Tim edition
/brit/
It's 6.10pm.Deano's been queueing on the A76 for over half an hour.He can literally see his house across the ploughed field to his left.He's sure he can see shapes moving in the bedroom window, probably just the gf tidying.He checks his betyid account on his phone, his accumulator is racking up.He's up £14.65 on the championship results, maybe he should cash out. Nah they put that big button there to rob pussies, real legends hold their bets to the bitter end. Besides, that final bet on Mpogbe is guaranteed to come off and he's set to win £420 by 7pm. He turns up the radio as his favorite chart number comes on. He loves this fackin tune and sings his heart out alone in the car, barely keeping up with the lyrics. He stops singing abruptly as he makes eye contact with a lorry driver and resumes a manly pout. Luckily his shades hide his eyes so nobody can see the shame. Finally he swings round the huge empty roundabout and enters his road. He parks his audi up on the drive, making sure it doesn't grind on the bit of kerb again. cost a fucking bombshell to get that side-trim replaced at the dealership but it looks fucking peng now.Deano, still staring at his phone screen, doesn't notice the figures upstairs hurriedly moving about. He opens his pristene PVC doble glazed front door unit into his waste of space porch. His pointy as fuck shoes tread on pizza menus and tv liscencing letters. He picks up the tv license letter and thinks he should probably pay it. Deano's tv is so big you could probably see it from at A76 so he'd better be careful.He drops his keys loudly on the side and opens the fridge. Thank fuck! He has a can leftover from the weekend. Still glued to his phone, he shuffles to the back room. The space is bare except for his 65" TV and a large christmas tree that fills half the room. It has 4 baubles on one side as decoration, Deano is proud that he has finally made it.
He turns on his ps4 slim edition and finds that Daz is already logged in...
uni = waste of time and money
get yersel a trade
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you're always making massive posts about deano.
why do you hate UK working class so much?
the brian snail view
early brian snail sction
Silent Wycombe
plsssssss xanny make it go away
what to buy at greggs lads
what a load of absolute shite. knew it would be with the word peng on the artwork.
probably has a bunch of them shitting up his fb feed and passively takes it out on here.
Actually no need to have more than 100mb, you'll absolutely never use it
ah good Sup Forums's nsfw adverts have broken through adblock
why *are* there US bases in england
same
just found out millions of men are addicted to this kinky game
>not using ublock
install ublock origin
the so called 2017 browsing experience
i am using ublock origin
even if we get that right , this will kill us.
If You Own A Computer, You Have To Try This Game!
I have it you eejits
viagra, hot asian girl, no more problem in the bedroom if you do this ...
I'm getting these
make a custom script then
due to be paid 22nd but boss still hasn't set anything up ffs
stupid paddyposter
ED Is Doomed! This Destroys It (Wives Want It!)
mentioned
are you using chrome?
if so stop using chrome
you can't block them
First Time Edinburgh Bitcoin User Earns £25,968
alri remember this
works on my machine
me: how does one do that?
[narrator]: no viagra needed if you do this - wives love ...
Absolutely stellar post
Whats the latest scoop on Tim
toilstein still hasn't approved my holiday request for christmas day
Being a normie is awful. It's just full of pain and disappointment.
Same here, lad. Not sure what's going on, if I'm 2bchw(You). Not a fan of those sexual ads.
racist
no need to samefag yourself mate
>Make A Lasting Connection With The Slavic Woman Of ...
yes please tbf
i have 5 different adblocks how are they getting through
incessant deliberate banging upstairs
need to get a USA greencard
need to get out of this country away from these cowards
youtube.com
absolute tune lmao
genios with ublock origin here
not getting them
site was arsed up earlier though idk why
stop using chrome
i kicked drinking
i kicked smoking
i kicked the gear before it got too bad
but the 'chon... i can never leave the 'chon
and it's as bad as any drug out there
oh wait that's some scammy "ublock" that probably lets people pay them to unblock their ads, "ublock origin" is the proper one
What should I use then, lad? And what would be the other benefits of using another browser, besides not seeing those sneaky ads?
more like pooblock lmao
reddit too evidently
anything but chrome
google want to steal your data
i love the image of taking drugs lmao
what the fuck is going on with my Sup Forums
don't care
if you have ublock installed and not unlock origin try that
Thanks, lad. I see that I still have Internet Explorer on my desktop. Will make the switch later.
just installed ublock origin, the ads are still there but the little pictures are gone
End net neutrality
any techno man in?
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just gonna use clover until desktop Sup Forums unfucks its shit
had to turn off the 4chanx botnet
I just had a steak bake and a triple chocolate chip cookie
no one cares about your data you boring little prick
how do you accept being alone
>there's actually a guy named Beto O'Rourke
I thought /brit/ was hitting the mainstream when I saw Beto's name with 300 retweets
business idea : soy beer
chromium.org
install chromium
there isn't, they're still RAF, but we get stationed there
pirate scumbags
is it impractical to drop my current uni stem subject and redo A levels and go back to uni and do a humanities subject
other people get on my nerves
yes
yes
just speak to your uni and they'll switch you over if you ask nicely
>6.10pm
>championship football taking place
daft fucking tarquin
Put half the lights on the tree and can't untangle the rest
thoughts on University of Leeds?
could be a 17.30 saturday kick off
>the soyboy conundrum
fried my brain with MDMA so much you could cook eggs on my head
Love how he constantly complains about his neighbors yet he lives in a FLAT where he unironically plays a PIANO and electric guitar. Not to mention is at home all day pacing around like a lunatic and seemingly talking to himself making videos. Could you imagine having a worse neighbour?
>RAF Lakenheath (Suffolk)
The largest US Air Force (USAF) base in the UK, with some 4,600 personnel. Covering 2.8 square miles, it is larger in acreage and personnel than Britain’s own largest base, at RAF Brize Norton.
hmm
thog dont caare
knew a sound american lad who worked there. eventually he got posted elsewhere. was pretty sad about it
Put your trip back on lisicki you insufferable twat.
ah good ublock origin can get rid of the adverts but it also breaks the entire site
VERY GOOD
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no it doesn't
psych! it was me pretending to be lisicki LOL
yes it does
deano doesn't work Saturdays, that's prime bevvy time