but turns out he has really backwards antisemetic views complete turn off for me
jews? nah don't care for 'em
Seen her face quite a bit in the catalogue. What's her backstory?
>What's her backstory?
She's a girl and she exists
>teehee im bent btw :v
going to be reporting this post to all females who will stop having sex with you immediately
If i Say jews are good at making bussines and taking positions i get called antisemite anyway
New gf's mum absolutely hates Jews. Says they're taking over the world and all this. Legend
lads
are you paid a month in arrears? i.e. if you start work on 1st jan and your company's payday is 25th of each month, do you receive your first month's wages on 25th Feb?
is he an aussie that posts on the chon by anyway
Yeah?
pretty sure the muslims are taking over the world though la
Are u a latino living in the UK
No
jews? not my cup of tea I'm afraid
so you're paid a week in advance then (i.e. work 3 weeks, get paid and then work the final week)?
old ppl be like driving fast too spicy
I get paid 2 weeks in advance lol, I get paid on the 15th for the entire calender month
going to fuck me over when I leave though