Yanks are naming their children after Pokemon

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CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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Can't wait till my boy Joey names his kid rattata it will be on the top percentage of rattatas

They've always been a bit different about names in the Anglosphere.

At least Pokémon have been around for 25 years now. However, if you have to be a pop culture shill why not go for Harry Potter? These names at least are based in reality.

>In Germany, you must be able to tell the gender of the child by the first name, and the name chosen must not be negatively affect the well being of the child. Also, you can not use last names or the names of objects or products as first names. Whether or not your chosen name will be accepted is up to the office of vital statistics, the Standesamt, in the area in which the child was born. If the office rejects your proposed baby name, you may appeal the decision. But if you lose, you'll have to think of a different name. Each time you submit a name you pay a fee, so it can get costly. When evaluating names, the Standesamt refers to a book which translates to "the international manual of the first names," and they also consult foreign embassies for assistance with non-German names. Because of the hassle parents have to go through to name their children, many opt for traditional names such as Maximilian, Alexander, Marie, and Sophie.

>must be able to tell the gender of the child by the first name

germany, you're alright

As much as we are fucked right now, Germany is a pretty gud country to live in. The whole campus feminism movement is slowly starting to take hold here too, but it's far from the level of the Anglosphere.

Gender reassignment before the age of 21 is generally forbidden for example and only allowed in very rare cases like genetic mutations (Genetical girl born with a Penis, man born with breasts).

However, Germans love to fuck with text readability by including every single gendered variant in every word it applies to.

>be german
>get attacked with an axe/shot/bombed

...

I will name my baby boy Lickilicky. I see no problem with that you judgmental fuck. It's because of people like you that the world is fucked.

My daughter's name is Mewtwo and it fits because she is powerful

>Millennials

save your meme names for pets

You should have called her Cloyster and give her a bold nature.

No Germany, you're not a good country to live in

>When evaluating names, the Standesamt... also consult foreign embassies for assistance with non-German names.

So presumably that means they allow Muslamic names like Muhammed? Fucking disgusting degenerate cucks

>the future
>Charmander
>wants to be called Squirtle
>get arrested
>mfw I have no face

mohammed is the most popular boy's name in bongistan at the moment...

English speaking people have always been ridiculous with naming their kids. Like what the fuck, why would you name a kid after a city, like Paris. It probably sounds normal to you, but I can't imagine naming my kid, say, Rožnov pod Radhoštěm or Budišov nad Budišovkou.
And then there are "trendy" names like Blue or Peach. I am convinced someone has hit you in the head repeatedly.

How long until people are breeding and throwing away children until they get one with the right nature?

They are going to abolish these rules soon

I'm going to name my future child Rainer, in hopes that he will grow up to be a unbeatable gym killer.

>>[In Germany you] must be able to tell the gender of the child by the first name
Probably because the conjugation of nearly everything in a sentence depends on the gender of the nouns. You can bet that if German had weaker gender-based declension like in English they'd cuck so hard they'd probably force you to name your sons with feminine names

swedes have been leaving their wives with ever changing men to go on bike rides until they get a kid for ages now

>tfw Nintendo/Gamefreak files a copyright claim on your wife's son

>man born with breasts
>born with breasts

That's not how it works, Adolf.

My wife's son, Bellsprout.

>pregnant wife
>name unborn child Haunter
>abort it

underrated fpbp

Is this part of grand Japanese revenge plan to infruence and infirtrate Western curture?

> don't talk to me or my wife's Jigglypuff again.

>tfw normies destroy your game

normies wreck everything. and no, pokemon was not a "normie" thing. many of these people don't play and have never played the card game or handheld games.

to be fair, Eevee is a cute girl's name
It's like Eve

I use wrong piccy pic. I not mean to. So sorry.

I'm looking forward to the inevitable moment when they actually begin to change their language to appease all those genderfuild starkins.

>pokemon
>not a normie thing
Nigger millenials are the normies and they all grew up with Pokemon. Face it tiger Pokemon isnt played by manchildren alone

>25
It's only been 20, even less for america

Kek

I just want to bring back the good old Pokemon times. Don't care how good the new Nintendo technology is today. Just bring it back!

In France until recently you had to give to your children a french first name or a name that comes from roman or greek antiquity.

Then ? Socialists fucked it up, you just have to give to your children a first name that won't negatively affect their life

at least it's gen 1, senpai.

>tfw your parents name and raise you as a Pikachu-kin

Gynecomastia, look it up.

great, can't wait to name all my children アーボ (ābo)

This is why they call you by your last name in the military, could you imagine?
>Staff Sargent Pikachu will be reassigned to a different unit, I, Staff Sargent Electrobuzz will be standing in as your new commander!
>YES STAFF SARGENT ELECTROBUZZ

In our lives we could have these and I can't wait.
MAGA

>environmental terrorists named SudoWoodo
>pro wrestlers named Machamp.
>electricians named Voltorb
>nurses named Chancey
>surfers named Seaking
>astronauts named StarMie
>psychics named Jynx
>pilots named Pidgey
>fat manchildren named Snorlax
>niggers named Mankey
>magicians named Kadabra
>retards named SloBro

>Vulpix
>Lapras
>DewGong

Fairly based names in my opinion.

Where did this Normie pokemon meme come from?

For over 30+ years now it was the top 3 most selling video game related franchise of all time

Video games
Card games
Merch
Shows
Movies
You name it

Almost everyone knew what a Pikachu was.

So what is this meme?

>SloBro
>retarded
You've clearly never played any of the real pokemon games

At least Pokemon isn't leftist propaganda.

It was only a play on the name not the actual pokemon. I suppose Psyduck would work especially since he's ridiculously powerful at times. I know muh pokemans friendo.

At least theyre not YuGiOh names

>According to Baby Center, an increasing number of newborns are going to grow up with first names like Roselia, Ash, Eevee and Onyx -- all Pokemon characters.

And with that, the 4channer's dreams of having sex with pokemon came one step closer to fruition.

>yanks
Niggers

I didn't even remember that Pokemon at all in the television series but wasn't he the really wise one that talked to Ash in the second film? The one with all the legendary birds?

My autism is going into overdrive.

Your son will never be named Blue Eyes White Dragon

they won't be hired same as shanequa or muhammad or jose

Isn't it too quick to have these stats? How many babies have been born since the release of Pokemon Go to know this?

Isn't just giving your kid someone else's name being a cuck? Especially when thousands of other people have had the same name? Why should you have such a limited amount of choices of what to name your kid? Someone had to invent the name "Maximus" back then.

It's probably too early. How many babies? Way too fucking many.

It's literally just Evey spelled with extra e's. The name already exists you tard.

You are so ignorant my friend.
Paris is a son of Priam, the King of Troy.

>The names of Pokemon creatures yet to appear in the game have seen a boost too. Roselia, for example, is up a whopping 5,859 spots from last year.

Okay, well maybe if it's not in the game, it has nothing to do with it. Roselia doesn't even sound like a pokemon.

>Additionally, the names Star and Ivy are suddenly popular, perhaps inspired by the Pokemon Go creatures Starmie and Ivysaur.

Okay, so now you're stretching. Ivy and Star have been names for forever.

>Onyx was all but unheard of for a century, then got off the ground in the '90s - around the time Pokemon was first introduced - before spiking very recently.

It's Onix you jackass. Onyx is a birth gemstone.

>Eevee has climbed 1,377 spots on the list of popular girls' names in the last year alone.

Again with the stats since before the game came out. And the spot climb is meaningless. If it was down there with shit names like Dariantio, and then two people named it, it could jump thousands of spots and still be number a billion.

And Ash isn't a pokemon, he's a human. Also, that is Ashley abbreviated.

Who did this fucking research?

That's what niggers do. Don't be a nigger

Still a thousand times more preferable to the situation in England.

>You'll never fuck triplets named Flareon, Jolteon and Vaporeon

>never hearing your girlfriend cry out for you, metapod, to use harden and string shot her jigglypuffs

>youwereborninthewrongtime.jpg

>MFW I named my son Optimus Prime in preparation for when England takes over France

>not naming your child after the best pokemon

>Porygon

And he has a micro-cock. No wonder France is a shithole

God damn what is wrong with America

You dumb toothless fuck, Americans lead the world in stupid names. See our black community.

>not snorlax

Maybe their names have a deep meaning in Japanese?

Was going to criticize you, because 90% of the world is still shittier than there, with certain exceptions, but you're lambasting your own country, to which I say:

Okay.

Also, don't ever change. Watching your antics is pretty much the best thing ever since I don't watch sports.

Or your Politicians. Hussein? Rodham? Whatever the J in Trump is?

>Prolly J-hitler

Pfft /pol has been naming babies a pokemon since Trigglypuff

You grow up looking at a box, then a different box, then a smaller box.

It would be a miracle if this generation grown up to be normal.

>Roselia
normal
>Ash
normal
>Eevee
getting trashy
>Onyx
and were done

Bright mind you have here Hans, I think you should give your brain to science, to prevent humankind to make the same mistake again.

Yet. Nerdy shit is becoming less nerdy by the day...
>Pic related

Roll for the name of your child. There's less than 999 pokemon though, so I guess if you get anything higher than 721 you just have to abort or something.

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pokémon_by_National_Pokédex_number#Generation_VII

Still better than Mohammad.

My post is Machamp. Not the worst name. You could pass it off as French.

Is the name Adolf acceptable?

J=John

fun fact: the S in Harry S. Truman doesn't stand for anything,

trumanlibrary.org/speriod.htm
>In explanation he said that the "S" did not stand for any name but was a compromise between the names of his grandfathers, Anderson Shipp Truman and Solomon Young.

Ditto

>Checks flag
>"Manchildren"
FEMINST DETECT! POST POMEGRANTE!

not a single german died in those attacks, try again
also
>be british
>get raped by pakis

>roselia
>normal
kek

I wish I was Nordic just for the music/food. Not like I can't enjoy aspects of their culture but I wish I had an attachment to it. Being Anglo isn't bad though, at least I'm not a shitskin/Italian.

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2015/08/mohammed-really-is-the-single-most-popular-boys-name-in-england-and-wales/

kys you triple cuck

I would name my girl Eevie. It's cute.

Americans literally have no culture.

Would fuck... But not in cosplay... Maybe Gardevoir

It willbe even easier to spot liberals now.

>Additionally, the names Star and Ivy are suddenly popular.
It's working!

It's almost time to execute phase 2.

> Paris is the name of a city and only a city

What is Troy

>Knowing a name
>Devotion to a game
>To this user these are the same thing

Wew lad.

Being named after a pokemon might actually be a good thing in 20 years, the way things are going

Underrated.

That would be Slowking, the one with the shell crown. Slowbro is the one before that has a shell on his tail.

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