It's a Truman switches babies at the hospital episode

>It's a Truman switches babies at the hospital episode

>it's a Truman discovers the internet and weirdly already has specific fetishes

>It's a Truman thinks about "her" again episode

>it's a Truman roman salutes at his computer monitor at his office while pretending to be working but hes watching Hitler videos on YouTube.

>it's a Truman pisses all over the toilet paper and floor of a public restroom episode

>It's a Truman has an awkward gay experience with his friend episode

Imagine what would have happened had Truman turned out to be a serial rapist or child molester.

>All that money spent on sets, actors, costumes, catering, sound engineers and production equipment
>only for Truman to constantly be shouting "NIGGER!" at random passers by

I wonder how long they'd try to keep it going for, to try to reclaim the expenses?

>NIGGER
Were there even black people in his town?

>it's a Truman gropes his mom while she's asleep episode

>it's a Truman hosts a 4th of July BBQ for all his friends and cooks his semen into all of the food episode

Boat driver. Maybe some other background ones.

>It's Truman pretends he's singing his favorite song in front of his old high school and he does it so well his crush notices him and dates him and they run it steady for a couple years until he finishes college where he finally gets a good job and pops the question to her and she says yes and then they tell their families and they're all excited so then he goes out and moves into an apartment with her and she gets her own job and they start to live a comfortable life together and soon enough they get enough for a new house but it turns out truman is too into his career and he starts to neglect her but she powers through because she loves him but more and more she starts to feel like another prop in the house so she starts giving him signs that the relationship is going to shit but he doesn't know so she one day up and leaves him and he doesn't know why until he finds the note she left him and then he starts to realize that he messed up and he goes out to find her in the one place he knows she'll be and that's the kinoplex where they used to watch flicks but when he goes in there he finds his wife getting BLACKED by based Robert and he's distraught so he jumps off the bridge and kills himself episode

>serial rapist or child molester
>constantly be shouting "NIGGER!"

is that the defining feature of rapists?

>it's a Truman completely fills up his secret piss jar before he was even finished peeing episode

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peper and solt it as they plese

>it's truman endorsing a shitty basket-weaving contest in which the contestants weave through the most meta reference possible, for free

It's a Truman steals baby at the hospital because he's infertile.

>it's a Truman finally finds a girl who likes him as he is but can't get hard with her
fuck the writers

maybe he's a fag

>It's a Truman tries to jerk off to gay porn to see if it does anything for him but thankfully doesn't episode

>it's a truman orders women's clothing online episode

>It's a Truman shoves two fingers up his asshole while jerking off, he explodes on his stomach. Pulls out his shitcovered fingers and begins contemplating his existence.

>It's a Truman writes in a word document ideas to post in future Truman threads in his favorite taiwanese macrame forum episode

That's when I realized his life was actually pretty boring and dull

.. delete

>It's a Truman files charges and civil suits against all the people that profited off his lifetime of imprisonment episode

>Its a Truman's wife has just have a kid, so they haven't have sex for over a month and he's really horny; and to make things worst, a slutty, trashy milf is tempting him so hard at work, and he knows he could fuck her anytime he wants, but he's not really sure about what to do episode

>It's a Truman puts a bullet in his head after he finds out his entire life was a lie and everyone simply pretended to like him episode

>It's a Truman plans a bombing in his garage episode.

>it's a Truman discovers the cameras but doesn't say anything, he gradually has more and more depraved sex with his "wife", knowing she can't say no or it will be suspicious episode

>it's an user exposes himself as a virgin episode

>It's a Truman sniffs a hot girls seat on the bus after she gets up episode

Just waiting for the one where he finally gets caught lol

What gave me away this time? How can I hide it?

>It's a Truman

AGDQ, in front of millions, on a live stream

I remember when he used to do this at high school

A true man if you will.

>It's a teenage Truman asks to use to his female friend's house bathroom and sniffs the dirty panties in the hamper episode.

Imagine what would have happened had Truman turned out to be your average Sup Forums user.

>All that money spent on sets, actors, costumes, catering, sound engineers and production equipment
>only for Truman to spend 16 hours a day shitposting

Nah,they had ways to avoid that. they could always just send some kid to knock on his door and ask him to come out and play. Or have some cute girl smile at him in class.

>it's a Truman identifies as straight but is secretly bi and every few months meets a new guy on craigslist and goes over to his place and gets fucked hard, I'm talking doggy, prone, missionary-with-toes-curled-and-legs-wrapped-around-as-he-is-mercilessly-pumped-full-of-cock, and eventually let's the guy nut inside his mouth and swallows it like the cumslut he is, and leaves kind of ashamed and promises to himself that was the last time, but in a few months he's sending strangers pictures of his ass and begging for cock episode
This weekend they're airing an episode where he goes to Phoenix by himself, I wonder what's going to happen

Sounds exciting, I wonder if he'll ever pick up an anonymous buddy to tag along on his slutventures.

In last nights episode he was chatting with a dude with a 7 inch cock, so hopefully he'll spend Saturday night getting buttfucked in his hotel room

I'll take this pickle, and eat it

>it's a it's been years but Truman's heart still skips a beat when he sees her on social media episode
what a pathetic cuck...

>get out of my porch normie REEEEEEEEEEE
>he's a beta
What now, production? Come with a new idea to not have Truman spend the day in the computer.

> it's a Truman prematurely ejactulates again and later beats the family dog episode

>mfw 11 years in love with the same girl
F-fucking cuck

rub your fingers in your armpits then make sure the smell sticks to you. Everybody will think you just got laid

>it's a Truman doesn't connect with 90% of board culture on a Tibetan oil-painting forum, but can't stop himself from posting because he enjoys the extremely sporadic hints of actual discussion that crop up occasionally episode

>It's a Middle-aged Truman draws absurdist art of himself shitting on normies in gimp then posts it a website full of young adults and waits for acceptance via responses he's formed a currency from called (You)s

>its a Truman practices sex with a stuffed animal episode

This was a confusing season

>practices

did we watch the same episode?

>it's a Truman uses the bathroom after a girl and licks up specks of liquid off the seat hoping it's pussy juice and not piss episode

>It's a Truman thinks he spots blood in his stool but when he tastes it realises it's just undigested bacon

Anybody else skip buying the S291 boxset? I didn't feel like it was necessary to own all 40 episodes of Truman playing World of Warcraft and erping with nightelves. Am I missing out on anything good?